Imagine your villainous or rival F/O’s delight when you finally give up and submit to them. Imagine their smile, and their hands on you, the sweet things they will whisper to you about finally accepting your place.
I think the main trouble I have is [freezes up and stares blankly into the distance for three hours]
When you’re not happy with yourself from the future.
My friends showed me Albert Wesker and my life will never be the same. Another blond, non human, with combed hair and sunglasses. How the hell am I supposed to draw him and Sarasti so they don’t look the same?
The litany against getting Mad Online
I must not reply. Replying is the mind-killer. Replying is the little death that brings total obliteration.
Someday I want a Strong Female Character where the Main Dude hears “watch out for Charlie she’s crazy” and instead of being an attractive and effortless badass the Main Dude quickly surpasses with little effort at all she really is just absolutely volatile as hell. Makes exaggerated ugly facial expressions and accidentally shoots her own guy in the leg. Not the least bit graceful or efficient. Somehow completely unstoppable but not in a useful way. No edgy backstory, just likes being paid to scream at people. They never kiss
Just an absolute feral goblin of a woman.
Maindude is initially intimidated, but takes some time to actually build a relationship with Charlie and try to figure her out. Maybe she can be fixed?
Charlie cannot be fixed. Charlie is in a perpetual state of Wolverine-on-a-sugar-high barely-touching-reality-at-any-edge loose-cannonity. However, if you take the time to build some trust and figure out how to communicate in ways that make sense to her, Charlie CAN be aimed.
Maindude shows up to the final confrontation with Charlie in tow with all the ‘unrealistic’ confidence of a man who knows that his doggy-purse actually contains a homicidal honey badger with a gun.
#they stay friends#Every time she meets a girl she likes#he tactfully takes the lady aside and is all#listen Charlie is actually like this all the time#i can give you some tips#no no we’re just bros#i just wanna see her happy#and maybe a little less homicidal
