new film adaptation of The Godfather that’s an awkward black comedy starring Michael Cera as Michael Corleone.
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If you’re not at least a little bit in love with Sherlock Holmes, you’re just wrong. You read the text wrong. Start over and do it right this time. Watson says you’re in love with Holmes.
aiiizawa: revolver ocelot moodboard
I experience abuse and neglect I disconnect emotionally from the human race I acquire phenomenal power I declare myself a god I have to be put down like a rabid dog. darkheart-despairs
The cycle of villainy I experience abuse and neglect I disconnect emotionally from the human race I acquire phenomenal power I declare myself a god I have to be put down like a rabid dog.
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Mountain Dew Code Veronica
dragongirltum: stupjam: the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together Sorry these tags need to be acknowledged I think
leonslutkennedyy: I think Chris would have gone through an alpha male phase Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
discuss the linguistic distinction between ‘getting off to’ something ‘and getting off on’ something Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
does the dilemma belong to the prisoner, or does the prisoner belong to the dilemma? Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
just-antishipper-things: It is the responsibility of the fanfic writer to always be 100% accurate and educational and morally correct in everything they write because writers have an obligation to also be teachers, parents, babysitters, therapists, counselors, and rocket heart surgery[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Why must an idea be written down for it to exist? Is it not enough to have vague, half formulated intentions lacking direction or substance? Why can’t they magically and concretely appear in their fullness?
incelghetsis: throws this like im throwing meat to starving tigers in a cage
I’m pro shipping fees because it’s important to pay our devoted package carriers a fair wage. 😉
appropriating boomer/genx culture by listening to old genesis albums
“alas” is the classy version of “RIP” or “press F”
[Image ID: a three panel Garfield comic which has been obviously and poorly edited. All three panels show a pensive Jon Arbuckle. In the first panel Jon says “I think I don’t cry after sex mostly because I tend to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
things-antis-say: my apologies. i will correct my most grievous error Acceptable– but you’re on thin ice!
Clara, running through the streets of the town: IM GONNA BE THE HOKAGE!!
Komaru: Man, I wish I could be as cool as Ibuki. Kazuichi: You’re just as cool! Just in two different ways. Komaru: okay, how would you describe my cool? Kazuichi: Sassy, and a little bit dorky. Komaru: and Ibuki’s? Kazuichi:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Pictured: brunet Leon and blond Leon [image ID: despite the above caption referring to blond and brunet Leon, the images presented are in fact the default sprites of Dirk Strider and Dirkbot from Homestuck. No additional context is given.]
Are brunet Leon and blond Leon even the same guy? Maybe one is a clone… 🤔
Lol I am sure it’s only a matter of time!
Leon: yeah, Jill, you’re one of the guys. Jill: yeah! wait till you see my cock! Leon: what do you call it? Jill: the maiden breaker! Leon: … Jill: it’s 75 feet long! Leon: …. Jill: it’s 75 feet long!![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The real moral of last post is that ‘imagine going to the grocery store and the cashier thinks you’re your F/O’s dad’ is probably a flop post. 🤣
Here is a real crack ship for you: Carlos Oliveira x Donna Beneviento…
We were watching Hook today and paused accidentally at the funniest possible moment. 🤣 Pussy come and give
melonberryshake: blackheart-biohazards: king-of-general-disarray: kuyaus: quirkeduptransguy: kuyaus: i think all proshitters should be put on an island as some sort of social experiment “oh being on an island would be so fun” i KNOW you people in the notes would die[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Been there, done that. Won the experiment. ^_^ –🌀😎
Edmund Pevensie is the cookie cutter mold for villain-sues the world over (and I love this for him)
Been doodling since Tumblr doesn’t want to let me scroll. Have a dumb idiot sketch of Karl Heisenberg watching HUNK play Call of Duty.
Proship Christmas Carol where an anti is visited by the spirits of fandom past, present and yet to come. Fandom Past: takes the anti back and shows them the result of the ffn purges, and livejournal strikethrough Fandom Present: takes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bullying and harassing proshippers doesn’t keep anyone safe. You guys are just mean.
just-antishipper-things: Sorry I’m late, I had to move the goal posts on what’s acceptable in shipping fictional characters again.
sagegarnish: My favourite sort of antis are the ones that sound like they relate to the antagonists in romance stories who are trying to split up the main couple 😂 Ah yes, “forbidden love”, something that no NORMAL person would[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little proshitter? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the youth ministry, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on proshit discords, and I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
kawaii-pigeon: Some proship humor Yknow how they have ‘if i was a fictional character id be called misunderstood-’ and stuff like that? If we were fictional characters we’d actually get respected by antis 😔😓 Yeah antis love my kintypes. Hate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheart-biohazards: Me, looking at certain fandom discourse labels: “boss, maybe we shouldn’t’a called ourselves the brotherhood of evil mutants after all.” To which mags of course responds that “they’ll turn any label we use into a slur so we might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Me, looking at certain fandom discourse labels: “boss, maybe we shouldn’t’a called ourselves the brotherhood of evil mutants after all.”
Feeling sick in the head tonight, folks (positive connotation)
unabashedfirebreak-deactivated2: A self-shippers hardest choice is always which brother. /j
How antis feel when they deliberately outrage themselves by searching tags they hate:
its-the-son-of-sparda: Wesker, holding up Birkin: This is my gremlin and I somehow happen to like him. Annette, spawning in the background: OUR GREMLIN
HEY KID. IM A COMPUTER. STOP A THE DOWNLOADIN
If antis had been a thing when I was in fandom as a teenager/early 20s (2000-2009) and they went around telling people what ships were ‘bad’ and ‘immoral’– I would have absolutely been the little asshole to deliberately come up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When I write some fucked up fanfic: My answer when an anti sends me hate: My advice (replace movie with fanfic):
Angie: That guy you have. What do you call him? Stroganoff? Heisenberg: Yeah, strokin’ off in my basement. Angie: Ew! Ew! He doesn’t even have arms! Heisenberg: How do ya think he lost ‘em?
[An image of the cover of the Decemberist’s 2009 album “The Hazards of Love” with the logo for Capcom’s “Biohazard” series pasted on top of it, so that it reads “Biohazards of Love”. The series Biohazard is known as Resident[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So this is the plagas, right? inspired by this post
So there’s this dumb song that keeps coming up…😂 You’re the architect of my dreams, SpencerYou plan them, and build them on blue paperAnd hand them to me And then I dream them, SpencerThat’s what you do for meThank you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“That ship is disgusting!” Yeah? So is ranch on pizza, but you don’t see my sending death threats over it.
just-antishipper-things: I cannot believe proshippers! I went out of my way to search the proship tag and commented on one of their posts telling them to rot in hell, and they had the nerve to defend themselves and tell me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The cycle of abuse I experience abuse and neglect I disconnect emotionally from the human race I acquire phenomenal power I declare myself a god I have to be put down like a rabid dog.
waluigis-biggest-fan: blackheart-biohazards: pintrovert-deactivated20221210: My deepest apologies, I was not aware of the fact that these two entirely fictional characters were indeed brothers and I depicted them in a romantic relationship- which is highly inelegant and incestuous, I apologize for such[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
pintrovert-deactivated20221210: My deepest apologies, I was not aware of the fact that these two entirely fictional characters were indeed brothers and I depicted them in a romantic relationship- which is highly inelegant and incestuous, I apologize for such horrid behavior[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Looks like the over-sized novelty bear trap is on the other head now, Jigsaw.”
just-antishipper-things: You are free to do whatever you want in fandom! As long as it doesn’t go against any of my personal preferences.
captain-price-officially: big if true
Mountain Dew Code Veronica
I see drama; I think about engaging in drama. I wait for one of my f/os to hold me back. I remember I’m the ethical willpower of the polycule and hold my damned self back. Damn. 😑
headspace-hotel: whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK C- Does it have Creatures? O- Does it Offend the church? C-Is it Completely unhinged? K- Does it Kick ass?
just-antishipper-things: But if you like dark topics in fiction, it means you’re going to go do them in real life! Just like how all the millions of people who watch crime and murder documentaries all became serial killers afterward!
You’ll die if you can’t breathe. Resident Evil Revelations has the best gamer tips.
antishipping: hmm… what’s this? *SLURRRRPPPPP* SOLIDARITY, BABY!! art by my wonderful closeted proship friend on discord who gave me permission to post it here 😀 💞 do not reupload, please <3
Wesker: Jill, follow me on the path of darkness and I’ll buy you a cheeseburger. Jill: I get to go down the path of darkness AND I get a cheeseburger?
You seem to be mistaken; those attorneys aren’t ace at all!!
Self shipping is not a game, it’s a competition and I’m winning. 😎
Berries and Cream lad always makes me think of Salazar from RE4. Its cursed. 🤣
albert wesker speaks condescendingly at you for an hour ASMR occasionally he tightens the grip of his hands behind his back and his gloves squeak
Guide to Sinister System self ship content: Harry: uwu fluffy shipcest imagines Toko: moody, edgy villain imagines Trevor: (if he ever posted anything) gay and unhinged
“How I Met Your Mother” but it’s the characters and plot of Urusei Yatsura.
🤝 🤣 Loophole: JoJos Bizarre Adventure 😎😂
Antis when they see us reblogging beefcake hunks when we are supposedly pEdOs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How bad me be????
Is the opposite of a pro ship an amateur ship? 🤣🤣🤣 Because that’s all I can think when antis refer to specific ships and types of ships as pro ships.