The (Musical) Joy of Villainy Alive (Jekyll & Hyde) Tonight I’ll plunder heaven blind/ Steal from all the gods!Tonight I’ll take from all mankind/ Conquer all the odds!And I feel I’ll live on forever/ With Satan himself by my side![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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My love language is fighting side by side and getting covered in blood together. Standing back to back surrounded by enemies is like sex to me.
cemeterything: [seductively places my hand on your thigh] […] [flexes my claws]
papayajuan2019: just found the perfect tempo for pacing in my cage
Why is it always “your schemes are a menace”, “someone has to stop your evil schemes” and never how were the evil schemes, the evil schemes looked fun.
violentfreakme: The words, “I could snap your neck”, while being choked really riles me up to no end
teslacoils-and-hubris: Maybe turning into a horrible monster would solve all my problems. You can’t prove it won’t!
Depressed and lonely whumper who has no one they can trust or talk to in their life. who ends up chatting away to, and even emotionally unloading their feelings on whumpee. Depressed and lonely whumper who slumps down to have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ribbed-vault-heart: sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off
villainousauthor: “I’m tired.” Hero speaks in a rough voice, exhausted. “I’m so tired.” They repeat like a mantra, a lifeline. One look in their eyes shows that their weariness goes beyond just today’s battle. Villain steps closer, gaze raking up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
the-font-bandit: Tim Curry might be the epitome of “understands the assignment” and never gives less than 110% and damn I love him so much for that.
mummer: why dont you read/watch something that forces you to confront the fact that you are capable of feeling empathy for a person who has done deeply cruel or evil things. And maybe you’ll calm down
142. If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Whumper holding whumpee in their arms and realizing with shock that whumpee is dying. Whumper realizing that this time they have gone too far, and now they have to fix this somehow, or they’re going to lose whumpee for good.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
csny: you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!
writing-prompt-s: A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.
estrogenesis-evangelion: katsigian: Changing my belief system from “this is the hill I’ll die on” to “this is the hill I’ll kill you on” has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend “you really gonna die on that hill?” “someone[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Addressing people as “friend” or “my friend” in the manner of two warriors attending the same victory banquet: we are having a positive, convivial interaction, and I am feeling well disposed and positively toward you and want you to know[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Leaving every fandom I visit worse off than I found it like fandoms were parks and I was irredeemably evil.
I need to find some way to be more unapproachable.
*disappears into the void and returns as something unrecognizable*
thoodleoo: this is so fucking funny to me. who wants to join the ancient athenian evil dining club with me
“Rules are made to be broken, and the broken are made to be ruled.”
Hi Julia, just emailing to update you on my status. The madness has taken hold of me and should I need to be reached today I can be found shrieking curses at my foes from the tower of my ancestral[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…