tyanis:

Poll: What dumb way is Chris getting hurt today?

It’s Beat The Shit Out Of Chris Friday once again!

So… how bad of a day is this man about to have?

Realized he was wrong an hour into an online argument.

Smashed his thumb while trying to show off what a great carpenter he is.

Got caught having some “alone time” with himself.

Pushed a vending machine and the vending machine fought back. Mildly crushed.

Heartburn. 🙁

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