My love language is fighting side by side and getting covered in blood together. Standing back to back surrounded by enemies is like sex to me.
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jabrizzle: there’s something so alluring about being drenched in blood broskis
prohaloplayer: a headshot is sort of like a blowjob
greelin: “why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking
all characters regardless of gender are allowed to have extremely nasty sex be covered in their own blood be covered in someone else’s blood suffer horribly torture people engage in toxic yaoi engage in toxic yuri make poor life choices[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
whumperofworlds: Don’t talk to me till I whumped my OCs and blorbos.
bloodcoveredgf: lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off
scissorsisters: Guys getting hurt dot com
transfemininomenon: op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again
willgrahamscock: omg it’s so deep >///< (his knife)
sandboxer: a beautiful man is like a fine wine, he should be kept in the cellar
coffintrapped: dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out
alarajrogers: clarityofhatred: greyhawkrogue: mikkeneko: mikkeneko: the whump fan’s dilemma the notes on this post really do paint a picture of the psychology of fans, don’t they YES. YOU GET IT. Yes. That is the way.
naturalbloodstainblonde: watching porn. but it’s actually not porn it’s just a guy getting beat up.
*pointing at a shambling wreck of a fictional man* “I want that one. He compels me.”
writeouswriter: The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation
whump-is-love-whump-is-life: Enrichment in my enclosure (hurting the character)
writeouswriter: I’ll see my favourite character happy and smiling just once and be like omg I never want him to get hurt or feel pain ever again, give him peace 🥺🥺 and then the very next day be like, okay,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
lovinglystar: lazarus—rising: lazarus—rising: you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct Thats what i mean with this now . Fuckign commit violence against that beast until they have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
whumpninja: Me as a whumper: “You know, I think there’s just too many whumpers in the torture chamber. Too many hands on the knife, as it were. Two’s company, three’s a crowd, and any more than that and you have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
carnalhomo: can you stop moaning while i dissect you its really starting to get on my nerves
musteligae: a “pretty boy” has been found sniffling and whimpering in the wilderness
thoughtsofadom-deactivated20230: youre cute i wanna torture you
sarnakhwritesthings: the-bar-sinister: “blorbo is so sad and tired!” “they deserve a break!” “take them out of situations!” “coffee shop au!!” What if I like them best when they’re miserable? what if I want the situations to get worse? what if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
charlottan: 15 psychological tortures that will “Wow!” him in the horror labyrinth 😍
butchdykekondraki: butchdykekondraki: butchdykekondraki: i have maybe the worst type of cuteness aggression about fiction characters that im attracted to i see guy from shows and im like “awwh hes so cute i need to see him curled up in a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
isabellaofparma: ‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony
It’s okay, anon. It’s my own post and I accidentally read it that way when I saw it on my dash. XD context link
whumperofworlds: Me, talking about whump to my friends who aren’t in the community: My friends, probably: ALT
artbyblastweave: artbyblastweave: artbyblastweave: I just wanted to apologize to everyone, you know, if it seems like I’ve been a little snippier or combative or generally tightly wound for this last week or so. You see I gave up torture for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A friend asked me to explain whump to them, and I am realizing again that whump prompts are basically exactly the same as selfship imagines except for suffering instead of romance. 😂
whumpninja: whump writers: what if I made a little guy really sad
nosramus: torture that knight some more
greelin: [RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys
whumpbump: Me constantly: “how can I turn this into a Whump scenario?”
whumperofworlds: Hey babygirl, it’s time to be whumped!
“blorbo is so sad and tired!” “they deserve a break!” “take them out of situations!” “coffee shop au!!” What if I like them best when they’re miserable? what if I want the situations to get worse?
pardonmekreature: Me when I go down into my basement and I don’t see a blood soaked, sobbing man chained to the wall
cherry-blossomtea: “You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.
emmacornell: “hehehe i like seeing when the blorbo gets sent to the pain vortex” -sees an artist/ship i don’t like putting the blorbo in the pain vortex- “hEY YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO HURT BLORBO LIKE THAT—“
infinity-on-hiii: Nonconsensual Sexless BDSM (Beating The Shit Out Of You In An Alleyway)
i-eat-worlds: me writing a torture scene: *typing at the speed of light, keyboard is on fire from the velocity of my fingers* me composing a text message: *no words brain empty only eepy and nervous* Dear Janet, I hope this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
honestlydarkprincess: i love this character so much……i hope they get seriously injured and almost die
whump-is-love-whump-is-life: You mean people don’t want to see their favs brutally tortured??
mypoorfaves: The villain, about the torture the protagonist: “Oh, I’m going to enjoy this.” Me:
otpbutmakeitspicy: i suffer from ‘men are hotter banged up’ disease. unfortunately there is no cure.
moodykylo: Ah yes, my weekly agenda as a whump creator: -Make ‘em Miserable Monday -Torture them Tuesday -Whump Wednesday -Treat them Terribly Thursday -Fuck ‘em up Friday -Suffering Saturday -Sick Sunday
whump-is-love-whump-is-life: Trying to interact with the rest of your fandom as a whumper:
cemeterything: keep psychologically torturing his gay ass
whumperofworlds: Oops, my hand slipped and got my characters whumped. Again. For the hundredth time.
thesimstwo-deactivated20230902:
whump-is-love-whump-is-life:
whump-is-love-whump-is-life: There’s just something so comforting about having a blanket around you wonder how this can be whumpified Whumpee when there is no blanket :c
“Let him rest.” ??? No! Put him in more situations! Worse!!!
oddsconvert: whither-wander-whump: A whumpee that comes with an owner’s manual. The owners manual in big red writing has ‘AGGRESSIVE’ or ‘BITE-RISK’. Only to look down and see a subdued, scared and shivering whumpee on their knees. Muzzled and restrained to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
cemeterything: cemeterything: idk if this is a trope or whatever but i love it so much when fictional characters massively downplay the severity of their injuries but in more of a comedic way than a tragic one. like some guy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
scrolling through the whump tag seeing caretaker prompts and posts and then looking at our own whump posts and like we are out here rawdogging all hurt no comfort on this blog 😂😂😂
cindytoast404: lying on my bed giggling and kicking my feet while putting the characters i like through unimaginable torment (it should be noted that i am also writing with one of those big fluffy pens)
heartwrench-cutie: hi YouTube! today we’re gonna be unboxing my boyfriend! [camera pans to a tray of surgery tools, and promptly turns to a boy. he is scared]
absolute-barbarism: seeing my favorite character happy and successful and having a great time: nice seeing my favorite character bloodied, broken and begging for their life: nICE