“I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo”
yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.
the reason you don’t like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking
Tumblr being free is humanity’s greatest error.
Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it
not the people pretending fiction doesn’t affect reality bestie! there is definitely not a single person who finds a fictional dog attractive that also fucks dogs in real life. there is no way in the world these things could ever be connected to each other, your brain is a vacuum and your thoughts don’t influence your decisions, your body acts entirely on autopilot. you people are fucking dipshits.
how do you find Scooby Doo hot without finding literal dogs hot. his body is literally just a dog. not a humanoid dog, a literal dog. he speaks partly in barks. if you don’t think that attraction would come from someone that also wants to fuck actual dogs you might genuinely have brain worms.
Me as a recipe: a fucking snack
You as a recipe: oversalted methinks
“how do you find Scooby Doo hot without finding literal dogs hot” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Scooby Doo is a drawing.
At bare minimum he doesn’t drool and he doesn’t need to be taken for walkies.
actually nvm you have more wrong with you than is worth getting into. I’d unpack it but I’d rather incinerate the suitcase
Okay, fun police.
Sure, JarJar Binks might technically be ffuckable but what person genuinely wants to?
Oh my friend. Have you not been to DeviantArt in the 2000s?
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