Your villainous f/o steps menacingly toward you, and you take a step back.
They step forward again, and you find your back against a wall.
They smirk at you, and put their hands on your shoulders suddenly, pinning you as they move in close toward you. They brush their cheek against your cheek.
They tell you that you smell delicious. They could about eat you up.
Imagine slow dancing in the kitchen with your F/O to the music from the radio on the counter.
You know whatâs sad? Having to tell my adult patients that they donât have to be boring fucks who hate everything to be considered adults.
Seriously, people have a very weird idea of what it means to be an adult. I have patients who come to me and tell me they are unhappy with their lives and they donât understand why, because they have a job, they have a good salary, they can pay their bills, they have a significant other, theyâre doing everything right and still theyâre unhappy.
And then we start talking and talking and, finally, we reach the real problem: they stopped being themselves.
I have so many patients who stopped doing things they liked – harmless things, fun things – because they felt it was innapropriate for an adult to do them.
Videogames? Iâm too old for that.
Comic books? Iâm too old for that.
Disney movies? Thatâs for kids.
Super hero movies/series? Iâm an adult, I should act like one.
Going to parks/carnivals? I donât have kids to do that with.
Itâs scary how these people simply gave up on these fun hobbies just because they reached a certain age. And itâs even more scary that they donât see the problem with this.
Adult life is more than just work, paying bills and marriage. Itâs about going out with your friends, itâs about buying silly things that have no purpose but to bring you a little joy, itâs about having fun and living your life to the fullest.
You donât have to be a boring fuck to be an âacceptable adultâ. Fuck society and fuck whoever says you canât like something because youâre âtoo oldâ.
Youâre never too old to do the things you like, play the games you want to play and watch the movies/series you want to watch.
Dress up and go to Comic Con. Go to the midnight premiere of your favorite super hero movie. Read the âsilly teen booksâ you want to read. Play that âchildishâ game youâve been wanting to play.
Being an adult doesnât mean you need to forget who you are. Being older doesnât mean you need to let go of the things you love and enjoy.
Be unapologetically yourself and go live your best life!
I have a full time job, pay bills, and also have plushies on my bed and comic books and cosplays
They can coexist. You should enjoy your life when you can
Dang people, adulthood (= married, own business however two-bit) was when I thought âhey I have fuck-you rightsâ (and income that will cover more than necessities) and got a subscription account at the local comic shop and started writing fanfic again for the first time since 8th grade. No one around to say âwe wonât give you allowance if you spend it on thatâ or âha ha who takes notes on a TV show?â
Official Senior Citizen now. Ageists can bite me. Have all the fun you were born to have.
sometimes im shipping characters because i enjoy the idea of them being in a romantic relationship sure but sometimes im just thinking well if they were to also have gay sex it would make their already fucked up dynamic worse in new and interesting ways and that pleases me
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