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One year: Junpei didn’t get an order for a christmas cake in soon enough, so he tries to bake one himself for Chidori. It’s a complete disaster, but she just laughs and they end up just eating strawberries and vanilla frosting together.
One year: Junpei convinces Mitsuru to get KFC for the whole SEES team. He puts on “Die Hard” (an american christmas classic) and everyone eats a ton and falls into a greasy food coma with one another.
One year: The first year after Kotone is back from the moon, everyone’s busy with a million things, and the two of them end up alone together on christmas eve. They sit in the old playground, holding hands, heads on each other’s shoulders and looking up at the stars.
“All right,” said Susan, “I’m not stupid. You’re saying humans need…fantasies to make life bearable.”
REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.
“Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—”
YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.
“So we can believe the big ones?”
YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.
“They’re not the same at all!”
YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME… SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.
“Yes. But people have got to believe that, or what’s the point—”
MY POINT EXACTLY.
Hogfather