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Folks are out there trying to taxonomise “Tumblr sexyman” and “Tumblr sexywoman” as fundamentally distinct categories as though being a socially awkward loser isn’t the principal qualification regardless of gender.
“Oh, but Queen Deltrarune is” Queen Deltarune is so easily wrong-footed by anyone who doesn’t respond in the expected fashion to her deliberately obnoxious lolrandom 90s meme culture shtick that she ends up hiding in a back alley to get away from a high schooler.
“But GLaDOS–” GLaDOS is on so many levels of emotional repression masquerading as ironic detachment that she manages to have a parasocial relationship with someone who’s standing right in front of her.
Imagine kissing your F/O for so long that you get breathless and dizzy.
that’s not what I claimed at all, anon. learn to read, please.
and yeah, i like the incest marriages in fates. what are you gonna do about it? <3
We didn’t play fates but @megaphonegirlk did. From everything we heard the shipcest marriages were the best part of the game.
For self shippers with villainous, rival, or dominant F/Os:
Imagine that you wake up late one night to find yourself bound and tied down to your bed. As you try to figure out what’s going on, you find your F/O sitting on the edge of your bed.
They lean down and put a finger against your lips. Smiling, they tell you that they’ve got big plans for you tonight…