golvio:

fnord888:

Child abuse is a big problem, so it’s important that we don’t let children communicate with adults except their parents and other official authority figures. Everyone knows the best way to prevent child abuse is to keep children isolated and ensure all their communications are controlled.

Also, the best way to help child abuse victims get out of bad situations and recover is to totally cut them off from potential support networks, as well as ban them from ever talking about their experiences in public lest they make people uncomfortable ruin everyone’s fun by revealing something Very Unpleasant about that one very charismatic person everyone likes potentially expose A Minor to a naughty no-no topic~! uwu

Just want to make sure everyone knows this is sarcasm, because I’m sure there are some very oblivious conservatives who are nodding along in actual agreement.