Detective Dick Gumshoe from the Ace Attorney franchise: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Me: I’ve been madly in love with you for a while now
Slumped in the corner with his hand on his chest Simon felt his heartbeat starting to slow.
Fifteen minutes perhaps. That was what he had left, and then it would be all over. He had been a man with a death sentence. Someone had bought him more time, but he couldn’t complain if that time was running out.
Through blurred vision he saw a figure approach. Large. Familiar. Almost comforting, if he could forget the way they’d parted.
He must be at the gates of hell already, if that man had come to welcome him.
“Fool Bright?”
The Phantom knelt down beside him, pressing something to his neck with a gloved hand. “Easy there, sir. You’ll be alright in a moment.”
“Rubbish.” He barely felt the prick of the syringe. “We’re dead. Why else would you be here?”
“I heard you were going to be poisoned by my organization.”
“And you came to finish the job?” He looked up at Fulbright’s face– which almost seemed real with his vision distorted. “How Generous. You know how much I hate waiting.”
Fulbright threw the syringe away and rested a hand on Simon’s neck. “Quite the opposite, sir.”
Simon’s vision started to clear.
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If people like aged fandom drama, Fanlore has a writeup of CrystalWank.
YOU’RE LISTENING TO 102.3! MAD! SCIENTIST! FM!
(Evil laughter, thunder cracking)
WHERE WE DO NOTHING BUT SHOW THEM ALL, SHOW THEM ALL, AND SHOW THEM ALL!
(Chainsaw revving, screaming)
THIS AIN’T YOUR WULFENBACH RADIO STATION!
[Radioactive by Imagine Dragons]
They are fucking ruining Sabretooth in the name of this “back to the 90s” status quo comic-film synergy— while completely misunderstanding and mischaracterizing Sabretooth as he was written in the 90s.