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Imagine your F/O coming up behind you and putting their arms tight around your chest, pressing their face into your neck, or back, or on the top of your head. Don’t go, they ask you.
Whumper who is very touch-starved and affectionate toward Whumpee. Whumper who doesn’t feel safe or comfortable touching someone who might be able to hurt them– physically or emotionally. Repressed whumper who’s affectionate and touchy with whumpee because whumpee’s opinion of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
phlebasthebroenician: My favorite rejected New Yorker submission OH HAI DENNY
Good/constructive critique is critique that helps you strengthen your story by making it better as the story that YOU want to tell. Any critique you receive that tells you that you should change the story in ways that take away[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Three things before we begin. We’re not in the MHA fandom specifically we actually write more fanfic than we read these days we’re going to make some sweeping generalizations people won’t like here, and we want to be be really[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The pain of the mortal blow faded quickly– distant– far away, and unimportant. Mia tried to hold onto it as it faded, but it was no use. And soon the desire to hold on faded too. What she held onto[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh this is a *good* one. 💖 Whumper who doesn’t feel safe or comfortable touching someone who might be able to hurt them– physically or emotionally. Repressed whumper who’s affectionate and touchy with whumpee because whumpee’s opinion of them doesn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Glad always to be of service! we definitely don’t go into the trenches as often as we once did (terrible for our blood pressure 🤣) but every now and then the hypocrisy just cries out to be addressed XD
“You won’t like what I do if you struggle in there, so be good, and just relax.” Whumpee feeling every bump as whumper drags the suitcase to an unknown location. Whumpee too dizzy and half-conscious to do anything but drool[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
shaking that one system member who encourages all the rest of us to write self indulgent fic but won’t do it for himself. BOY TREAT YOURSELF.
poisoning the system’s youtube algorithm with jazz standards again. 😂
Imagine your taller F/O coming up behind you, wrapping their arms around your shoulders, and leaning their face next to yours. They purr a greeting into your ear, addressing you seductively with a beloved pet name.
I (👑🍸) had a hilarious system interaction this morning I woke up, and was screwing around with our phone in bed for a whileand I went to check the weather, as usual, by typing ‘weather’ into the google widget only[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think we bake a nice cookie! 😉 You should try our gingerbread cookies– we make them with ginger paste <3 assumptions ask game Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
That’s my emotional support villain and his emotional support crimes. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Pro cop antis. V_V Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
You’re very kind, thank you so much for saying so! This mesage brightened our day! 💖 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Goodnight all. 🍸 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
People seem to think that “proship” means you are fine with all ships, and there aren’t ships that squick, trigger or bother you. That’s not true at all. We have LOTS of ships that bother us, and we block them.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Do you guys want a list of the tags/ships we block on sight because sometimes it feels like it would be a good object lesson to share it. We don’t say anything about ships we hate because our policy is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Having squicks triggers, preferences and boundaries doesn’t make you an anti. Proship means “ship and let ship”– that you don’t harass people for what they’re doing. you stay in your yard, and they stay in theirs. Trust me, my friend,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I (👑🍸) mean this with all the love in my heart but it feels like some of you have forgotten that you can lie to people on the internet. It is acceptable to lie to people on the internet. if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
sending you love and good vibes, anon. I really think that comes back around to unlearning shame. People are wrong for unfairly seeing you as creepy for your interests and appearance. you are not wrong or creepy for having interests,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I mean this with all the kindness, gentleness and sincerity in the world, anon. why should anyone who knows what you’re shipping know what you look like? why should anyone who knows you IRL know what you ship? If you’re[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
extremely ripe for mommy dommy kink, hypnosis, TF fetish, tentacles…. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Time to look up resources for unlearning sex based shame! 💖 in all seriousness, I think that would be helpful. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
I am so glad, anon! <3 we have a whole metaphorical drawer full of those ourselves. context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
My honest answer is write about it. Write about that thing that your brain wants. You don’t need to give it context just jump in and write the thing and make your brain happy. you can go back and add[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
normal-fandom-people: This normal person thinks “illegal” fictional events are also illegal in real life yes and this is exactly why horror writers are routinely arrested for murder. (sarcasm) Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
catgirl-catboy: So many antis sound homophobic despite being queer. “This gay rep is bad, because it perpetuates stereotypes by having this gay man be flamboyant.” (read up on gay culture. Also, there are real people like that. Are they “bad”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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owl-friend: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx: dead-discourse-archive: I hope the Nic Cage in DBD is from Willy’s Wonderland. For my sake… Willy’s Wonderland was SO GOOD. That would be perfect. I didn’t know you liked DBD 😀 But yeah I’m still in disbelief that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
dead-discourse-archive: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx: dead-discourse-archive: I hope the Nic Cage in DBD is from Willy’s Wonderland. For my sake… Willy’s Wonderland was SO GOOD. That would be perfect. HELL YA, YOU GUYS KNOW IT TOO?? It’s a local favorite in-system. 🍸 we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
dead-discourse-archive: I hope the Nic Cage in DBD is from Willy’s Wonderland. For my sake… Willy’s Wonderland was SO GOOD. That would be perfect. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
katvara: Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Finally listed out the whole system. Emoji pairs are for tagging and used as signatures. Pronouns and interests on our carrd. [[MORE]] Harry🌺😈 || AKA: Alfred Ashford, Harry Osborn, Jade Harley, Pizzazz, Yukari Takenba, Lorenz Hellman, Gloucester, Hiyoko Saionji, Iris[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There sure are some interesting asks warming the ask box right now. Maybe we’ll get to that later, but we just finished Boss Baby: family something or other And were about to watch one of Ulyana’s Ghibli movies. 🍸 ta,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
trans-mom: velociraptors-in-hats: trans-mom: Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can’t chose the circumstances of our birth and it’s the choices[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Having a very busy new years eve around here! First there was an existential crisis, then a birthday party, and now we’re watching new years movies and eating babka! (And debating getting drunk) Why don’t you watch the film Illyana[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sinister System post directory Finally listed out the whole system. Emoji pairs are for tagging and used as signatures. Pronouns and interests on our carrd. Harry🌺😈 || AKA: Alfred Ashford, Harry Osborn, Jade Harley, Pizzazz, Yukari Takenba, Lorenz Hellman, Gloucester,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
carmenicocainemendoza: Alcina Dimitrescu and daughters by tera.artt (https://www.instagram.com/tera.artt/?hl=de)
prokopetz: prokopetz: prokopetz: Folks are out there trying to taxonomise “Tumblr sexyman” and “Tumblr sexywoman” as fundamentally distinct categories as though being a socially awkward loser isn’t the principal qualification regardless of gender. “Oh, but Queen Deltrarune is” Queen Deltarune[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…