Iām 25 and sometimes it still hits me that I can do whatever I want.
Me: man I wish I could go to the zoo.
Me:
Me: ā¦wait.
please go to the zoo if you want Iām a zoo docent and I love talking to grownups who are visiting the animals and want to know all about them.
You can buy yourself stuff in the gift shop too, if you have the money. Donāt need to ask a grownup or anything. If you want that toy gorilla itās yours.
As a proshipper, it is not my problem if children wander into an area that is clearly marked for them to avoid. If they can’t monitor their own internet usage, they have their parents and a multitude of internet apps.
If the dove is dead, don’t be surprised to see maggots when you open the bag. Your inability to heed warnings is not my problem
