If I brewed you into a potion what would your effects be
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Sorry but I need more FREAK weirdo men in queer stories. The straightification of queer men in Hollywood is actually so boring. Youre telling me you wouldn’t be a social outcast if the only thing you changed was your sexuality? I’m bored girl!! Where’s my trans Goth guy!! My strange disturbing queer fellow !! I need a violently awkward and unappealing bisexual man STAT
Winter in Londontown was a special time for most. The snow cutting through the fog and gathering on the ground in heaps for local children to toss about and form into snowmen on streetcorners.
But Herlock. mercurial as he was, tended to swing wildly as always between bouts of dragging Iris and his tenants…partners…out on the town for inadvisable shopping sprees in London’s boutiques and pawn shops with money they simply did not have, and bouts of melancholy, playing his viola by the window with his gaze a thousand yards away and lost in some case or long-lost regret.
Iris, however, always makes sure to nudge him out of those moods and back into the spirit of the season. With freshly brewed tea, it’s not long before Herlock declares that INDEED, his dear MIkotoba and his darling daughter and her dear lawyers simply MUST attend a proper English party in his parlor, chestnuts and party games and rousing song and all.
Winter at 221B Baker Street was always a hectic time of year…frankly, like anything Herlock got his hands into.
Got the expected phone call from the body’s parents. They’re spending the holiday alone this year (good) and the body’s brother is away from them in a stable relationship (double good).
Thankfully the phone call only lasted a minute or two, and only included a small amount of nit picking and guilt tripping. V_V
Imagine, before you’re together, your shipcest F/O teases you by licking you on the face.
As revenge, you lick them back, and the two of you get into a ‘licking’ war that turns into the first time you make out.