killrockstar: you don’t drink coffee. you don’t smoke cigarettes. what do you people do. name one smiths song
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dat-soldier: Jeff and his trademark catchphrase
warp–space: adolescenceknight: imagine being owned by your f/o. like. literally. legally contractually owned by them. :3 Ah. We’ve finally circled back to the “My Parents Sold Me To One Direction” genre. I welcome this.
wildhaunt: cipheramnesia: toskarin: toskarin: me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions [5 years later] highly throwable imp: hoohoohee me: hmm Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how’s negotiations going? it’s really up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Angie: That guy you have. What do you call him? Stroganoff? Heisenberg: Yeah, strokin’ off in my basement. Angie: Ew! Ew! He doesn’t even have arms! Heisenberg: How do ya think he lost ‘em?