This is gonna be controversial, but Northstar and Kyle Jinadu from Marvel comics. There’s no spice. Who even is Kyle? He has no personality. There’s no emotional center to the relationship, it just exists to get Northstar, one of the only gay mutants, out of the dating pool so they don’t have to deal with actual gay mutant romance.
Let Northstar date Bobby Drake. Or Angel. or Banshee. Or Sabretooth. Or Akihiro.
Seriously though, modern fandom, y’all need to remember that you can, like, ship multiple ships.
Like I can ship two ships that are diametrically opposed, at the same time, because I like both ideas. You don’t have to choose one or the other.
Like I can ship, for example, Sam/Frodo, and also Sam/Rosie, both AT THE SAME TIME. I don’t have to pick ONE couple and denounce all others, and tell everyone else that their ships are WRONG and BAD and mine is the only TRUE AND CORRECT ship.
Related: You don’t have to sink other ships to sail yours.
Exactly! You can have more than one ship. You can have an ARMADA!!!
Ship everything and ship it so hard you end up sideways in the Suez.
Ship everything and ship it so hard you end up sideways in the Suez
It was a sad day for fandom when the phrase “ship? I have no ship. I HAVE AN ARMADA” fell out of use.
