just-antishipper-things: Sorry I’m late, I had to move the goal posts on what’s acceptable in shipping fictional characters again.
Archive for December, 2022
monalisssasandmadhatters: the key to being happy on tumblr for me isn’t following people that share my interests but following people who engage with whatever they are interested in in a way i find enjoyable
incorrect-hs-quotes: Vriska: okay i ruined your life 8ut did you not have fun? exactly, relax
leonkennedyisbisexual: *sits*
lxnesart: Where’s Everyone Going…? Bingo? RE4 Leon is the superior Leon.
chunkysoup22: the rookie
albertweskerxchrisredfield: View on Twitter
weskerz: reposting from twitter once again
psychoaciid: Art trade with amazing @fla-t-line qWWWq
turnforce: SOMEONE REQUESTED BSAA CHRISKER SO I couldn’t help but indulge. Have this shit post that I spent way too much time on ty goodbyE 😩 Stfu I know I messed Wesker’s colors up. I don’t want to hear it
cyberturbine: Reverse!AU Chrisker, where Albert is the hero and Chris is the mutated antagonist that is thriving to take the next step in evolution.
regnard13: “I tried to do it differently, but you gave me no choice-” A variation of what could happen at the Kijuju Volcano.
meme-lorbius: blackheart-biohazards: meme-lorbius: Hey so uh completely unrelated to anything I post ever but I was scrolling through Random Shit™ and I know no one cares about my thoughts on this thought I’d say something important. You can be Anti-Proship[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blueskittlesart: ema is so good in rfta i love kids who dont know what the hell theyre doing
chaos-event-horizon: Did you know? Shippers with older F/Os? They LOVE you. The gap in your ages doesn’t bother them. They see you as an equal. An adult. An ally. They see you for your personality and your smile. They don’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know | Solid yes from the whole system to various degrees. 😼🔪 and 💪🔫 particularly from opposite directions.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
andreweatspussy3: This post is a cigarette. Rb to shave off 11 minutes of your life
localcanadiancryptid22: *Listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*.
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know | General system opinion: shibari is gorgeous in photography and artwork, but ain’t nobody got time for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dollification No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know | 😼🔪 holy shit this is like my biggest one. I actually have some dollification writing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know | 💪🔫 loves receiving it, 😼🔪 LOVES inflicting it, 🌺😈 likes both pretty well. Ask game link
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know | 💪🔫 the rest of the system can mostly take it leave it but I’m. A big[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
😼🔪 No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know | I WILL bite and bite and bite and bite… 💪🔫 No | rather not | I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Since there are so many, we’ll just let whoever has the strongest reaction to each answer. It’s also long so going under a cut! CG/L No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s really relatable, and we think of you fondly 🍉🍄 anon. 🤝
💪🔫 No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know | I find it pretty hot, especially when it’s in strange contexts (mpreg, or non-human offspring)…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
aspecpplarebeautiful: You’re allowed to feel differently about sex or romance in fiction than in real life. What we’re interested in fiction or fantasy doesn’t always line up with what we want in our actual lives.
lostlittledaydream: Send me a kink and I’ll rate it! No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
afloweroutofstone: aliceavizandum: marmorada: aliceavizandum: why do you call it ‘radical feminism’ when it’s bankrolled by evangelicals and fascists and also there’s hardly any skateboards in it Are the evangelicals bankrolling a primarily manhating lesbian atheist movement in the room with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Does your f/o have an office? Imagine your f/o calling you into the office and having you close the door behind you. They beckon you to come near, and then they push you against the desk, wrapping their arms around[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hmmmm collectively I’d say we gravitate towards traumatized villainous men, and cold hearted seeming ladies 😉
qaz-the-great: qaz-the-great: he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’
💖💓💞💕💙💜❤️🎉😻🥰 Ask game link
Some random Sinister System history trivia There are either 23 or 25 sinister system members depending on how you count. Toko (😼🔪), Hal, Trevor (🔫🍳) and Kirigiri (🔍⚔️) we’re the first members awake in the body. Despite Toko and Hal[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Anon you’re melting my heart ❤️ Ask game link
Awww! Thank you so much! 😀 that really means a lot to us. ❤️🥰 You are right we are huge freaks and we LOVE it! 😎 –Harry Ask game link
almaha-9x: Anonymously tell me something you think about me 💭
¯_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they? 🧭👑: no, not yet anyway 💪🔫: to be honest anyone who sends me self ship stuff is a friend 🌺😈: everyone who follows us is my friend <3[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
coockie8: Control is the basis of the entire anti movement tbh I’ve seen several outright admit that they don’t care about children, they just want to be able to control what kind of media is allowed to be created (and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🧭👑: Sentai shows (various) 😼🔪: ABC’s Lost 🐸☠️: Dragon Ball Z 💪🔫: Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles 🌺😈: Cobra Kai Ask game link
lorefulll: i started drawing n i blacked out and suddenly they were on my ipad idk what happened
fullyautomatic: I deserve a mech suit. I deserve a symbiotic relationship with heavy machinery. I deserve to experience a perfect connection between flesh and metal
“In this Essay I Will…” Ship & Self Ship asks Select any number of questions to answer, or get emojis in your ask box to assign you homework 😉 (These are just for fun; no need to get too long[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blood-drunk-defiance: some of yalls have GOT to learn how to be kinder to people
gatogummie: i can’t get over fictional characters who are doomed by the narrative simply bc they wanted love and approval. it’s like the most tragic of greek tragedies to me because their fatal flaw wasn’t a flaw at all but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
sagegarnish: My favourite sort of antis are the ones that sound like they relate to the antagonists in romance stories who are trying to split up the main couple 😂 Ah yes, “forbidden love”, something that no NORMAL person would[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
psychoaciid: Placebo – Infra–Red ‘I’m coming up on infra-redForget your running, I will find you One more thing before we start the final face offI will be the one to watch you fallSo I came down to crash and burn[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheart-biohazards: inspired by this post
Blanket permission granted to all! o7 (you can always use any of our meme content for whatever!)
proudfreakselfshipper: blackheart-biohazards: “funny thing about a proshitters” Funny 😆 thing 🔖 about 👁️ proshitters 💩they’re 👨👩👧 gonna start 🚶♂️a 🅰️ really ✨ funny 😆 copypasta 🧐 I couldn’t resist
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little proshitter? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the youth ministry, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on proshit discords, and I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“funny thing about a proshitters”
owlmylove: maybe if you take a hot shower. cook something. eat a little soup. feel a little sunshine. make something with your hands—it doesn’t have to be big. maybe if you stretch your body and draw a silly little picture[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
vergess: anti-anti-otonokoji-twins: proship-luigi: Look, I know and appreciate that there are many paedophiles who are content with fiction and don’t groom or abuse real children or even look at/own real CSAM/CSEM. I’m sorry this topic is tricky and you are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ancientbread: big fan of the “I can’t fix him but I can follow him to his tragic and untimely end and love him even as he becomes corrupted and decays into a shadow of his former self” trope
Now I want a full polystars prohibition era noir AU where Wesker is the son of a powerful mafia bootlegger, and he keeps trying to go straight but keeps getting forced back into helping the family.
🃏 Do F/O or S/I play any games? Poker? Blackjack? Pool? Darts? Oh no anon, you hit on it. The captain adores games of skill. He’s a poker shark, and fantastic at pool and darts. Now I’m imagining him giving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheart-biohazards: Self ship prohibition/noir era AU Asks Get emoji asks in your inbox, or answer any questions you feel like. 🔫 Are F/O and S/I lawmen or crooks, or something else? Are they on the same side? 👔 What are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
starseverance: Your F/O will never give up on you. Not even if everything they say seems to upset you/anger you more. They won’t ignore you or stop trying to help. Not even if you’re isolating yourself from them and other[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What a flirtatious ask. Oh my… well the answer would entirely depend on your intentions, we would think.
🚗 Between F/O and S/I– who’s driving and who’s firing shots out the window? The captain drives, and I’ve got the tommy gun. The song during the chase scene HAS to be Lone Digger by Caravan Palace. I know I’m[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m gonna steal one of my buddy Madge’s favorite songs and say “Your Heart is as Black as Night.” Imagine me in a smokey bar, cigarette in one hand and old-style mic in the other hand, singing this one while[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Chris (💪🔫) here, inventing a prohibition era AU for me and the captain. He’s in a sharp, custom tailored suit, and a long, classic black trench coat and high boots. I’m in a considerably more rumpled suit, tie half untied,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
indieninja92: nitrosplicer: magicalmanhattanproject: thinking about dr james barry and other historical trans men who were outed against their will and like not all the trans men could have gotten outed, right? like im willing to bet that there are quite[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheart-biohazards: This assertion that antis like to parrot that proshippers “whole lives revolve around” their ships is a fascinating strawman. I feel like antis can’t conceptualize that life occurs offline, and your posting habits aren’t your “whole life”. Maybe it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner? 🧭👑: extroverted loner😼🔪: introverted people person🐸☠: people person💪🔫: loner🔍⚔: loner🌺😈: people person (☞゚∀゚)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe? 🧭👑: no😼🔪: bunny 🐸☠: either💪🔫:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
comfortfoodcontent: Ashley Graham from Resident Evil 4 by The Golden Smurf
comfortfoodcontent: Resident Evil 1 preview article from Computer and Video Games Magazine #173 I love that they call Jill “Gill Valentine” here
I wish we could all go back to saying “x is implied to be a y” or “the subtext is that x is a y” instead of “x is y-coded”. The “coded” language is all just button pushing meant to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
antishipping: look, i don’t fucking care HOW much you hate a fandom or a ship, you DO NOT repost or edit someone’s fanart without permission to mock it or make fun of the artist, ESPECIALLY when you DON’T EVEN BOTHER[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t think I (💪🔫) answered any of these yet, so, these are re: the captain… 2. What is your favourite sex position with your f/o? Pretty much any position where he can hold me down… >_> 9. If you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
…goodnight. Chris held Jill close to his body in the darkness. It had been two weeks since the Arklay incident. They had both spent some of that two weeks in isolation. Now they were back together, in Jill’s apartment. They’d[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Antis who are involved in rpf are so funny for realYou are in the absolute wrong place for that, bro
Exactly. The person whose post we shared is getting absolutely dogpiled and its sad to see. Please, figure out who your friends are!
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Nikolai || Miles Edgeworth, Eric Lehnsherr, Nikolai Zenoviev, Seteth tag: 🧭👑 As promised, my introduction.
Once again, antis can’t agree on what does and doesn’t count as proship! I had no idea there were rpf/minecraft antis!
fite-club: blackheart-biohazards: Antis, why do you care so much what sexual thoughts other people are having? Please understand you cannot police other people’s sexual thoughts and feelings without handing ammunition to the authoritarians who want to police all sex. When[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
lordbhreanna: it’s taken me 84 years but I a cover illustration for LO&W 💌
lemonmancer: If awful and rotten to the core, why puppy eyes?
bbugsy: pspsps’s all my nikolai fans out
lemonmancer: I cannot not draw him
cryptonature: Anyone who peeps once through your keyhole then offers life advice has said little about you and much about themselves.
You do not need to justify your ships to anyone. Enjoying something in fiction does not require you to grovel for forgiveness.
cowboyredfield: he’s trying
sabrina-valerie: Imagine pressing your f/o’s hand to yours to compare hand sizes.
🧭👑 will do I suppose. Notes forthcoming.
lochiels: George Emerson, A Room with a View (1985)
The raw, healing power of embracing your own disgusting irredeemability. Okay, maybe not healing per se. But it sure is a hell of a bandaid.
mothxmoons: Oh honey!! Wesker benefits heavily off of a shy darling, their meek nature makes it easy for him to wiggle in with his charisma and make a place just for him. It’s also easier to scare off any potential[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
four-armed-angel: Bastard <3
astarcis: I have a bunch of Resident Evil animal-AU arts, might start sharing these… Concepts for dog versions of Chris and Claire Redfield (sorry for the typo in her name on the sketch): both are german shepherds, but Clair lacks[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…