Imagine getting to personally save your villainous F/O from whatever awful fate canon gives them.
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Imagine holding some of your F/O’s clothes up to your face and being able to smell the scent of your F/O heavy on them, reminding you of them, comforting you and making you feel close to them.
mommyminotaur: It’s about devotion and obsession. It’s ALWAYS about devotion and obsession. And hunger. It’s love with teeth.
ghostlynblm: do NOT talk to me i am busy having unrealistic gay daydreams
Imagine your F/O nuzzling the back of your neck with their face, and slipping their arms their arms around you from behind, pulling you close to them.
Imagine your F/O holding you in their lap and rocking you back and forth.
Imagine your F/O patting you gently on the head to comfort or praise you.
Poly self shippers– Imagine being gently squished in bed between two of your F/Os and mercilessly hugged and cuddled.
gasterofficial: put that old man in a sexual predicament
*pointing at a shambling wreck of a fictional man* “I want that one. He compels me.”
gremlin-pattie: you want to kill me so bad it makes you look stupid (flirting)
amphibiouswizard: yeah i let her hit., with a b aseball bat. on a completely unrelate dnote i have this terribl e headache
pansyfemme: so when you said you wanted to lock me in your evil science chamber for days on end and experiment on me until i go crazy did you mean like.. sexually? haha sorry if im misreading just got a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your more experienced F/O teaching you how to kiss. Or your demanding F/O teaching you how to properly kiss to their personal satisfaction.
selfshippingpolls: You have ace attorney f/os? . Yes! for all type of f/os Yes! but only romantic f/os Yes! but only familiar f/os Yes! but only platonic f/os Yes! but only queerplatonic f/os no π If you can reblog this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
love language: tormenting your partner with the annoying or frustrating aspects of their own interests and hobbies.
lastvalyrian: One important thing that you should do as a queer person is to find another queer person whose brain works just like yours (romantically or not) and then adopt a cat together and then finally steal that fucking Pikachu[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Little kisses all over my F/O’s face. I just think they need them.
Imagine your F/O cuddling with you in bed, spooning you from behind. Their form curls around you as they pull you close in their arms and nuzzle the back of your neck, planting kisses on the top of your head.
Still deeply in love with my F/O who hasn’t changed a single bit in over 5000 years.
gothic novel voice: “but wouldn’t be so terribly romantic if I did let my villainous F/O take everything from me, and ruin me and twist me into something unrecognizable as myself but unmistakably belonging to them?”
mathomhouse-e: ctntduoarchive: cupcraft: nikipuppeteer: gay-poseidon: apileofmoss: *sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo *twirling hair* what a fucking freak *giggles fondly* what a fucking idiot *kicking feet* what a fucking chump *bats eyes* what a fucking loser *blushes sweetly* what a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your F/O carefully helping you groom yourself. Brushing you hair for you, straightening the edges and hems of your clothing, looking you over carefully for anything that might be out of place.
fawning-overshifty: what do you mean he’s fictional, we sleep in the same bed every night
Imagine your F/O casually draping their arms over your shoulders from behind, and kissing up your neck, and over your jaw and ears.
selfshippingpolls: Do you have polyships with your f/os? . Yes! All my selfships are poly Yes I have some that are poly no, I only selfship with one f/o See Results If you can reblog this so I can get[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
asociallyawkwardduckling: Get you a woman who will kill time and fatally compromise reality for you.
7more: yes i’m normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil
wontyoubeg: Cuddling is truly my favourite past time activity. Im working from home? He should be cuddling me during. Im playing video games? He should be on my lap, tucked into my arms. Im cooking? He should be holding onto[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
penis-peeper: βmen arenβt prettyβ wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking
whmp: joy-yet-again: @hurt-over-comfort
I am very queer, and in so much love tonight.
goooodpet: MEN I HAVE A TIP FOR U. MOAN. MAKE NOISE. PLEASE LET OUT SOME WHIMPERS EVEN.
Imagine your villainous F/O kissing your forehead, and stroking your cheek. They promise you that everything is going to be alright. Of course you know they’re going to do something horrible. The question is whether or not that bothers you…
deepseashipping: β‘ Imagine your villainous/slasher/outlaw f/o speckled with blood. Messy hair, little drops of blood slowly rolling down their face and arms, a dark look in their eyes that you’re all too familiar with now. They’ve done something sinister perhaps,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
mostly-funnytwittertweets: My only love language.
His obvious childhood trauma and damaged, kicked puppy swag have captivated me.
mostly-funnytwittertweets:
bringinghometherain: You know what trope I wanna see more of? Couples who have been married forever who are estranged but still in love but estranged. You know me better than any other person on earth. I haven’t seen you in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
cryptidcircusco: genderweird-computer-kisser: Funny goofy signs I made with this site. saving this to show my friend who is sexually attracted to computers.
miyagi-hokarate: Characters covered in blood is the new wet t-shirt contest
woundthatswallows: first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide
selfshippingpolls: You have villains as f/os? . yes! I have some villains as f/os no, all my f/os are just heroes I donβt know if count as villain, is morally gray See Results Reblog if you can for getting bigger[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
adrianfridge: Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller oneβs head[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your villainous F/O standing behind you with their hands on your shoulders to give you confidence– and to intimidate everyone else.
sarcasticmudkip: wizardsexmachine: *blushes*
bucky-thebae-barnes: the inherent homoeroticism of “no one gets to kill you but me”
liftys-favorite: imagine your f/o holding your hand and tracing little hearts on the back of it with their thumb :]
angelasscribbles: a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark: apple-bottom-jeansx: I am a WHORE for βthe love is requited, theyβre both just idiotsβ βThey are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.β Love this trope myself
selfshippingpolls: You have villains as f/os? . yes! I have some villains as f/os no, all my f/os are just heroes I donβt know if count as villain, is morally gray Reblog if you can for getting bigger numbers
silcoitus: butchdykekondraki: butchdykekondraki: butchdykekondraki: favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be “this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite” . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Genuinely believe that solving a mystery together is the most romantic thing that you can do with your partner. Mystery solving creates lasting relationships.
black-quadrant: fetishizing that old manβs self destructive tendencies
wuntrum: got an addiction to sad weird guys unfortunately
Imagine your villainous F/O cradling you in their arms and whispering praises and flattery in your ear, telling you how proud they are of you. Bonus points if it’s because you just did something horrible in their service.
baku-go: fictionaloveward: @sesshy380 – Yamima
mrswint3rs: how does self shipping work π are there like. rules or do you just doβ¦ you just do whatever makes you happy! some ways that people interact with self shipping: gush posts about how amazing their F/O is and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
sanguineships: self shippers (me) listening to cutesy upbeat love songs while thinking about the worst most sadistic evil person ever (my beloved f/o)
brutaliakhoa: ship dynamic that im weak for: middle-aged people who are Weird About Each Other
Imagine you and your F/O haven’t gotten together yet. You’ve been in the middle of a conversation. Things have perhaps, gotten a little heated– even a little ugly. You turn to leave, and your F/O suddenly grabs you by the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
videosnyper: I couldn’t “fix” him but goddamn it I could make him happier and feel like life is worth living
deloveusion: not to be slutty or anything but i’d listen to your problems and run my fingers through your hair
canongf: YOU should be at the club I should be in the arms of a fictional character
caspianhypno: One persons body horror is another persons body horny.
ottermatopoeia: ottermatopoeia: Everyone’s all “i’ll fuck your dad” until they realize that means they’d have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak. Glad you liked this one dad-pegger
selfship-quotes: making a collection
cooked-kraken: If you and your f/o both wear glasses, imagine the little *clink* noise they make when they touch as you kiss :3
Imagine your F/O coming up behind you and wordlessly putting their arms around you. They slip their fingers under the hems of your clothes, and teasingly brush their fingers over bare skin.
Imagine your F/o squishing your face in their hands and kissing you on the forehead.
zombiequeenblog: That old man should be grunting and sweating on top of me right now what the fuck
charlottan: 15 psychological tortures that will “Wow!” him in the horror labyrinth π
anditslove: Ocean Vuong, On Earth Weβre Briefly Gorgeous
Imagine your villainous or rough F/O leaving bruises on your skin from their kisses, or their touch and grasp. They brush their fingers gently over the sensitive spots where your flesh has changed color.
Imagine laying awake in bed in the morning with your villainous F/O there, still asleep. It’s the first morning since you’ve been together, and seeing them sleeping there next to you makes them look strangely human, and vulnerable. You lay[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
miakate-writes: enemies to lovers who are on and off one day theyβre enemies and the next theyβre loversβ¦ itβs very confusing for everyone involved
brutaliakhoa: a situationship actually just means a relationship where one person subjects the other to Situations with higher and higher stakes
I love flawed, morally dubious characters who don’t realize when they’re in the wrong, and have complex, multi-layered, messy romantic and sexual relationships where they make mistakes, have miscommunications, prioritize their feelings over their partner’s sometimes, and accidentally or even[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your F/O coming up behind you and wrapping their arms around you. They nuzzle and nibble at the back of your neck teasingly, stroking their hands over your chest and stomach.
cannivalisms: starting a collection
Imagine your villainous F/O escorting you to an elegant, classic party of some kind. The two of you in fancy outfits, your F/O sweeps you onto the dance floor in their arms, into the center of attention.
c-umpulsive: *old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already
cemeterything: cemeterything: symbolic fanart of me tangled in spiderwebs representing my lack of autonomy as a character trapped inside a narrative and being unwillingly manipulated by various external forces but i seem a little too happy about it strung up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
tothechaos: men love to be shoved and grabbed and thrown around and pinned down its like enrichment for them
Imagine sitting shoulder to shoulder with your F/O, half asleep on one another after some long, exhausting outing or adventure with them.
Imagine waking up early (or staying up late) and watching the sun rise with your F/O. You stand arm in arm in the cool, refreshing morning air, watching as the sky lightens through the grey of dawn, to a spectacular[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
sneeblbop: if he doesn’t whimper what’s th fucking point
Imagine kneeling at your villainous F/O’s feet with your head in their lap. With an amused look on their face, they reach down and pet your hair, or your cheek.
A friend asked me to explain whump to them, and I am realizing again that whump prompts are basically exactly the same as selfship imagines except for suffering instead of romance. π
I love it when characters who are romantic partners don’t have to live together. I love it when characters who are romantic partners don’t have a traditional domestic relationship. I love it when characters who are romantic partners are part[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine laying on the couch with your F/O. They’re laying behind you with your back cuddled up against their chest, so that they’re almost but not quite, on top of you. They scoop an arm around your waist and nuzzle[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
lena-cant: so many ships this site likes are just like. fellas, is it gay to have a narrative foil π³π³
kuroshika: no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.