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favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be “this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite” . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me so and they would never lie to me. sorry that they lied TO YOU but they wouldnt do that to me. im just built different

YES this character sucks and YES theyre manipulative and a murderer and overall just not a good person. but im making them a home cooked meal. so. maybe thats a you problem

i couldnt fix them BUT i can kiss them . maybe thatll calm them down

Oh? They manipulate you? And do all kinds of heinous things to you? Sounds like a skill issue. They got me breakfast in bed.