Sometimes I look at the way I ship things in cookie run and I remember why the fandom would crucify me immediatelyI ship Sparkling and Vampire as a dimmer ship because, let’s be real, there’s too much potential for exploitation with a bartender and an alcoholic, no matter how fluffy the tag is. Then there’s one-sided shipcest but not canon shipcest if that makes sense… I like to think Fire Spirit is Cinnamon’s ancestor but that Cinnamon doesn’t know that and has a crush on Fire Spirit but Fire Spirit is aro and also knows they’re related but can’t tell him. I ship this for hilarity. Is funny to me. The only ship I have in CR that isn’t toxic is Milk and Purple Yam, where Milk is supporting his boyfriend who’s living with severe PTSD. Also I can’t resist a little selfcest. I just can’t. Croissant x Timekeeper, I will go down with this ship.
Pal, we don’t go here, and we don’t know nothing about this series, but you keep on shipping these toxic cookies no matter what. You got our blessing.
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