Two whumpers talking like whumpee isn’t right there in the room with them.

  • talking about their day as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
  • talking about boring normal things like sports and the weather.
  • talking about what happened to past whumpees.
  • talking about their favorite types of whump.
  • talking about how whumping makes them feel.
  • talking about how appealing whumpee is to whump.
  • talking about what they’re going to do to whumpee.