I just had to share this cursed object that the internet dared to market to me as a valentines day gift, anniversary present, or WEDDING BAND.
I mean there’s just no way this thing doesn’t steal souls, right?
Oh, damnit, I am going to need to dive into the Jewelry Box of Doom and find this ring, because I bought (a bad knockoff of) it on one of my late night WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!? jewelry binges.
OKAY. I FOUND IT.
First, the image of what I bought. Yes I paid under $5. That is important later.
Now, I did silversmithing for a while so I know that there are unscrupulous people who take images of very painstakingly detailed jewelry, and use those images to 3D print wax casts to make fakes.
The problem is the resolution on those aren’t great.
So.
You get.
Uh.
Cc: @leebrontide as I think you should see what fresh hell you dodged.
