“you shouldn’t view all media through the lense of shipping” maybe YOU shouldn’t, but i see love in all things ♥️
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I shouldn’t be surprised that an anti generalizes “all proship fics are badly written” because they accidentally read one fic once.
Generalizations based on personal feelings and single data points are antis whole bag.
I’m dying. Help me, proshippers. This one has killed me.
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
🕷️🔪: Dirk Strider. Who could hate that self absorbed prick?
🕷️😎: Dave Strider. My sweet, sweet boy.
😼🔪: Terezi maybe? Terezi. 💕 And John.
🌺😈: John for sure.
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
🌺😈, 💪🔫: Nep Nep!!
😼🔪: John. What a dumb shit 💕 and Karkat. Same.
🕷️😎,🕷️🛠️: Roxy will never get enough love.
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
😼🔪: Sollux! My grumpy little man. And Equius! My grumpy, sweaty man!
🕷️🛠️,🕷️😎: Will never know why people don’t like Jane more.
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
😼🔪:. Cronus Ampora. Hugely underutilized. Hugely shit on by both the narrative and the fandom.
Honestly just all the Dancestors. And most of the trolls in general.
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
😼🔪: Vriska, Eridan, Meenah, Gamzee… All my faves are the problematic faves. like seriously they’re my faves.
🕷️🛠️,🕷️😎: DD. I just think he’s cool.
🌺😈: mituna!! ♠️
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
🌺😈: also mituna 😉
😼🔪: Eridan, Equius, Cronus
🕷️🛠️, 🕷️😎: Jake
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
Doc Scratch. Bastard.
blorbo:
🕷️🛠️, 🕷️😎: You’re gonna laugh at me, but it’s Leon.
😼🔪, 💪🔫: Albert Wesker. The man, the myth, the legend. (The captain…)
🌺😈: The Ashford Twins….
🌀😎: Chris.
scrunkly:
🕷️🛠️&🕷️😎: Ashley Graham. I want to squish her; she deserves the world.
💪🔫: Jill Valentine 😉 fight me.
😼🔪: Donna Beneviento. I love her your honor.
scrimblo bimblo:
Jake Muller and Sherry Birkin deserve to be in a game that doesn’t suck ass. PLEASE.
glup shitto:
🕷️🛠️ Raymond Vester from RE: Revelations, and probably throw Jessica in there too. It’s a crime we never saw either of them again. Raymond needs to complete his redemption arc and I require a scene with Ada and Jessica in the same room.
🕷️😎: Nikolai Zenoviev. I can’t explain it and I won’t try.
😼🔪 Daniel Fabron from RE: Resistance. He is such. A glup shitton he doesn’t even have a character model!!! And he’s one of my f/os!!! How am I supposed to work under these conditions?)
poor little meow meow:
🕷️😎&🕷️🛠️: it’s a tie between Ada and William Birkin for me. I don’t know what I can say about either of them that hasn’t been said before.
😼🔪: Donna again. And Albert.
horse plinko:
🕷️🛠️&🕷️😎Chris. It’s just hilarious to bust his balls. You think he’s suffered enough? No. I disagree. As long as it’s petty shit. Anyway, he likes it. 😉
🌺😈 Willy B!!! My sweet wet hissing cat of a man!! Give him a bath!! 💕💞
eeby deeby:
The Umbrella Founders. Spencer & co. The old men we don’t want to fuck.