What do you mean put in a group chat together– they are already in the same high school class! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
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They don’t need to be shipped 🚢🛳️ anywhere else, I can watch them kiss and bone right here! 😂😂😂 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
thehellspawnhero: Not proship or anti but a secret third thing (pretentious idiot who thinks that the rise of vague and heavily-exploitable censorship laws and a growing authoritarian, queerphobic and puritan mentality in our youths are miraculously unrelated, and that anybody[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I love the block button so much. I love not having to respond to every one of the monumentally stupid and aggravatingly repetitive takes I see every day. I love overhearing shit that doesn’t involve me and just turning it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And brother, I’m an icebreaker ship >: D context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
eightysix0seven: “i’m a recovering proshipper” just say you used to be based and go Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
you would not believe how much I am fetishizing, romanticising and glorying violence in this thumbscrews fic <3 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
discuss the linguistic distinction between ‘getting off to’ something ‘and getting off on’ something Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
You’ll never take us alive, coppers! Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Not just a magic spell, a magic punishment!! /s Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
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There’s also another excellent bingo card on @catgirl-catboy ‘s account! Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
hey anon lemme tell you about bofa. 🤣 context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Hmmm…. 🤔 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
rosewind2007: How some [more extreme] anti-shippers sound to me… please stop cooking ican smell the cooking and it triggers my undiagnosed allergies. please do not cook your food but instead opt for foods that do not require cooking (like carrot[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We really gotta play the new pokemon….
There is an edgy, teenage part of my soul that always thinks of antis as “fandom preps”.
marshemillow: blackheart-biohazards: I’m pro shipping fees because it’s important to pay our devoted package carriers a fair wage. 😉 Tax the rich and we can have both ✌️
I’m pro shipping fees because it’s important to pay our devoted package carriers a fair wage. 😉
Note to self: screencap “boys beware” and shove it in fancops’ faces.
kawaii-pigeon: antiproshipping: “what if a child sees this” sounds like. Not my problem!
nsfwitchy: blackheart-biohazards: What antis see when I’m shipping characters with a 10 year age gap: Wdym you’re not shipping the baby new year with Eon The Terrible? :// I mean now I’m tempted to, admittedly…
It’s frustrating to see the same kind of emotionally charged rhetoric, community policing, arguments from disgust, and appeals to authority and tradition that lead to fascism and genocide… And it’s a bunch of 14 year olds arguing about which Barbie[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
just-antishipper-things: Thought crimes are real crimes. If you’ve ever thought about sex or murder, or god forbid written it in a fictional story, you are a sex murderer IRL.
My favorite little schadenfreude is how fancops posts yammering about how much they hate proshippers never get more than like three notes. Meanwhile the actual content and positivity and proship discussion posts in the proship tag get lots of engagement.
I wanna make a pun about const-anti-nople here but I got nothing 🤣
Everybody poops! If you’re not pro-shitting, you’re constipated!
If i had a dollar for every time a anti misused “pedophile” or “csem” or “cp” Id be living a life of luxury Id probably have a mansion and everything I could ever dream of.-Aubrey from @antiproshipping
Right?? I would at least have the money to preorder RE4!!
scientistservant: blackheart-biohazards: scientistservant: blackheart-biohazards: every fancop who spreads the lie that “proshippers are pedophiles” and that written fiction is “child porn” owes me $5 per incident. If I was given $5 every time a fanpol called me a pedophile I’d[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
scientistservant: blackheart-biohazards: every fancop who spreads the lie that “proshippers are pedophiles” and that written fiction is “child porn” owes me $5 per incident. If I was given $5 every time a fanpol called me a pedophile I’d be very[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
every fancop who spreads the lie that “proshippers are pedophiles” and that written fiction is “child porn” owes me $5 per incident.
I don’t “ship” characters, I receive visions of love from another world and sob grossly and uncontrollably.
All consensual sex is gay sex as long as it pisses off the straights enough.
badmrkitty: badmrkitty: Discourse becomes funner when its less of an argument and more of a foreplay for blocking. You know, to appease the mutuals, me and the sunglasses dude are putting on a little play. You cannot insult me in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Why are you so defensive?” Idk maybe cause I keep getting attacked? If you don’t defend yourself when someone attacks you, your attacker wins by default.
“I saw Goofy Proctor with the devil in the Scooby Doo AO3 tags.”
ngl I wish we got antis in our inbox.Mainly so Joey can sicc Aubrey at them.I literally got Aubrey to help mod the blog by saying “yo wanna get mad at idiots?” and now we have Aubrey on the team.-Omor from @antiproshipping
I guess it’s the “ a watched pot never boils” scenario! Anon hate only happens when you’re not prepared for it XD
“proship dni” on artwork– good, your art is unappealing and now I don’t feel bad for not reblogging it out of obligation from it being my favorite character or ship.
[image: a photo of two heavily armed riot police in front of several police vehicles. The text reads: fancops on their way to assault me for fanfiction crimes.]
dagdasgoddess: cookie-crimes: blackheart-biohazards: Why are antis are only reporting proshippers to the FBI? Why not try reporting proshippers to: The KGB? The Comics Code Authority? The Disney Legal Department? The ESRB? The Ministry of Love? The School Principal? The Jedi[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
cookie-crimes: blackheart-biohazards: Why are antis are only reporting proshippers to the FBI? Why not try reporting proshippers to: The KGB? The Comics Code Authority? The Disney Legal Department? The ESRB? The Ministry of Love? The School Principal? The Jedi Council?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
just-antishipper-things: Never age up fictional characters. It is illegal to think about the future.
Why are antis are only reporting proshippers to the FBI? Why not try reporting proshippers to: The KGB? The Comics Code Authority? The Disney Legal Department? The ESRB? The Ministry of Love? The School Principal? The Jedi Council?
love being accused of being a pedo when being around children actively gives me panic attacks.
[image ID: A gif of Frollo from Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame. The gif is from the “Hellfire” sequence, and Frollo is lustily caressing the supposedly sinful Esmeralda’s scarf.]
Lol I am sure it’s only a matter of time!
Been there, done that. Won the experiment. ^_^ –🌀😎
Proship Christmas Carol where an anti is visited by the spirits of fandom past, present and yet to come. Fandom Past: takes the anti back and shows them the result of the ffn purges, and livejournal strikethrough Fandom Present: takes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bullying and harassing proshippers doesn’t keep anyone safe. You guys are just mean.
just-antishipper-things: Sorry I’m late, I had to move the goal posts on what’s acceptable in shipping fictional characters again.
proudfreakselfshipper: blackheart-biohazards: “funny thing about a proshitters” Funny 😆 thing 🔖 about 👁️ proshitters 💩they’re 👨👩👧 gonna start 🚶♂️a 🅰️ really ✨ funny 😆 copypasta 🧐 I couldn’t resist
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little proshitter? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the youth ministry, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on proshit discords, and I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“funny thing about a proshitters”
How antis feel when they deliberately outrage themselves by searching tags they hate:
If antis had been a thing when I was in fandom as a teenager/early 20s (2000-2009) and they went around telling people what ships were ‘bad’ and ‘immoral’– I would have absolutely been the little asshole to deliberately come up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When I write some fucked up fanfic: My answer when an anti sends me hate: My advice (replace movie with fanfic):
You guys would tell us if anybody ever talked about us specifically on tiktok right? spill the tea!
turd’s the word, my friend. 🤝
moirailegiance: im not even gracing this one with a response
“That ship is disgusting!” Yeah? So is ranch on pizza, but you don’t see my sending death threats over it.
just-antishipper-things: I cannot believe proshippers! I went out of my way to search the proship tag and commented on one of their posts telling them to rot in hell, and they had the nerve to defend themselves and tell me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Proship? No you misheard, I’m hoship. I ship sluts, whores, disaster bis, and big damn polycules. 😎
things-antis-say: rb with your scores!! We’re not even going to bother– we’ve gotten every single square! 😂
thekarleffect: Some anti: (insert ship here) is better then any proship Me:
I take a look at what comes up latest when I search ‘proship’. I sigh. I am so incredibly tired. –Chris
lavenderfires: for all your problematic needs
Not so heartbreaking: blog you didn’t care about and posts no original content is an anti
sl-ug: I think they would have immediate explosive diarrhea tbh It’s all the shit they’ve been holding in by being antishitting :p
Buddy this is the proshitting blog. You have reblogged proshit material. Fecal matter is on your blog, if you’ll pardon the shit metaphor.
just-antishipper-things: But if you like dark topics in fiction, it means you’re going to go do them in real life! Just like how all the millions of people who watch crime and murder documentaries all became serial killers afterward!
antishipping: hmm… what’s this? *SLURRRRPPPPP* SOLIDARITY, BABY!! art by my wonderful closeted proship friend on discord who gave me permission to post it here 😀 💞 do not reupload, please <3
bad thought: what if I just decided to be rude, and went ahead and reblogged content with ‘proship dni’ on it? I have to wonder what the actual consequence would be. Besides getting ugly dni banners all over my blog,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
pheramoons: bro ur an adult? u used to be a child dude. very suspicious. don’t have sex.
Goofus bullies and harasses people who write fiction that he doesn’t agree with. Gallant believes in ship and let ship, and a welcoming fandom community.
I’m a proshipper because I’m a pro at shipping. 😎
🤝 🤣 Loophole: JoJos Bizarre Adventure 😎😂
Antis when they see us reblogging beefcake hunks when we are supposedly pEdOs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How bad me be????
antishipping: fanpol save the day
pan-trans-and-polyam: blackheart-biohazards: Is the opposite of a pro ship an amateur ship? 🤣🤣🤣 Because that’s all I can think when antis refer to specific ships and types of ships as pro ships. Yes, we’re professional shippers. We know what we’re[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Is the opposite of a pro ship an amateur ship? 🤣🤣🤣 Because that’s all I can think when antis refer to specific ships and types of ships as pro ships.
Yep, that’s antis alright. 😔