🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis 🍔🍜📺⚖️📿 🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings Here’s a weird one for you for Kitty and Illyana from Marvel. During the time where[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wildest ride– fic with the most unexpected things happening one after another– is probably Drawing the Line. It’s an octogoblin fic from the summer of 2022 that started out as a one-shot and people demanded more of. It kind of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
😊It has a solid mix of action, plot, romance and character moments. ask game link
✅ What’s something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don’t mean to? According to the comments we get– really accurate characterization. 💥 How do you feel about criticism? I’ve never met someone[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
💖 What made you start writing? Our first grade teacher gave us an assignment to write a story, and we never stopped. We couldn’t stop. For the curious our first story was about two unicorns, Silverhorn and Blackhorn who were[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers? If cliffhangers count then constantly. We fucking LOVE teasing the reader with nailbiting cliffhangers. 🎶 Do you listen to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🫂! 🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants? A mixture! for anything that’s a one-shot (under 5k or so) we don’t bother to outline. Longfic/multichapter we usually at least work with a loose outline.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🎃 – Do you write fics for certain holidays? Which is your favorite holiday inspired fic? We’ve written a bunch of Christmas related fics. Honestly it’s a fun way to celebrate that doesn’t involve irl family 😉 favorite G rated[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
10 – What is your favorite whumpy story you have written? Oh that’s such a hard question. Of recent ones, I’d say “Screwed Up” a semi-short one-shot where Heisenberg tortures Ethan with thumbscrews. But going back in time, I had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
2. What kind of whump is your least favorite to write (although you still do write it)? Child abuse by parents. We write it because it comes up as plot relevant a lot, and because it’s a…. let’s say resonant[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wing whump is pretty close to a hard no. The only exception is if it were a necessary plot point in part of a larger fic. It’s not something comfortable to dwell on here. ask game link
5. What character or characters are your favorite to do whumpy things to in your writing? lately at least the answers are Chris Redfield (RE) and Otacon (MGS)! >: D 11. Share one of your favorite whumpy scenes that you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Lord of the Rings! Back in 2002! 😂 Well, okay the very first might have been Samurai Pizza Cats in 1997, but that would have been in a personal notebook and never posted to the internet XD ask game link
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know | Not a huge favorite or anything but it’s a solid workhorse of a trope that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
5.Whumper turned Whumpee or Whumpee turned Whumper? Whumpee turned whumper, every time. I love when whumpee finally just…. snaps… 😼 12/13. favorite type of whumpee/whumper? Smooth, domineering and in-control whumpers who rarely loose their cool, and whumpees who think they’re[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
13. Favourite type of whumpee? the kind easily–or not quite so easily– corrupted by a whumper. 19. Opinion on all hurt no comfort? “Delicious! I want some more!” 20. Opinion on little hurt all comfort? Don’t really classify that as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
2. What is your favourite type of whump? toss up between torture/interrogation and hero-consequences-exhaustion (getting beat up doing hero stuff) 3. Least favourite type of whump? I was going to say sickfic, but then I remember that wing wump exists.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
4. What do you wish you saw more in this community? Writing and prompts etc from the whumper POV. 5. Whumper turned Whumpee or Whumpee turned Whumper? Whumpee turned whumper! Nothing like corruption or revenge or both… 13. Favourite type[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
7. Your favourite ao3 tag. Our brand new favorite is “canon typical behavior.” 10. Top three favourite fic tropes. Enemies to lovers crack treated seriously time travel fix it fic 11. Three tropes that are fine but overrated. childhood friends[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’re guilty of working on a large number of projects at the same time (as anybody who looks at our AO3 updates can see). V_V Frankly it’s because every writer in the system tends to have their own personal project[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We don’t really like excessive tagging in general. We tag for general themes, major triggers– and if its a porn, for specific sex acts. Anything else can get left out. Read the fic if you wanna know what’s in it.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
there was only one bed – it’s a very functional trope but come on, we can find more twisted situations to put them in 😉 human AU– why would it be more interesting if they were humans, I don’t get[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Before AND during. If we know there’s something that will come up during the course of the story or is major or integral to it, we’ll do it first. But often during the course of writing things will come up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My first impression: it was so long ago now I’ve forgotten but it was probably something like “What a normal man.” My impression now: “I love my husband and he is Not Normal.” Favorite thing about that character: There are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My first impression: Who’s this hot weirdo? My impression now: I wish more people knew who this hot weirdo was, he’s secretly the best character in the game. Favorite thing about that character: His trauma~~ and his love of ice[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My first impression: OH NO HE’S HOT. My impression now: oh no he’s complicated :C *hug* Favorite thing about that character: the amount of depth and nuance to him that’s there if you look, but easy to ignore because Capcom[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Easier for you, maybe. Every time I look at you there, asleep and unaware, I hesitate. I put the gun to your forehead and my finger tries to find the trigger. It hurts for this to be our last moment[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh, for us to be together in that final moment. Your heart pumping its last blood hot onto my fingers and the front of my shirt. I hold your body until you draw still with one last shuddering breath. Shhh…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know just what to say to me >: D The hunt is on. 🔪🔪🔪 ask meme link
Oh, an art piece! I do like the way you think. I’ll make certain that you’re perfectly preserved and displayed for future… instruction. 😏 ask meme link
Hard and fast, eh, anon? 😉 I can work with that. ask meme link
13. worst blorboficiation Alright. I’m rolling up my sleeves. Let’s fucking do this. Leon. S. Kennedy. There are two prevailing blorbofications of Leon in fandom and both of them fucking suck. He’s either characterized as a completely milquetoast normie husbando[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
See, we don’t have an argument for this, because we tend to write very sexually open characters. “Topping” and “bottoming” are just sex positions, anyway, like missionary or doggy style– they’re not synonymous with domming or subbing, and neither are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For Slayers: The OOOOOOOLD fanon that Zelas and Luna Inverse were friends and that Xelloss’ appearence was based on Luna’s. This was based on a bad scan of an old drawing of Luna and Dilgear, and back then fandom information[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For Resident Evil it’s around 9 at this point I think? we have all the various resident evil character x reader filtered. choose violence ask game link
There’s no way we’re not going to answer when you’re asking about Slayers! 🤣🤣 These two questions– honestly I COULD give the same answer for both of them, but I’ll dig a little deeper. 8. common fandom opinion that everyone[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them? The fandom straight up put us off of ever watching the new She-Ra thanks to the way they all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1. the character everyone gets wrong Leon S. Kennedy, but nobody is ready for that discussion. 25. common fandom complaint that you’re sick of hearing Tired of hearing people say AO3 should have an app. AO3 doesn’t need an app.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores Since it came up lately in fandom wank, the basketball picture of Rebecca in Wesker’s drawer, and the fact that RE:0 pairs him with her in a special mode. Like,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s not enough yuri/femslash/wlw fanfiction, blah blah blah everyone is morally obligated to write femslash.. If you want to see it– Fucking WRITE IT then!! AND don’t fucking complain and throw a shit fit and start a callout post when[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Making out while fighting. 😂 ask game link
12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them 😭😭😭no no we love so many unpopular characters, it’s hard to choose!! Uuuuuuh, Alfred Ashford, because everyone is sleeping on a messy queer, mentally ill[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
OH!! OH OH OH!! I was racking my brain to try to figure out the answer to this and I realized it’s someone we haven’t formally introduced you all to yet. 😍 This is Azz-kun, aka Alice Asmodeus from Welcome[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
apples ✦ how long have you been self-shipping, in general? when did you find out about the self-ship community? We’ve been self-shipping since we were about 6 years old! Way back in the early 90s 😂 We discovered the self[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
lychees ✦ do you use self-shipping to explore dynamics that you otherwise wouldn’t in real life? if so, what dynamics (if you’re willing to tell)? do you use self-shipping to imagine things you do want to experience in real life?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
mangos ✦ do you have a significant other outside of self-ship? do they know about your self-shipping, and do they support it if they do? Yes! 😀 we are so lucky to be legally married to our partner system @megaphonegirlk[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
😼🔪: smiling, manipulative and dangerous people. 🌺😈: DILFs and MILFs 💪🔫 violent guys, DILFs, doms ask game link
for the most part– we don’t mind sharing fictional others at all! 😀 In fact, we honestly really enjoy it. The only exceptions to that are when someone’s F/O of a character is *really* different from ours in a way[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
pears ✦ what kind of relationship (romantic, platonic, familial, etc.) do you have the most f/os with? (approximately) how many f/os do you have in total? If you count non-romantic f/os, we have around 60 of them. 🤣 Just romantic[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you for asking! Wrote a LITTLE more than three sentences on this one, since I was actually working on it just now! Hurakr’s smile didn’t fade, but her eyes opened fully to stare Griff down with an intensity she’d[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For Nasfiras, my slayers OC again! alone: How does your OC deal with loneliness? Have they ever been completely alone before? How do they act when there’s no one around to see them? The answer to how he deals with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you so much! These are, on reflection, honestly really fascinating questions to ask given that I’m still in the process of digging into this character’s history! So thank you for such great material. I’ll be answering these about Nasfiras,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you!! can’t stop talking about Evil Residents AU. 11– What element of your fic or AU is most changed from canon? What brought this change about? Having already mentioned Jill Valentine’s lack of brainwashing in RE5 era, and Rose[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
how likely I am to write it Like over 100000% certain to write it lol. Anything that we write that isn’t angst or whump– and a lot of the stuff that IS– is fix-it fic. We will bring all those[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oooh, a fun one! 😀 how likely I am to write it 100% likely, I love that angst and whump and pain 🤣 what character(s) or pairing I’d most likely write it for Chris Redfield, Wolverine, Sabretooth, Ethan Winters, Heinsenberg,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thanks! I’ll be answering about me and captain wesker ^^ 5. Do you like cuddling? Why or why not? 🔫💪: I’m a big cuddler. I can’t resist that physical affection. The captain says he’s less of a cuddler but that’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“What if all the characters I like from Resident Evil were alive and working together and lived in the same place and could start to heal their broken relationships.” >_> ask game link
Gonna do Wesker because of course <333 Bingo!
Aside from Jill Valentine not being brainwashed, the other biggest change is our Rosemary Winters is *explicitly* the reincarnation of Evelyn from RE7. It’s not so much a change as what I consider a more definitive take on a shaky/ambiguous[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Canonically speaking, Jill Valentine was brainwashed and under Albert Wesker’s mind control during the events of RE5. In Evil Residents AU Jill was compelled to follow Wesker’s leadership during the events of RE5 by a feeling of loyalty lingering from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ooooh!! BINGO!!! 💖💖💖💖 (-🌺😈)
As of yesterday, I can say the answer is “Jackie Chan Adventures” for Evil Residents AU 😂😂😂 ask game link
Evil residents AU again! 14– What’s the most vivid image you associate with your fic/AU? A collection of battered, beaten down men and women, tired from 20 years of battles, surrounded by a handful of men and women in labcoats.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you so much for asking! 😀 1– What’s your fic or AU’s relationship to canon? Evil Residents AU is a continuation of the canon narrative, jumping off from the point in time that the series currently leaves off at.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’re hung up on Evil Residents AU right now (and specifically The Monster’s Name Was Adam) So we’ll answer about that. I’d say the conflict is primarily Man vs Self, with a healthy dose of Man Vs. Man to help[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
😂I can’t answer this without it being SO funny for personal reasons. 💎 – What is your F/O’s favourite gemstone? Wesker’s favorite gemstones are amethysts. ask game link
Gonna do a deep cut into my in-active WIPs (that I want to get back to) for this one– Tommy Wiseau’s The Room + Oceans 11 = Vinewood Disasters 1973 ask game link
“Make Them Pay” is very much a working title and will change on the second draft. Before we got started on it we were also calling it “Villainous Thing” like the song. 😅 ask game link
🖍Post Any sentence from your wip “If it’s evil, then I won’t mind hell,” I murmured back, nuzzling his fingertips. “I’ll go to hell with you, Enoch, if we can dance there.” He kissed my cheek, and then my lips.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
💾What is your document of your wip/ a wip called? (not the stories actual title but what you’ve saved it as) 🤡How many Wips are you actively working on? “Active” being the key word here. Like, 3 but there are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gothic Romance + Men In Black The Animated Series = The Monster’s Name Was Adam. ask game link
🌍What tags or warnings will your / one of your wip(s) need if you intend to share it? age-gap relationship, descent to villainy, graphic violence, era appropriate homophobia, friends to enemies, dark romance. others answered here! ask game link
🍄Decriscribe your wip/one of your wips in the format of “___ + ___ =___” Spider-Man 2 + The Bronte Sisters. = Make Them Pay ♻️A scrapped idea for your current WIP We were going to have one of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
💾What is your document of your wip/ a wip called? (not the stories actual title but what you’ve saved it as) 🖍Post Any sentence from your wip? Two sentences, technically. “I was trying to protect you!” the Green Man snapped.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you for the ask!! 🤔What’s a story you’d love to write but haven’t even started yet? We have a victorian era mystery novel starring Victor Frankenstein and Doctor Henry Jekyll as a detective duo in the back of our[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you for enjoying it! 🥰 What’s the worst thing your F/O has ever said to you that you found romantic? dhaksdhaskdhask probably calling me an obedient dog, and not meaning it in a very nice way >_> 🔪 Have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you so much! Answering re: Wesker of course 🥰 😍 What’s the most attractive thing to you about your F/O that other people hate? Honestly? >_> It’s his brute strength and willingness to just pick people up and toss[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you! <3 🧸 – Which one of you is more likely to give the other a plushie? How would the other one react? Oh no, you’re going to think this is so funny. 😅 Wesker’s actually way more likely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Going to go ahead and answer these re: captain Wesker <3 💌 – What pet names does your F/O use for you the most? Which pet names do they like being referred to with the most? him for me: hound,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you anon! 😭💞 This is a fun one! 🐕 – What animal do they remind you the most of? 💪🔫 Wesker: unoriginal as it might be that man is a wolf through and through. If you want to go[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh! A good one! With a prompt like this I can’t help but go Silent Hill. Text below the cut. Cut for spoilers and violence. AO3 link Erotic Horror prompt list — “You’re not real,” James rasped out as his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wheel of Fortune: Bad luck. Time heals all wounds. Long-term captivity. Painful anniversaries. Wrong place, wrong time. I’ve been meaning to write something with Northstar. What an opportunity!! Might make some people uncomfortable, so its going under a cut. —[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ooooh, I have a vibe for this…. — Chris felt like he was floating. He wasn’t blind, but there was nothing to see but a pale, blue green haze that shimmered and quivered as pale smears of light went past,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Took the opportunity for some Banshee x Sabretooth, because why not. — “Jesus, Irish, I didn’t know you had that much blood in ya,” Sabretooth’s enormous form lingered in the doorway, as he stared down at the battered figure on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🐌 What is one of your smallest writing goals? Finish more fics!! Finish posting fics we’ve finished and are working on editing. 🐾 Do you plan on writing for any fests or competitions? I (💪🔫) am planning on doing Febuwhump[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🫂!! This is the year we get some Marvel fic done with some different characters. Bucky Barnes, Northstar, Tabitha Smith, Betsy Braddock, Forge, Banshee… There’s a Northstar x Banshee fic somewhere in the back of my mind that’s got an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aside from Urusei Yatsura, at some point you might see some Girls Frontline fanfiction from us. Now THERE is a small fandom 🤣 It’s a gacha game/visual novel about robot girls at war, and the 1000+ hour long storyline is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🍄 Are there any fandoms you’ve never written for but want to try? Might fuck around and write some Urusei Yatsura fanfic sometime this year. 💥Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you’re most excited to write? Share a snippet[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Scope and pacing. Absolutely scope and pacing. One day we will figure out how to create a story that isn’t EITHER a 100 word snapshot or a 100k+ behemoth with no in between. ask game link
I haven’t worked on The Monster’s Name Was Adam (chrisker fic), but when I do we are basically RIGHT at the part where Wesker’s going to come back to life and I am so fucking excited to write that reunion[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m going to answer for my F/O Xelloss with my S/I 💖 💭 What’s your first memory with your F/O? My first memory is when he visited my parents inn one night, and came to talk to me while I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
hihi!! Doing good, I hope you are too! I never talk about Seiros, so I’ll answer for her! The most unusual or unexpected thing about our relationship is how casual it can sometimes be. Despite her being a zillion years[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Question…?: If you had the opportunity to ask your F/O one question, what would it be? Eheheh, oh this is a terrible question for us, since almost all of our F/Os are in our system or our partner’s system! I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh Mystique! This is such a fun question for her. Honestly if you give her a blank piece of paper and a pencil, she’d probably start out writing some kind of serious manifesto, and then ten minutes later it’s dissolved[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh that sounds like so much fun! What a great project 😀 I’m excited to see it when you’re done! You did indeed spell ‘sabretooth’ correctly– its spelled like the sword. 😉 — A night in for Sabretooth and Mystique–[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Starfire is honestly just really fun! We never saw a ton of Teen Titans but when we did, she was always a favorite. blorbo bingo link
Shhhhh I actually love him, he reminds me of my bestie, shut up don’t judge me. 😂😂😂😂 blorbo bingo link
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grade a ship game Ooooh, Clarice and Hannibal? A+ without question! It’s SUCH a good villainous seduction ship! It’s got vibes for days. It’s even canon! I feel like every modern villainous seduction ship owes clannibal a great debt– I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…