But if you like dark topics in fiction, it means you’re going to go do them in real life! Just like how all the millions of people who watch crime and murder documentaries all became serial killers afterward!
Sexuality Headcanon: wildly, flagrantly bisexual
Gender Headcanon: male
A ship I have with said character: aoi asahina, Celeste ludenberg
A BROTP I have with said character: toko fukawa
A NOTP I have with said character: junko
A random headcanon: he’s way smarter than he lets on, and more of a ‘shsl con man’ than his technical title.
General Opinion over said character: huge pain in the ass, but OUR huge pain in the ass.
Our Dirk is actually in a relationship with @megaphonegirlk ’s Feferi, so we have the goods for you, anon.
Ficlet below the cut: cw stalking, pseudo-incest, forced captivity
In some ways, the Condesce was the only mother figure that Dirk had ever known. A terrifying vision of womanhood who lived in his dreams, and his nightmares.
When he saw Feferi the first time, the resemblance, and his attraction to her, were unmistakable and irresistible. She had to be his. But he couldn’t ignore how dangerous her type was. Measures would have to be taken.
He followed her at a distance at first. Watched her. Sent her gifts through the agency of others.
One night, finally, he slipped into her room and tied her down to her bed.
She woke up to find him humming gently, and brushing his fingers through her long hair.

