me, coming up with an idea for smut fic:
“this premise is so OOC but it’s so hot.” 😭😂
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I know something’s deeply wrong with me because I genuinely find blorbo suffering through horrific agonies more emotionally comforting than blorbo getting married and going on coffee shop dates.
(getting married and going on coffee shop dates are boring)
Anybody can self medicate with caffeine.
Only my blorbo can remind me that suffering is a universal condition of life and we all have the ability to persevere far beyond what we think we are capable of.
Hope that helps. ✌️
“Finally, I have you right where I want you.” Simon raised the gun, aiming it at the other man’s bare, scarred chest.
The phantom grimaced, pressing the trigger on his own weapon– empty. He raised his hands in defeat, begging, “Please, don’t shoot!”
“What a fool you are to expect mercy from me. ” Without a second of hesitation, Simon pulled the trigger.
The phantom staggered backwards— under the heavy jet of water that issued from Simon’s toy gun.
Laughing, Simon rushed to grab the other man as he stumbled, pulling his wet chest against his own, and into a kiss.
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This inspired me instantly! Thank you XD
I know something’s deeply wrong with me because I genuinely find blorbo suffering through horrific agonies more emotionally comforting than blorbo getting married and going on coffee shop dates.
(getting married and going on coffee shop dates are boring)
🌴🌴🌴Welcome to Summertime Ship/Self Ship bingo! ⛱️⛱️⛱️
(Where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!)
How to use these prompts: Any way you want! You can choose to do some or all of them, or you can have people send you a ship and a prompt to your ask box. You can write fic, or do art, or just talk about how the prompt is relevant to your ship. These are just prompts– what you do with them is up to you. 🌴
Here’s a list of the prompts with emojis for your ask box:
- 🫂 sweaty cuddles
- 🥵 beating the heat
- 👙 swimsuits
- 🍧 ice cream
- 🛍️ down on the boardwalk
- 🏖️ at the beach
- 🩴 summer outfits
- 🎆 summer nostalgia
- 🌉 warm nights
- 💦sprinklers
- 🏕️ camping
- 🌠stargazing
- 🎡 amusement park
- 🚢 getaway vacation
- 🪭 paper fans
- 🐻 carnival prize
- 🖍️ sidewalk chalk
- 🔥 bonfire
- 🔫water guns
- 🌴 palm trees
- 🛼 roller skates
- 🧺 picnic
- 🍹 iced drinks
- 🍖 bbq/grilling