Hey ya’ll we love you and thank you for sharing so many great takes in our inbox with us. I (🔍⚔️) am super fucking overstimulated right now, so those great takes are going to sit in our inbox until tomorrow[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bro literally used the word “reeducated”. These people do not understand that their view of the world is deeply authoritarian.
uh oh sinister’s mad about blorbos again 😩😩😩😩
It’s going to be a quiet day on here for us today. We have a lot of irl chores to catch up on. Later, we’ll be answering the asks people sent for the game last night <3 and put up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s a tragedy because I (🦇👁️) agree with you, but I have to live with all these wrong ketchup eaters. context link
I have to say the funniest thing about standing against censorship in fandom (and everywhere else) is this particular little dichotomy. People who don’t know us, but only find us through our anti-censorship posting assume that we are constantly writing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Good night! We’ll be answering (and sending) asks tomorrow.
the thing about me is I personally absolutely love and celebrate stories where crossing taboos is done as an act of love and devotion, and I personally prefer to tread lightly with or avoid stories about crossing taboos as an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
the beautiful lack of giving a shit about something that would have given one of your system mates a rage spike and a 30 minute rant. Block and move on 🙂
*scrolling through blank white space on tumblr* “Your gifs are poorly optimized.”
2009-2021: our fandom/fanfiction hiatus years… 23 to 34. So much changed in that time.
And now we’re going to make meatballs and write more of In Justice We Trust. I might throw up a couple of ask games for us to answer later when we’re back online.
And this is why despite hating DNIs, we keep “DNI christofascists” in our pinned post. We will not engage with people who center “being christian” and “loving god” as primary aspects of their identity and personality.
Tumblr’s going to be unusable today for those of us who don’t celebrate stab day 😂
always funny when you follow a paheal link to an old tumblr smut blog that hasn’t had its contents deleted. Like, I wish I could reblog you, art, but if I do, we’ll both get in trouble. 😂 right click[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am gonna motherfucking filter the word “groceries” at this fucking point.
🫂🫂🫂🫂 thank you, pal. It’s not that we don’t want to interact with people its that between taking care of everything else in our life, and interacting internally, and constantly switching with one another we just don’t have time and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sorry to all the people who have reached out to us recently to be friends (like 5 different people) only to find out that we’re completely terrible at responding to DMs and can’t hold a conversation to save our lives.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thankful every day for the sheer volume of writing I can get done with my partner’s help. <3
Indeed. And we use that option frequently. You never see 90% of the hate mail we get. When we do publish anon hate its because we have a response to it that we feel that the person sending it might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
we truly are the “piss on the poor” website.
Do you ever technically sleep just fine, but all night you seem to be half lucid or dreaming that you’re laying awake tossing and turning?
I think I figured it out. I think I figured out the origin of the huge flood of spam, as well as why we’re suddenly being followed by a number of new, avatar-less but seemingly legitimate blogs. Tumblr is suggesting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
alright. We topped out at about 500 “gorgeous female followers with no posts”, and we haven’t received any more for just over 24 hours. I’m going to start reporting them slowly, and see if reporting them makes them come back.
Thank you so much for your well wishes this morning! <3 after a full day of rest they are feeling much better! ^^
our partner is sick with another migraine attack today, so we will be even less available/online than we have recently. Be well <3
Starting Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice right now– which, as I understand it, is basically a Far Cry game but in the AA universe.
I hope that anybody who goes through our tumblr or ao3 looking for “evidence” that we’re a “pedophile” is really embarrassed when all they find is sad, pining queers, erotic violence between buff men, enemies to lovers, and aggressively normal[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As you can see we are “having a normal one” today 😉
blackheartbiohazards: didn’t nuke this last round of spambots yesterday and now its at something like 250 that we’re going to have to deal with today. Or just leave it until someone else deals with it and accept that our follower[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
didn’t nuke this last round of spambots yesterday and now its at something like 250 that we’re going to have to deal with today. Or just leave it until someone else deals with it and accept that our follower count[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
New ship?? more like fresh knife wound.
Finally finished Dual Destinies. Soon to be on to Spirit of Justice.
might fuck around and add huey emmerich to our filtered tags list for our mental health
I wake to find haikubot has betrayed me once more. 😩🤣
We’ve shared this with a few people but I think it’s time to make a public note of it. Sinister System is currently experiencing an emotional/mental health event that makes it difficult for us to maintain or remember/be able to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Morning spam update currently in the process of reporting all these lovely ladies. About 5-6 full pages of spambots, and 6 real new followers @staff
I am going out to breakfast with my poor, dear, migraine suffering partner and then I am going to come back and clean out another 200 spambots from over night.
If you’re wondering why we’re awake at this hour, it’s because our poor dear partner woke up with a migraine at 2:30am.
the haunting tragedy of thinking ‘I should write something’ but what I really want to do is clean the apartment. So if you friends don’t see me for a few hours, the cleaning won! -💀🎂
good morning, gentlefolk. <3 -💀🎂
okay look at this. Like I said, the bots are not showing up in my notifications when they follow me. I don’t get any notification that they’ve appeared, I just go and check my follower list and there are new[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
under assault from porn bots again. There are at least 50 just from TODAY.
“OP blocked me!! 😭😭😭😭” OP blocked you because you’re an immature fascist whose death threats aren’t worth their time.
kind of fucked up that my two biggest special interests are horrifically violent criminals and 1980s childrens cartoons about love and friendship.
we have absolutely no brainpower tonight. All out of ram and the fans are making a high pitched whirring noise as they try to keep up with a single mental browser tab.
I love (genuinely) waking up and blocking all the people who have been assholes in our notes overnight 😂
friends, family, and mutuals– is there any like, mafia based or 1920-70s crime based media that actually has an ongoing not-dead fandom to participate in? or anything like that? Those vibes?
Love to hit the ‘screen call’ button on my phone and watch scammers and shady debt collectors tap the fuck out and hang up when I force THEM to talk to a robot.
Toko (😼🔪) was SO excited for [that fandom] years ago when it started being announced/worked on. We bought early merch! But there was just so much fucking bitching and wank and drama both in advance of it and now that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Lately we have been asked: Do you take requests for f/o imagines / whump prompts etc? We love receiving other people’s ideas for f/o imagines, whump prompts and things, and often when people send them to us we are inspired[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
tomorrow we will actually answer our asks. 🙏 its been a hell of a day
There’s a funny little bird outside my window saying “uh-oh!” over and over XD
Lol they blocked us now 😂😂😂
Finally playing through the last case of Apollo Justice and whoo boy.
yeah im just going delete chronocide off ao3 and focus on writing it as original fic like I was before. oh well.
our activity page is officially impossible to use. and the fic Hazel (🔫🦢) wrote the vent post about still has 0 comments. Such is life.
Still figuring out how to post it elegantly to our website, but spent the afternoon working on a more readable layout for our system list.
things you could possibly use for your comfort advice from the guy who spent 30 years learning its okay to make yourself comfortable blankets (consider heavy weighted blankets, or breathable bamboo blankets depending in your personal taste) soft/cushioned slippers loose/soft[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
today is not a productive day. And that’s fine.
firing warning shots to keep our follower count from going up too high while Hazel’s (🔫🦢) vent post explodes notes everywhere. 😂
was looking for a ship prompt list to reblog for later and was like “well, we can just reblog Jasmine’s (🎀💖) from her blog I suppose.” and I looked at it and realized I’d forgotten how unimaginably sweet and fluffy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bar-Sinister ‘Zine call for submissions 2 : a quarterly zine based on freedom of artistic expression, dark fiction, pain and romanticism. Philosophy: We are creating a hand-stapled, photo-copier aesthetic, fan ‘zine in the tradition of those made in the 70s-90s.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🔹 Cycling through fandoms So, we had sort of cycled around to Metal Gear after needing a break from writing so much Urusei Yatsura. Unfortunately, a long stay in MGS fandom wasn’t to be, for a variety of factors.To be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What a lovely thing to wake up to– being told that our childhood abuse and trauma didn’t happen. People are so kind and gentle these days. 🤷
So it turns out both our system (sinister system), and our partner’s system (deluge system), had joked privately internally about calling themselves “the military industrial complex”. So we decided that now that’s the combined name for both our systems together,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am so surprised that my rant about OCs has taken off. I didn’t think anyone cared.
actually, no one last gripe and then I’m off– It’s really telling how we get hate mail on tumblr from people who don’t read our writing but *assume* that we write something filthy nasty that they disapprove of and hate.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
anyway, time to do some writing <3
adding the following info to our “about” post: in direct interactions with us please avoid lighthearted mentions of, or requests for the following which we are not interested in: permanent major character death, noncon scenarios (extreme dubcon is fine), noncon[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just got a message that they are “improving” (aka fucking with) our Internet today so if we’re offline that’s why.
There are more asks in our inbox (mostly from friends) about this whole thing but I am saving them for later in the day after we have all had our second cup of coffee 😂
If that person comes back at me and says the pedo thing is about Paz and Kaz, I am going to out them as a fake metal gear fan because it’s revealed in the game that she’s introduced in that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Okay we have to go to bed. Have a good night, pals!
Anon isn’t going to like it when I post the mgs fanfiction I’ve been working on 😂
Currently playing Metal Gear: Ghost Babel and it certainly is a game.
Oops. Got distracted and found ourselves reminded why we stopped going on r/ao3! (the constant arguments.) Oh well, dinner time!
Always fascinating to see such a blatant reminder that the HP fandom isn’t actually dead— we’ve just managed to bury our personal head far enough into the sand to avoid it almost completely.
I really need to commission more art of her 😭😭😭
Made fresh naan for with dinner tonight (will be butter chicken). I make my naan in a cast iron skillet. It doesn’t take long, just a few minutes to knead the dough, then let it rise, then it only takes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I started reading very you and grew up largely reading books written from 1890-1920 and from 1960-1985. And that’s still the time period of literature that I’m most satisfied reading in. 🤷
Tbh I love the Resident Evil series and I think as a whole it’s a better and more fun and well put together series than Metal Gear. But the Metal Gear fandom is a way more tolerable fandom to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
NO….. IT WORKED??????? This changes everything! (for as long as I can get it to work.)
We have started work in earnest on what will (finally) be a readable version of our giant Metal Gear Solid time travel/time loop fic (with extra spicy whump elements)
Spent quite a long part of the afternoon diagnosing the problem with our laptop, but I think we *might* have it figured out and handled now. Fingers crossed!
to the person who sent the nice comment about Fly Me To the Moon– holy shit we’re ecstatic. Just crying with joy <3 we’re also about to go to sleep so we will properly answer your comment tomorrow but we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
2/23/24 early AM I have managed to crawl out of bed and make coffee. It was an uphill battle, and the cats fought me all the way.Tired. Unmotivated. Can’t think of what we want to eat– if we want to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
numbers 🤔 Not shared for any reason other than the symmetry was interesting!
Would any of my followers be interested in a quarterly black and white physical ‘zine, based around freedom of fiction philosophy, darkfic, whump, dark self shipping etc? With fic, B&W illustrations, calls for contributions, and a letters column? I’m talking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive complete (again) Made sure to import all my recent tumblr activity to the archive blog https://biohazards.mazokugrimoire.org/ View On WordPress
2 Months… Well it’s been about two months since we’ve posted here. We briefly got into tumblr again but that’s a shit show of course (when has it ever not been). But now the CEO is personally beefing with banned[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah I’m gonna go ahead and x-post some of our recent original posts to cohost….