Good night, friends, it is bed time!
β₯ I need monster s/o who would let me kiss their forehead while they pet my head. We could take turns kissing each others forehead and giving headpats. β₯
Need people to understand that if Iβm online all day and do not respond to messages itβs because I need a day to not be a person and instead be one of those undiscovered species of slugs and that has lived in a cave for 1000 years and never seen sunlight and survives by eating moss
Imagine staying up late watching movies with your shipcest F/O on the couch. Long after all the snacks are gone, the movie chatter has gone from loud and laughing, to quiet chatter.
You fall asleep on one another, cuddled up under blankets with the gentle sound of the TV still playing while you doze.
I remember ππ₯Ί I read so many weird comics XD
Anyway I totally have some hcs, some are, mildly spicy but I won’t go into details (unless I get another ask lol)!
- Enemies to Ememies, but they fuck now.
- It’s not that they hate each other, they actually see each other as true intellectual rivals, but they definitely don’t like each other
- Zim likes to comment about how inferior human biology is, often while grabbing Dib’s ears or hair
- Zim still wants to destroy earth, but he wants to keep Dib, as a pet or something, a souvenir
- Dib hates that Zim is low key really fascinating. Like he’s so obnoxious, but listening to him monologue actually has lead to Dib learning shit about life outside Earth & he hates it.
- Zim, breaking into Dib’s house at 3am: Dib- Dib how could you not tell me your human numbers use a system of 10 because you have 10 fingers!!!????
- Dib: ??????? Get out of my house Zim- it’s 3am!
- Zim: But your fingers!!! *gets whacked in the face with a pillow*
- Dib has sketchbooks & notebooks filled with information about Irken technology & biology, including drawings of Zim nude. He would never admit to this in a billion years. & if he did, it’s for science-
- They argue, a lot, but actually like talking to each other
- They have sleepovers, no they will not admit to this
- They flirt, but it sounds like they want to dissect each other. Which, given, they do.
:3 here! I hope you like them ^-^
Obsessed with this, actually.