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Mountain Dew Code Veronica
Wesker: Jill, follow me on the path of darkness and I’ll buy you a cheeseburger. Jill: I get to go down the path of darkness AND I get a cheeseburger?
Resident Evil AU where Leon Kennedy is bitten by a radioactive spider, and William Birkin becomes the Lizard.
Pictured: brunet Leon and blond Leon [image ID: despite the above caption referring to blond and brunet Leon, the images presented are in fact the default sprites of Dirk Strider and Dirkbot from Homestuck. No additional context is given.]
Are brunet Leon and blond Leon even the same guy? Maybe one is a clone… 🤔
Here is a real crack ship for you: Carlos Oliveira x Donna Beneviento…
Die Hard but it’s in the Resident Evil universe, set between RE4 and RE5. Chris is visiting Claire for a TerraSave xmas party, and Wesker’s doing a villainy. Leon is the cop on the outside.
Been doodling since Tumblr doesn’t want to let me scroll. Have a dumb idiot sketch of Karl Heisenberg watching HUNK play Call of Duty.
Angie: That guy you have. What do you call him? Stroganoff? Heisenberg: Yeah, strokin’ off in my basement. Angie: Ew! Ew! He doesn’t even have arms! Heisenberg: How do ya think he lost ‘em?
[An image of the cover of the Decemberist’s 2009 album “The Hazards of Love” with the logo for Capcom’s “Biohazard” series pasted on top of it, so that it reads “Biohazards of Love”. The series Biohazard is known as Resident[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So this is the plagas, right? inspired by this post
So there’s this dumb song that keeps coming up…😂 You’re the architect of my dreams, SpencerYou plan them, and build them on blue paperAnd hand them to me And then I dream them, SpencerThat’s what you do for meThank you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Chris walks into the project facility break room and finds Jill and Heisenberg getting blazed.
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Mountain Dew Code Veronica
You’ll die if you can’t breathe. Resident Evil Revelations has the best gamer tips.
Albert Wesker is putting you into his evil machine for evil purposes.
Albert Wesker drums his fingers on your desk. He wants to see you in his office. Immediately.
Wesker: Jill, follow me on the path of darkness and I’ll buy you a cheeseburger. Jill: I get to go down the path of darkness AND I get a cheeseburger?
Berries and Cream lad always makes me think of Salazar from RE4. Its cursed. 🤣
Albert Wesker (voiced by Alan Rickman)
albert wesker speaks condescendingly at you for an hour ASMR occasionally he tightens the grip of his hands behind his back and his gloves squeak