Sometimes I look at the way I ship things in cookie run and I remember why the fandom would crucify me immediatelyI ship Sparkling and Vampire as a dimmer ship because, let’s be real, there’s too much potential for exploitation with a bartender and an alcoholic, no matter how fluffy the tag is. Then there’s one-sided shipcest but not canon shipcest if that makes sense… I like to think Fire Spirit is Cinnamon’s ancestor but that Cinnamon doesn’t know that and has a crush on Fire Spirit but Fire Spirit is aro and also knows they’re related but can’t tell him. I ship this for hilarity. Is funny to me. The only ship I have in CR that isn’t toxic is Milk and Purple Yam, where Milk is supporting his boyfriend who’s living with severe PTSD. Also I can’t resist a little selfcest. I just can’t. Croissant x Timekeeper, I will go down with this ship.

by on January 11, 2023 at 3:56 pm
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Pal, we don’t go here, and we don’t know nothing about this series, but you keep on shipping these toxic cookies no matter what. You got our blessing.

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