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phoenixyfriend:

phoenixyfriend:

Hey I just need you all to be really honest with me.

Because American mayonnaise is an outlier among mayo on account of being made with significantly more sugar, and I have opinions on that.

Pick One:

I like savory mayonnaise (e.g. German, Japanese, Slavic), but not sweet

I don’t like mayonnaise, and have only tried American (sweet) mayonnaise

I don’t like mayonnaise, and I have tried savory mayonnaise

I like American (sweet) mayonnaise, but haven’t tried savory

I don’t use/haven’t tried mayonnaise; it’s not an available condiment where I am

I like both kinds of mayonnaise

I am greatly oversimplying (for insurance, I’m not touching on American Southern mayo having apple cider vinegar), but please just stick to the above options, because…

Honestly, I want to see if “Americans who virulently hate mayo have usually only ever had disgusting sweet mayo” is right.

FOR INSTANCE

I MEANT FOR INSTANCE

seidryewmystic:

reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

Yes, but you won’t like it.

The modern internet framework of social media was essentially created to strip away your privacy and create an unsafe public presence.

Here’s how to actually stay safe on the internet.

🚫 Don’t share your real name unless you’re conducting a business transaction

🚫 Don’t share your address unless you’re conducting a business transaction.

🚫 Do not share photos with any elements that could be used to doxx you, such as street signs, distinctive local landmarks, etc. Do not connect photographs of yourself to your real name.

🚫 Do not share photographs of yourself under your internet persona if you’re going to also post them to a facebook account with your real name. If you post a photo on both tumblr and facebook, I can do a google image search of the photo from tumblr, find the version on facebook and learn your real name.

🚫 Do not share video of yourself.

🚫 If you must share video of yourself the same rules as photo sharing apply.

🚫 Additionally if you share video of yourself, do not express any opinions you wouldn’t want your grandmother to hear.

🚫 Do not talk about any elements of your life on video that could be used to find or doxx you. No local landmarks. No relative’s names.

🚫 Do not show your ID to anyone for any reason.

🚫 Do not tell people your age.

🚫 Do not advertise your diagnoses, triggers, or any other information that could be used specifically to hurt and upset you.

🚫 Do not assume that other people online are being honest about their age, their diagnoses, or geographic location.

🚫 Don’t click on any links that say you won a free anything. This includes discord nitro.