sunglasses-in-the-bentley:

3-2-whump:

whump-mania:

GIVE ME MORE WHUMPER COUPLES

I don’t see them nearly enough like it’s such a good trope

Both take turns tormenting Whumpee and they compliment each other on how well they did and use pet names and shit and it’s this huge whiplash from how they were just beating someone up

Luv it

OR

Whumper couples arguing and bickering like an old married couple over a writhing screaming and bloodied whumpee.

(AKA this prompt was so good I wrote a whole Drabble based off it earlier this week, but somehow the couple ended up divorced, and now they must torture treat a sick whumpee together while unpacking all their emotional baggage at the same time.)

@whump-mania

ok but what if one of them is a whumper and one of them is a caretaker