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me, on the witness stand, testifying to the character of a man who
- looks so handsome in his suspenders with his sleeves rolled up
- stands in front of the ice box at 2 am eating a ham sandwich
- smiles like a ray of sunshine with a head injury
- grabs his girl and dances with her to ‘ain’t we got fun’ on the radio
- has absolutely been covered in blood to his elbows SO MANY TIMES
“He’s just a silly guy, your honor! He’s my special jelly bean! He’s my pookie bear! You can’t put him away!ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜”
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