Shout-out to the brazen AO3 smut crankers posting the nastiest, most unholy filth I can only save in private bookmarks. Y’all’s cojones are solid brass. The international sexual deviant community thanks you for your service
sometimes it absolutely blows my mind that there are just subsets of fandom communities that just. do not know. how the pro anti/ship discourse started. like. they just do not know. that it was a ship war. it was just a ship war. pro and anti divisions were just fancy names for a ship war. stop saying proshipper allegations like its some weird crime or something. it very much is not i promise you.
(The actual celebrity and famous writer sits back in his rocking chair, surveys the world of Tumblr, from his porch. He chews meditatively on a straw, and then he says:)
TACAFW: Y’see, I’ve been here for nigh on twelve years now, which in new-fangled internet years is about four hundred years… yup, I remember when all this wuz just folks trading photos of cats, and I remember when over there, where it’s now just waste land, that whole part of town was whut we used to call ‘Not safe for work" – hooey, I don’t know where those folks went, when they got driv out of town – but me, through those twelve years, I’ve just been in this old rockin’ chair on this old porch, and I’ve seen ’em come and I’ve seen ’em go… I guess I mus’ just’ like it here…