If you follow us, and the most recent posts on your blog are threats of violence or murder to ANY group of people, yes you are going to get IMMEDIATELY blocked. We don’t fuck with that shit. You are an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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HOW DID YOU KNOW, ANON? Are you spying on us?? (I tease). Dave and Vriska as a โฆ is a huge ship of ours and we don’t think we’ve ever talked about it! The dave and vriska in our system[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ilta222: sometimes u just need a witchy frog
feefal: Plant cell diagram (girl shaped)
sweatermuppet: 12.3.21 โ silas denver melvin (@sweatermuppet) click for better quality (tip me) [Text ID: it’s dangerous to fuck with people like me. i’ll say yes to anything. heartbreak or bank heist, i’m there, in the passenger seat. i’ll bring[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
nouveaullo: capitรกn wesker donde estas chris
Good news for all my scaly friends
thatqueerchoirkid: ginger-s-n-a-p: fleetwood-mac-andcheese: wethepotterheads0214: eryn-n-g: raimeyl: lynati: tomanto-the-friendly-nb: masochist-incarnate: simplelittlepaperyanon: masochist-incarnate: polyamzeal: POLYAM POSITIVITY HELL YEAH Wait are we allowed to use cheating memes to make polyam positivity posts now because if so Iโm down to go off YOU ARE[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
mismeandart: ๐ต let’s hear it for sisters!!! ๐ถ https://open.spotify.com/track/64QZsTSNEUiqs8KeOPIrpg?si=JamuXxudRjG8VAbUdyKxtg&utm_source=copy-link
rivias: video game levels where you attend a masquerade held by a rich and powerful political figure only to sneak away upstairs and into the servants’ quarters for investigation and murder purposes while stuffing your pockets with everything not bolted[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
wastelandprohet: Finally, Reassurance value
tvirus-arts: Yes Ma’am Uncensored here :3
ionomycin: The wizard and the dark knight
fangphobia: Local sexy man comes back from the dead and against all the odds is hotter than before.
Your villainous f/o steps menacingly toward you, and you take a step back. They step forward again, and you find your back against a wall. They smirk at you, and put their hands on your shoulders suddenly, pinning you as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine slow dancing in the kitchen with your F/O to the music from the radio on the counter.
copperplatebeech: ruby-white-rabbit: averagemarvelbitch: You know whatโs sad? Having to tell my adult patients that they donโt have to be boring fucks who hate everything to be considered adults. Seriously, people have a very weird idea of what it means to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
espritdechorus: sometimes im shipping characters because i enjoy the idea of them being in a romantic relationship sure but sometimes im just thinking well if they were to also have gay sex it would make their already fucked up dynamic[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Things that happened today: Panic attacks due to job interview Soothing panic attacks Job interview Grocery shopping Relationship drama (positive) Birthday party In bed now Might or might not post some imagines before sleep Watching Jill play REmake Available for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
anomalannie: imagine your romantic f/o coming up behind you and wrapping their arms around your waist. settling their chin atop your shoulder, or resting their forehead on your back and slumping against you. feeling their warm breath puff across your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ceylonpure: fran doodle from memory
fl1ckh34d: WOOO! More roleswap AU stuff. Wesker and Jill being besties and doing their makeup in the bathroom to flirt with Captain Chris ๐คญ
dankbydeadlight: i feel like sometimes people forget that albert โโyour future HINGES upon this fight!โ kicks chris through a doorโ wesker actually has a sense of humor because heโs always so dry when he shows it. he is 100% the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
antiproshipping: blackheart-biohazards: antiproshipping: blackheart-biohazards: antiproshipping: this just in: antis are getting pissy over pinups. Why am i not surprised. Like CLASSIC pinups, or fandom pinups in classic style? Either is bad, but one absolutely shows their bias. like pinups of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
antiproshipping: blackheart-biohazards: antiproshipping: this just in: antis are getting pissy over pinups. Why am i not surprised. Like CLASSIC pinups, or fandom pinups in classic style? Either is bad, but one absolutely shows their bias. like pinups of aged-up characters.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If antis had been a thing when I was in fandom as a teenager/early 20s (2000-2009) and they went around telling people what ships were ‘bad’ and ‘immoral’– I would have absolutely been the little asshole to deliberately come up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
fly-chicken: Hi new Tumblr users Please know this sites hashtagging system is categorical and NOT clout based Aka if I look up the โWendell and Wildโ tag, I should find clips, media, art and posts related to Wendell and wild[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
antiproshipping: this just in: antis are getting pissy over pinups. Why am i not surprised. Like CLASSIC pinups, or fandom pinups in classic style? Either is bad, but one absolutely shows their bias.
purgetrooperfox: casting a spell of finish your wip rb to pass it on
unabashedfirebreak-deactivated2: An anti-shippers life would be a lot easier if they learned to get off fic websites and filter tags properly ๐ฉถ
ko-garashi: ะััะผ ัะพะปะพะดะบะธั ัะฝัะฒ ๐
lordbhreanna: Itโs been a while since I did this and always forgot to share it. My art piece for the Ada/Leon fanzine @part-of-me-zineโ ๐ ๐
ask-albertwesker-dbd: …………
tis-mushroom: Please forgive me! I had to post this work again because it was not correct and it hurt my eyes..ย I think if there is here not the right amount of reactions, then I will be able to make[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
keltii-tea: They’re off to commit crimes ๐. Happy one year of Village!
things-antis-say: what the fuck are you talking about? where did “children cannot consent” even come from? (and if you’re talking about people writing underage shit as if they need consent from drawings, i’m not even going to pretend that’s a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
claramarla: There we go
demongender-vibes: blackheart-biohazards: Dear antis: You can’t see into a writer’s mind, and you can’t know the intentions they had when writing something unless they state their intentions directly. When you read something and you feel like it is glamorizing, glorifying,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
thedoctorofpoop: Wesker has a new plan
tseliius: unpopular opinion: sheโs cute and took everything like a champ
itsaaudraw: haha wesker, youโre PITIFUL
blacksalander: My Wife
baronazazel: Wesker’s silly little worms <3
psychoaciid: smol pics of my infected Leon version,,,, i love the concept of doll-faced boy beingย frightening beast ๐ฉ
letjonstewartsayfuck: something about reuniting in dead by daylight (on Instagram @/ashashash.ash)
evilwvergil: Chris wears Jillโs costume โฆโฆ( อกส อส อกส)
starblaster: starblaster: i love having mutuals who are the authority on a specific fictional character new ask game: mutuals, tell me what fictional characters you consider me an expert on
alexpdcl: Iโm unironically a chrisker enjoyer
patchworktrash: DUCKLINGS!!!
moffeen: thatโs actually not a bad idea for an alt skin tbh
animeblgging-deactivated2021110: i’m always simultaneously both joking about everything and deadass serious about every word that comes out of my mouth
starseverance: dead-pidove-do-not-eat: becausefanboyingisfun: kragehund-again: turn your url into a pokemon behold, a kragehund. @krayolacolor you should do this! Here’s mine! Did this even though my URL is a Pokรฉmon already. Got this borb ^-^ @koitos-something-idk and anyone else curious should[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tyler Howard sat against the wall of the BSAA helicopter, his lean shoulders arched up against the cold metal. He sat with his arms crossed and his head slumped, staring down at the space between his boots. So much had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
the-chosen-half-of-one: You donโt understand, you see, thereโs some characters I like and then thereโs some characters Iโd forfeit all my possessions and climb directly into the television for
sol-droid: Weekly Evil 6 – Smug Anime Rebecca I’m not really sure where the idea to make a smug Rebecca came from, but by God did I run with it. You know, I colored all these variants in one day[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When I write some fucked up fanfic: My answer when an anti sends me hate: My advice (replace movie with fanfic):
When people call a piece of fiction illegal, or immoral, what that usually means is that it disgusts them personally, or that it is generally in bad taste. โ ๏ธ Other people’s disgust is not your problem. โ ๏ธ You do not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Final thought for the night–. Why do people seem to hate first person POV in fanfic so much? It’s a pretty normal pov to write from in published mass market fiction. Anyway, headin’ to bed. Love ya’ll. –chris
terazima-deactivated20230118: RERERE ๏ผ3ๅ็ฎใฎๆใ็ดใ๏ผ
Toko (๐ผ๐ช) answering about Otto again! He is so, so SO cuddly. The world’s biggest teddy bear. สโ ใฃโ โขโ แดฅโ โขโ สโ ใฃ he wants to spoon for aaages and will seriously not let me up for hours if I don’t push the issue. <3[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey dove, it’s Chris (๐ช๐ซ) answering about the captain. I would call him surprisingly cuddly. Like obviously not the world’s cuddliest or anything, but he actually loves body to body contact and never wants to leap out of bed the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
5. Does your f/o prefer giving or receiving oral? Receiving, which works out nicely because I prefer to give rather than receive where men are involved. 15. Is your f/o into pain during sex? if yes do they give or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Toko (๐ผ๐ช) answering about Otto again. 4. Does your f/o prefer to be a dominant or submissive? Otto usually likes to be the dominant one, and can be very, hmmm, paternal ^^ but he’s one for sex without clear dom/sub[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hi!6. What kink does one of you have but the other doesnโt? – For whoever you’d like to answer for?-@redwingedwolves
Toko (๐ผ๐ช) answering about Otto. ใพโ (โ ๏ฝฅโ ฯโ ๏ฝฅโ *โ )โ ๏พ The truth is that I’m pretty heavily into cnc type play, and Otto isn’t at all. He loves bdsm type activities, but he absolutely requires enthusiastic consent. It’s honestly pretty cute <3 It’s definitely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The captain likes it for as he says ‘ease of access’, since we had a shower room in the building when we worked together, and because it ‘erases it’s own evidence’. I like it too, especially when he surprises me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Answering for me (๐ช๐ซ) and captain wes/ker. 12. Is there anything about your f/o that stands out sexually? 12 I already answered, but I’ll also say that the captain has almost no body hair. 19. Are there any specific things[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1. Is your f/o loud or quiet during sex? He’s really quiet. Not like, silent, but enough to be noticable. He really never gets above a low breath unless it’s dirty talk/commanding. 4. Does your f/o prefer to be a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
selfshippingafterdark: nsfw selfship questions Send me an f/o of mine and a number and iโll answer! 1. Is your f/o loud or quiet during sex? 2. What is your favourite sex position with your f/o? 3. Do you fantasize about[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your rival or villainous F/O grabbing you by the hair and pulling you up to face them. You’re expecting them to hurt you, but instead they pull you into a rough kiss.
hamuko-san: what is a heart?
Hey hey. Doing p good. Watching Jill finish playing the end of REmake and screwing around online. Tomorrow’s a job interview and a family dinner. Hope your edits are going well and your tv updates soon.
Chris Redfield’s full first name is just ‘Chris’, not short for anything. This does not stop Jill from calling him: Christopher, Christian, Christoph, Crispin, Christine, Christy, Christmas, Crimmis, Chrisothy, Chriswell, Christamillian…
He ripped my chest open and held my beating heart in his hand. Then he replaced it with something worse. I am so in love with him.
unlimited-puppies: @meulinn made another great art, and just in time for international cat day we have a cat and her horse. Just drinking milk at the gym <>
insane-tungle-takes: Fandom police in fandoms with cannon incest, toxic relationships, cannibalism, murder, abuse, age gap relationships, horror, drugs ect. That’s it that the post.
blackheart-biohazards: Hey does anybody know the origin of a quote like “and when it’s your partner, you do something about it” Said in a stereotypical detective voice, either private or police Specifically referring to partner being killed. I can’t figure[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
veronicathegoddess: iโm a slut for vocal men. moans, little whimpers, gasps, growls. i love it and i love the men who do it.
oswald-privileges: prokopetz: I think the message of Howlโs Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
taxidermychrist: my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there
Unless the drawing was photorealistic, it more than likely was not illegal under US law. I just double checked, and yes, shadman was arrested. For assault with a deadly weapon, not for drawing gross or fucked up cartoons in bad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
nsfwitchy: nsfwitchy: Itโs always insane to me when people DM me to yell at me about breaching their DNI because I reblogged a post from them Like how chronically online are you that youโre checking the blogs of everyone who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
cleverinternetkingdom: People seem to not know how old writers are when they make their stories. Stephanie Meyer wroteย Twilightย in 2003, atย age 29 Cassandra Clare started writing Mortal Instruments in 2004, at age 31 Rick Riordan published Percy Jackson & the Olympians,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Who would get into a fight to defend the other’s honor? Who tends to the other’s wounds? Otto definitely is the one concerned with defending Norman’s honor. He considers himself a rather chivalrous gentleman and will rush to defend Norman[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheart-biohazards: A villainous f/o who is unreasonably overprotective of you. They are the only one who is allowed to hurt you.
glitter-and-gasoline-deactivate: Obligatory OTP Asks I’ve decided to make my own because I’m running out of OTP ask games but I never get bored of them. inspired by this mega post. None are exact copies (that I’m aware of) but in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
theroseyrat: Gotta stay warm when it’s cold out.
Imagine giving your F/O a back massage. They lay face down as you half-sit on top of them. You rub your hands up and down their back, working the tension out of their muscles, rubbing them down with scented oil[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
bonesandthebees: that-house: hera-the-something: wishthatiwasnessiesgirl: WE DID IT BABYYYYYYY YEAHHHHHHHH ok seeing some people not sure what this means so to summarize it: hypothetically speaking, if we could produce nuclear fusion on a commercial scale it would provide us with totally[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
โฆout of love. Chris felt so lucky just to get to hold Jill in his arms.ย After everything they had been through, both together and separately. Hell, he had spent months thinking that she was dead. Finding out she had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you donโt even know | Definitely a trope, anon, but not one we’re into. We tend to enjoy very plot[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey does anybody know the origin of a quote like “and when it’s your partner, you do something about it” Said in a stereotypical detective voice, either private or police Specifically referring to partner being killed. I can’t figure out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
xblackjackx101: I have an unhealthy obsession with this guy since he got released, and it was about time that I posted here again.ย
You noticed we were quiet on Tumblr today? It’s because we spent all day writing porn ๐
Chapters:
1/1
Fandom:
Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
Rating:
Explicit
Warnings:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships:
Chris Redfield/Albert Wesker
Characters:
Chris Redfield, Albert Wesker
Additional Tags:
Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Blow Jobs, Office Blow Jobs, Office Sex, Dom/sub Undertones, Humiliation, Praise Kink, dom Wesker, Sub Chris
Summary:
Captain Wesker told the young STARS officer to close the door when he came into his office This was the first time he’d ever done that, and Chris was sure he was going to be punished for something. It turned out instead that he’d just be humiliated. Wesker had noticed something about him.
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Just some one-off STARS era chris x wesker. You can consider it how they got together.
Always weirdly wanted to see it if my own stuff too, but that’s just my npd talking. god, vibe, anon. ๐ค Saw someone talking about getting badmouth by antis on tiktok and I was like? me? do they badmouth me?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You guys would tell us if anybody ever talked about us specifically on tiktok right? spill the tea!
marshemillow: Oh but anon, they do alert authorities. The cybertip line, which is supposed to be for alerting the FBI in the case of real cyber abuse (of which creating CSEM definitely qualifies) has been especially clogged up by false[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…