Why is it always “your schemes are a menace”, “someone has to stop your evil schemes” and never how were the evil schemes, the evil schemes looked fun.
Posts Tagged villain f/o
Nothing will stop me in my quest to date some of the most reviled or ignored characters in all of media.
There is nothing more desperately, sickly romantic than a slow, inescapable seduction into villainy.
The “let me kill for you. PLEASE let me kill for you” dynamic, but the person being asked finally, eventually says “yes.”
142. If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
captivated by his complete break with reality, and his growing list of crimes.
Imagine your villain f/o with that utterly deranged, out of their mind smile on their face.
paint-it-dead: he’s a monstrous heartless villain to YOU. he’s a pinup girl to me
cringeshipping: Your f/o wants to commit MURDERS with you! In fact, They wanna commit murders FOR you. They would kill someone for giving you pickles when you specifically asked for none
kara-zor-els: “This character you like did a bad thing™!!!” It’s ok. I forgive them.
blood, and sweat, and violence, and desperation, and agony, and tyranny, and sadism, my beloved.
Imagine your villainous F/O smearing a line of blood on your jaw as they stroke your face, their own already covered in crimson drops. They pull you in for a hungry kiss.
akeshuharu: insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog.
“I’d die for you.” “Would you live for me? No, I mean would you live for me? Would you change yourself in every conceivable way to better fit my desires? Would you abandon any principle you ever had and pervert[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your villainous F/O grabbing your wrists and holding them together tightly. They push you down backwards as they pin you under them and straddle you, with an amused look on their face.
It’s all about the forbidden longing in my gay little heart.
If I’m not supposed to be in love with the villain, why is he so beautiful? If I’m supposed to be upset he’s killing people why does he look so good with blood on his hands?
I am so glad to hear it! π I can’t and won’t stop loving villains and making it everyone else’s problem π
jesibeii: If he’s really the ‘antagonist’ as you call him, why does he have such beautiful eyes???? Hmmm????
Oh, you think he’s evil? You think he’s a monster? You’re right, and I’m his favorite.
This scenario is *my* weakness. π A villain who is cruel, or icy with the rest of the world, but you– you’re so precious to them. They’d never want to do you any lasting harm. They’d never do anything they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine walking up to your villainous F/O while they’re sitting down somewhere and just– putting yourself in their lap. Putting your arms around their shoulders. And letting them deal with that however they’re going to. You have made yourself their[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheartbiohazards: Imagine your villainous F/O holding your body close and tight to them while you squirm under their grip. They won’t let you go, their hands around you, their body overshadowing and overwhelming you as they kiss and hold you.
Imagine getting to personally save your villainous F/O from whatever awful fate canon gives them.
gothic novel voice: “but wouldn’t be so terribly romantic if I did let my villainous F/O take everything from me, and ruin me and twist me into something unrecognizable as myself but unmistakably belonging to them?”
Imagine your villainous F/O kissing your forehead, and stroking your cheek. They promise you that everything is going to be alright. Of course you know they’re going to do something horrible. The question is whether or not that bothers you…
deepseashipping: β‘ Imagine your villainous/slasher/outlaw f/o speckled with blood. Messy hair, little drops of blood slowly rolling down their face and arms, a dark look in their eyes that you’re all too familiar with now. They’ve done something sinister perhaps,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Rules are made to be broken, and the broken are made to be ruled.”
Imagine your villainous F/O standing behind you with their hands on your shoulders to give you confidence– and to intimidate everyone else.
badappleselfships: Imagine your yandere! F/O(s) breaking you down mentally. You once were independent, able to think for yourself. Now? You’re nothing but a pet, at their beck and call. They hold your face in their hands and grin at how[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
silcoitus: butchdykekondraki: butchdykekondraki: butchdykekondraki: favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be “this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite” . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
skarchomp: i hate when a villainous character gets popular enough to become a hero and writers try and retcon their histories so they never fucked up in the first place. “harley quinn was actually a good psychiatrist who cared about[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your villainous F/O cradling you in their arms and whispering praises and flattery in your ear, telling you how proud they are of you. Bonus points if it’s because you just did something horrible in their service.
Save me, chessmaster! So I saw a post today about how there’s a certain character who, when viewed from the typical POV of the series protagonist, seems very put together, cool and aloof. But then, when we see material from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Most fun insult to hear an intelligent villain or antihero call someone is “dolt”. Runner up is “imbecile”.
Imagine your villainous or rough F/O leaving bruises on your skin from their kisses, or their touch and grasp. They brush their fingers gently over the sensitive spots where your flesh has changed color.
Imagine laying awake in bed in the morning with your villainous F/O there, still asleep. It’s the first morning since you’ve been together, and seeing them sleeping there next to you makes them look strangely human, and vulnerable. You lay[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your villainous F/O escorting you to an elegant, classic party of some kind. The two of you in fancy outfits, your F/O sweeps you onto the dance floor in their arms, into the center of attention.
energysoda: “You’re glorifying a fictional murderer!” NO I’M NOT!!!!!!I’m sexualizing him.
txttletale: its really crazy how people love to blorbopost about how their blorbo is a War Criminal Scrunkly but those same people will act like you ate their dog if you so much as imply that scrunkly has any textual[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine kneeling at your villainous F/O’s feet with your head in their lap. With an amused look on their face, they reach down and pet your hair, or your cheek.
For self shippers with villainous, dominant, or rival F/Os Imagine being whipped by your F/Oβ¦ content: punishment, pain, aftercare.Continued under the cut Your F/O puts their hands on your shoulders and pushes you down to your knees.Β Looking down on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine meeting your villainous F/O for the first time. They grab your chin in their hand, and turn your face this way and that, looking you over. A pleased expression comes over their face. Yes, they say, this one’s mine.
bitty-bytes: “Your boyfriend is evil!” “Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!” Well, he’s a joy to me. Maybe it’s a you problem.
Imagine your villainous F/O bending you backwards over a desk or table, their figure looming over you and overshadowing you as they hold you down, and consider just what they are going to do with you.
princessnijireiki: I love it so much when cartoon villains are like, “horrid greetings, your vile wretchedness,” or “foul morning,” “disgusting evening,” “wicked nightmares,” “sleep abominably, and bite the bed-bugs back” instead of normal salutations
true-autistic-tales: oh boy when my fictional man hears about what you did you are all done for
rixareth: As requested, I have examined my fondness for terrible characters, and I have concluded that I like them because they’re terrible and I’m not sorry.
Imagine telling your villain f/o: “I don’t care how much blood is on your hands, I want them on my body.”
Imagine your villainous F/O taking you by the arm and whirling you around, thumping your back against the nearest wall. They pin you down, their hand tight on your shoulder, keeping you from squirming, keeping you still as they steal[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine seeing your F/O absolutely covered in someone elseβs blood, and the very sight of it moves you to pull them into a passionate kiss. or Imagine your F/O seeing you absolutely covered in someone elseβs blood, and the very[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Whumper partners who hunt for whumpees together. Whumper A who uses themselves as bait for Whumper B to catch whumpees. Whumper A who catches whumpees for Whumper B. Whumper A who pretends to be a friend to their whumpee to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My dear, sweet, innocent darling beloved? π€ Wrong! My dear, sweet, culpable darling beloved! π
Imagine your villainous F/O coming up behind you and wrapping their arms warmly around you from the back, pressing their chest up against you, and nuzzling their face to yours. As you squirm, their hands shift position, and to your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thereβs a fascinating type of game of trust to be played with a villain F/O, where you and they play act out the villainβs violence together, but you trust them not to follow through all the way. Trusting villainous F/O[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your villainous F/O using their body to pin you with your belly against the wall. They overwhelm and overshadow you from behind, reaching one arm around your chest and shoulders and cupping your chin for a moment before they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
hazeldomain: carnadelions-deactivated2024010: carnadelions-deactivated2024010: absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them “what do you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
me, pointing to the man who is the most doomed by the narrative ever: “That one, I want that one, I love him!”
me, on the witness stand, testifying to the character of a man who looks so handsome in his suspenders with his sleeves rolled up stands in front of the ice box at 2 am eating a ham sandwich smiles like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Your villainous F/O loves and cares for you– deeply, genuinely. Even if you’re the only one in the whole world that they care about, they care about you. And it’s real. It’s love.
gender-luster: “he’s so babygirl coded” (he has killed so many people. and he will kill more)
Hi there! Have we met before? You may know us as blackheartbiohazards or as the sinister system! We’ve recently been forced to change blogs, so unfortunately we’ve lost all our followers and mutuals. What we post: writing advice and discussion[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
β€οΈ Villain F/Os who are regal and stern. β€οΈ Villain F/Os who are violent and unpredictable. β€οΈ Villain F/Os who are well mannered and genial. β€οΈ Villain F/Os who demanding and possessive. β€οΈ Villain F/Os who are furious and ruthless.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
riggedbones: im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities I am not blorbo’s apologist, I’m blorbo’s defense attorney. And baby, we are going for a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a fascinating type of game of trust to be played with a villain F/O, where you and they play act out the villain’s violence together, but you trust them not to follow through all the way. Trusting villainous F/O[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine watching your villain F/O with their sleeves rolled up, cleaning and caring for their favorite weapon.
All these posts brushing off “I’d kill for you” dynamics– sorry, couldn’t be me. This one’s for all self shippers who hear their F/O say “I’d kill for you” and their heart flutters a little bit. This one’s for all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hoi!π₯° What’s the worst thing your F/O has ever said to you that you found romantic?-@redwingedwolves
Popular question π “Thinking about you makes me feel sick. But that’s more than making me feel nothing.” ask game link
copingsaw: you can still have soft and cute and romantic moments with your villainous or antisocial or violent f/o. they love you dearly, after all.
dagdasgoddess-deactivated202403: β‘ Positivity Post For Villain Lovers β‘ I see a lot of these but none that are specific, so: If you self ship with a truly heinous villain (no limits) you do not owe anyone an explanation for it.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With regard to a self-ship imagine ask that we got that framed F/O’s actions explicitly with the word “abuse”– basically as soon as you bring the word “abuse” in to describe a toxic relationship (be it self ship or otherwise)[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your villainous F/Oβ¦ One day, you’re at schoolβΒ or at work, or at homeβ wherever you are, it’s just an ordinary day like any other, filled with the same tedium and schedules. The same boring and frustrating patterns of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your villainous F/O using their body to pin you with your belly against the wall. They overwhelm and overshadow you from behind, reaching one arm around your chest and shoulders and cupping your chin for a moment before they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
hilsonisthecure: medical malpractice? not to me. not if itβs you.
Imagine your villainous F/O coming up behind you and wrapping their arms warmly around you from the back, pressing their chest up against you, and nuzzling their face to yours. As you squirm, their hands shift position, and to your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
selfship-quotes: F/O: We all have our demons. F/O, grabbing S/I: This one’s mine.
Imagine your villainous or killer F/O letting you help them kill someone for the first time. They give you their favorite weapon or implement to do it with. They whisper words of encouragement. They know you have it in you…
deitydumpster: selfshippers with villain f/o(s) whoβs actions cannot be excused are the strongest soldiers. youβre not a bad person for loving them, no matter how fucked up and gross (/pos) they may be!
tanas-shenanigans: Imagine your villain F/O using their weapon of choice to tilt your chin up so that you look them in the eye.
Whumpers who are romantic partners Whumper partners who hunt for whumpees together. Whumper A who uses themselves as bait for Whumper B to catch whumpees. Whumper A who catches whumpees for Whumper B. Whumper A who pretends to be a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
cemeterything: your first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone
really, deeply in love with the term “hatchet man” for someone’s personal killer. It’s evocative. It’s personal. It’s a euphemism, but not a delicate one. “my hatchet man.” “i’m his hatchet man.” π³π³π³π³ — hatchet man (plural hatchet men) A[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
drinkingpoison: I love domesticity + villain/murderer f/os so much. Waiting patiently for them to come home, squirming in anticipation and wishing you could have tagged along with whatever horrible, dangerous evil deeds they were planning for that day. Spring up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your killer F/O carefully wiping all the blood off of their hands before they touch you. They touch your face with hands so recently stained. But clean, for you. They pull you into a kiss.
cemeterything: i don’t know why i love characters who cause mass societal and/or ecological damage so much i’m just drawn to bitter stars who poisoned a third the earth’s waters when they fell
Imagine participating with your sadistic F/O in their favorite form of painplay. The expression of pleasure on their face at every little noise they manage to get out of you… The pleasure you feel along with the delicious agony they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
oh this one’s gonna be for a niche audience. Imagine dying in your villainous F/O’s arms. They keep telling you everything is going to be alright. That they’ll make it right. But still the life flows out of you, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some of you have heard me (π«π¦’) talk about my my Metal Gear self ship OC Steel Heron before. Finally wrote up about 1200 words of lore explaining her AU and how it differs from canon. basics: Steel Heron is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
cemeterything: wow that’s a nice inflexible honour code you’ve got there. i can’t wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.
stale cigarettes, cheap whiskey, bad aftershave, leather, gun oil, sweat and a more than a trace of blood. The ideal smell of romance.
Imagine your villainous F/O cupping your face with both hands– no, smooshing it with both hands– and telling you smugly how adorable you look all tied up like that.
Imagine you’re sitting and your rough F/O pins your shoulders to the back of the chair with their grip, their knees on either side of your knees, overshadowing you and holding you in your seat with their body against you–overshadowing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your rough F/O pinning you against the wall with a hand tightly on your shoulder. They put a blade to your throat to keep you still as they kiss you. You feel the cold metal on your tender flesh,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
the absolute vibes of “I’m a fan of your work” when the work in question is violence and/or death. <33333