Imagine your killer or villainous F/O cutting you somewhere non-fatal.
They draw their blade across your skin almost tenderly, and they lick the blood from your fresh wound as it wells to the surface.
Lips covered in your blood, they press their mouth to yours and kiss you deeply.
seeing other queer people use words like “freak” and “degenerate” as insults is like one of the worst versions of the “it hurt itself in its confusion” meme
like, my buddy! my dude and/or not-dude! we are the freaks and degenerates! that’s how society views us, and it’s the side we should all want to be on!
nobody’s going around handing out cookies to those of us that are the most morally pure, and trying to fit in isn’t going to make them like us more! let yourself live a little, and enjoy things, and just…be weird. it’s okay to be weird!
go love something strange, and be friends with odd people, and forget what normal is supposed to look like! find the part of yourself that feels anxious about being different, and tell it that it’s going to be okay! and then join me at the weird kid table, because I brought pb&j to share, and I want to hear about whatever bizarre thing is rotating in your brain this week
“Nice slice, lil’ bro.”
i’m sad that dirk probably never strifed with guardian!dave??? i like to think dirk would’ve been the one to constantly ask for strifes but always gets his ass handed to him…. dave would usually come out spotless but maybe once — just once — dirk will reach him.
req’d by @werewylf
its giving ‘calling the teacher mom’ but CONSIDERABLY worse energy
text: captain? ….. daddy?
