niece-jemima:

niece-jemima:

niece-jemima:

olderthannetfic:

prismatic-bell:

moddeydhoo:

prismatic-bell:

olderthannetfic:

Laugh in their faces when they try shit.

Bullies like smelling blood in the water. They don’t like being told they’re stupid children whose opinions don’t count, whether that’s by you actually saying that or you just blocking them as worthless in the first place.

@anon:

Learn to troll like it’s 2005.

No, really. I was thinking about this just earlier tonight. Your well-crafted two-page essay on why it’s okay to write dark fiction will have no effect on these people, but just posting “lol” (exactly like that, all lowercase, no punctuation) will get them so mad they can’t speak, because you’re not giving them anything to punch. I used to respond to hatemail here with a picture of Zorak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast. A well-placed “u mad bro?” will do so much more to shut them up than any thoughtful reply you can give, because they don’t WANT to think.

And if you want the REAL one-two punch, reply like this AND THEN BLOCK THEM. If you’re wondering “why bother? Why not just block?”, the answer is that bullies only escalate when they think they can win. They’ll be less willing to go after you on their friends’ behalf if they know they’re going to get the mock’n’block, because if you don’t care, then they look stupid. And if they look stupid, they automatically lose.

Save up some meme images. Scan video essays about The Old Internet. You may have to deploy a few threads at first (“angry anti comment!” “lol k” *block* PERSON #2: THEY’RE RIGHT! YOU SUCK!” “ur boyfriend said you do too *loss.jpg*” *block*), but they’ll stop EXTREMELY QUICKLY when they realize you don’t care, because you caring about their opinions is the only weapon they have.

And this is why you reply. Because they’ll bombard you as long as they think they might hit. When they realize they can’t, they’ll flee.

Oh man, xe gave me internet permission to break out my old reaction images.

Enjoy, everypony!

Screen grab of a 4chan comment, reading: hey quick question why are you making other people look at this? like why did you think this was a necessary thing to show anyone else other than yourself? please keep this horrible thing locked away as your little secret for the rest of time. thanksALT
Line art of the meme image of a guy with a disgusted or baffled face, gesturing to the sides of his head as if to say: why, just why?ALT
Sonic the Hedgehog with an intentionally badly fitting speech bubble apparently drawn in MS Paint, whose text is overflowing its edges and reads: Shut the hell your mouth.ALT
Spock giving a very sarcastic thumbs upALT
meme image of a round face looking disapproving with the word NO.ALT
the old LOL rageface meme imageALT
Sonic the Hedgehog from Tails Gets Trolled telling us he's so mad that he's going to have sex with his girlfriend so he won't be so mad.ALT
Line traced image of Captain Picard facepalmingALT
Old, low-resolution meme image of a confused young man with question marks around his faceALT
Grab from an old Your Grammar Sucks video, showing a YouTube comment, poster name censored, reading in all caps: Blond of idiotic and loser of human faith!!!!!ALT

Holy shit, are those RAGEFACES????? I haven’t seen those in like 15 years, I’m surprised you still have them.

But yeah, definitely look into very old internet memes. Like VERY old. Like “I made u a cookie but I eated it” old. When I said “like it’s 2005,” that is EXACTLY what I meant. Our memes were deranged in a completely different way than today’s memes, and they weren’t used as a language shorthand the way modern memes are, which makes them baffling for someone trying to pick a fight. Look up the lolcat Bible and start quoting from it! “Ceiling cat is watching u masturbate” would get a ton of great mileage here.

I look forward to the endless posting of contextless images of badgers, mushrooms, and snakes.

my time has COME

part one :3

part two

part three (i love blank staring reaction images a lot lol)