theowlseye-deactivated20240403:

theowlseye-deactivated20240403:

Because everyone loved D-Dog and Nuke on Mother Base, we can conclude that there was probably no official anti-pets policy. Which means that Revolver Ocelot definitely had like 7 cats in his quarters.

Per the DMs with @sir-yeehaw-paws:

  • All named after guns, and you will respect their names. You can’t call M1911 “Colt.” Do not call Remington “Remy” for short. He glares at you.
  • He gets angry if you mix them up. Barrel Rifle is a GRAY tabby and Magnum-22 is a BROWN tabby.
  • He calls them his “soldiers” but they’re really his babies.
  • He feeds them people food. Not like cooked meals, but like chicken intended for human consumption instead of Friskies.