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Level 1: Horny visual novel where the sex scenes are part of the natural story progression.
Level 2: Horny JRPG where the sex scenes are non-standard game over sequences when you lose particular fights.
Level 3: Horny puzzle-platformer where the bosses’ giant glowing weak spots are their erogenous zones and if you fumble your sex moves you get shot in the face with laser beams.
Level 4: Horny roguelike where deciphering and navigating the procedurally generated sexual proclivities of the world’s various inhabitants is the core advancement mechanic.
Level 5: Horny parser-driven interactive fiction where you suddenly realise that the radioactive dildo you offered as tribute to the Slime Queen way back in chapter 2 was actually the missing fuel rod for the Nuclear-Powered Fuck Machine, and the fact that you didn’t hang onto the stupid thing for the entire game means you’re soft-locked on the final puzzle and have to start your whole save file over again.
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