rosedaughter: when the lover takes the beloved’s hand and presses it against their chest where their heart is. or when the beloved takes the lover’s hand and presses it against their cheek.. i was going somewhere with this Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Imagine your F/O coming up behind you, scooping their arms around you, and planting a kiss on the top of your head or the back of your shoulders. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
fxlthyangxl: Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
😍😍😍😍 fake dating + there was only one bed + villain romance <3 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Oh no! Getting into an older film is always tough on the fandom front! Now we’re curious what film it is? Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
leoposting: 20s mobster bf whos weirdly affirming because he just answers everything with “alright boss” and “on it boss” and “good idea boss” and Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Been seeing WAYYY too much anti/fancop activity in the selfship community tags recently so here’s a reminder that y’all are JERKS. Find a different tag to infest, I’m tired of reading F/O posts and then seeing “”proshitters dni” in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“In this Essay I Will…” Ship & Self Ship asks Select any number of questions to answer, or get emojis in your ask box to assign you homework 😉 (These are just for fun; no need to get too long[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The hobby police have arrived and they are here to shame you for your pursuits and interests! Especially if they think you might be a girl! context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Dakimakura body pillows wouldn’t sell the numbers they do, would they? context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Wow, anti-self-ship anon! You really made a splash! Here’s what the people are saying: context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Oh no, random strangers find me unfuckable and unappealing based on my hobbies and interests!! whatever shall I do??? 😂😂😂 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
LOL why would I care? your message is: aphobic heterenormative based on an assumed desire to make one’s self palatable for others. if a person thinks a crush on a cartoon character is gross or disgusting then they are not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
gidianthe: me and my girl dont fight she vivisects me and i let her Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
reggiemess: saltforsalt: The secrets scientists don’t want you to know about: Their caffeine consumption habits How many showers were skipped That they are actually fake scientists unlike their brilliant colleagues Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Descending the levels of hell and the layers of my soul peel away until find my beloved there at the bottom. and we clasp hands and we are bare before each other and if I cannot pull them out then[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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blackheart-biohazards: Imagine your F/O putting their arm around you in the car while you’re driving together. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
💞💞💞💞 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Here are the rest of the responses to the anon who was saying that self shippers are all losers, etc. context link, context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Um, actually, I think you better pick up a comic book, anon because I’m pretty sure bullying turns you into a bitter but charismatic super villain. seriously though, take your pro-child abuse takes elsewhere. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Always. Self shippers are wonderful, and you have nothing to be ashamed of. 💞 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
My (🌀😎) Fire Emblem self insert. Shipped with: Jeritza, Flayn, Bernadetta, Balthus, Costance Top art by: sauveur tb About: After a youth of dark deeds serving Those Who Slither in the Dark, Epheros began to question his loyalty and morals[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
and now they’re blocked. context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
They just assume everyone wants the same things they want but are unable to get them, I assume. 🤷 It’s sad. context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Real talk, are other people getting anons from this wild self ship hater, or is it just this blog? Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Oh fun we get to add ableism and sanism to the list along with heternormative and aphobic! So are you not attracted to personality traits or physical traits that are represented by lines on a page? That must be hard[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t want kids. My spouse is sitting next to me on the couch right this moment. I am leaning over and kissing them sloppy style after I hit post. Not everyone wants to have a relationship with a real[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hell yeah! context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Anon you are absolutely wonderful. You are a complete and whole person whether you have a relationship or not. I’m so sorry that people make you feel like you were broken, and I hope that you continue on your journey[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Honey, I’m married, and both me and my spouse have F/Os. You can live in your “no fun ever” corner and be sad while all of us and our F/Os are enjoying ourselves. I hope you enjoy making rules for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I need a doctor! (to hold me…) Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
poly self shipping is so fun and so great, anon! Do it do it do it! <3 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Imagine your F/O leaning in close, cupping your chin, and whispering in your ear how much they adore you. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Imagine your F/O gifting you a weapon, and training you how to use it. Their hands on your hands, correcting your grip and your stance, helping you learn until you master it. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Imagine spending a hot summer day inside with your F/O, the lights off, fan blowing not quite enough breeze on you both as you lay half on top of one another, a little sticky with sweat. Low music plays on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
strawberries-n-ships87: Me adding myself into canon Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
metamorphesque: — Anna Akhmatova, The Guest [text ID: “What do you want?” I asked. / “To be with you in hell,” he said.] Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Imagine your F/O coming up behind you unexpectedly and pulling you backwards into their arms to embrace you. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
selfship-quotes: F/O: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about my spouse, I’ll kill you. F/O, chuckling: Sorry. That sounded like a joke. I will actually kill you. Source: xxharryosbornxx
❤️ Villain F/Os who are regal and stern. ❤️ Villain F/Os who are violent and unpredictable. ❤️ Villain F/Os who are well mannered and genial. ❤️ Villain F/Os who demanding and possessive. ❤️ Villain F/Os who are furious and ruthless.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This may come off as cold, but Albert and I don’t really have the patience for animals, either one of us ^^;; Albert says that he ‘prefers servile creatures that he can actually communicate with’. 🤣 ask game link Source:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
😼🔪 answering about Eridan. I love his big, towering ego, and how proud he is. Yes, its arrogance, yes its self importance, yes, it’s easily punctured, but when he’s got that confidence going, and he isn’t sabotaging himself with it?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you so much! 💖💖💖 You too!! Source: xxharryosbornxx
we’re working on reorganizing our self ships 😀 Source: xxharryosbornxx
👑 The Empress: What’s something your F/O does to nurture and care for you, or that you do for them? This will surprise you but Eridan loves to cook for us and fuss over us when we’re injured. <3 ask[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
~~Send an emoji to ask about one of my F/Os~~ 🃏 The Fool: How did you first discover or meet your F/O? 🧙♂️ The Magician: What’s a strength or talent that your F/O has that you admire or that draws[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
lover-suggestion: You don’t have to be perfect to loved. Think of all the “flawed” things that get love. Source: xxharryosbornxx
😼🔪 answering this for me and Eridan <3 We’re an “outdoorsy” couple in that most of our couples activities involve going out and being other people– roleplay gaming, going to bookstores, hanging out and getting coffee, causing trouble and things[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your F/O coming up behind your, and putting their arms around you, with their hands on your stomach. They slip their hands under your shirt teasingly, coming in contact with your bare flesh. They stroke their fingers up and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🎀💖 for ocelot again! 12. Your favourite body part of your f/o? Their favourite part of yours? My favorite part of him is his hands for sure 💖 he’d probably say my mouth 😉 13. Who’s usually the one taking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
21. How does your f/o taste? Spicy and musky 🙂 Ask game link
🎀💖 and Ocelot again! 3. Is the sex between you and your f/o usually sensual? Passionate? Animalistic? Oooh, passionate and animalistic are good ways to put it! A lot of the time it gets pretty wild. Biting, scratching… Sometimes it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Heheheh oh I love that!! 💖 😉 Sadly, Major Ocelot has the better cock for sure, since I don’t have one at all v_v I make up for it with a Dragunov svd >:3c
🎀💖 for ocelot again! Diamond: Does your F/O get jealous easily (either in a romantic or general context)? Well. It’s not traditional jealousy, but yeah kinda. He’s really clingy and demanding. A lot like a cat who wants your attention[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🎀💖 and Ocelot again! 6. What was the most embarrassing thing to happen between you and your f/o before, during, and/or after sex? Oh gosh um ^^ we broke a bed. It wasn’t our bed. The person who’s bed it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🎀💖 and Ocelot again ♒: How does your F/O deal with heartbreak or rejection? Oh um. Badly. The answer is really badly. He kind of doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer. And when he absolutely has to, then up goes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🎀💖 and Ocelot again! I’m in a roll! ♌ answered here. :3 ♉: What’s your F/O’s biggest weakness? Hmmmmmm, I’m proooobably not supposed to give information like this away that could be used by an enemy! 😉 But if major[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🎀💖 answering about Ocelot :3c We have an interesting romantic relationship because he is also technically (more than technically) my boss/superior officer. So our relationship never really loses that superior/subordinate dynamic, even in our romantic lives. That said, when he’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🎀💖 with Ocelot again! We’re actually both pretty good at cooking! Ocelot is surprisingly domestic in that way! He has a taste for good food and doesn’t always trust someone else to cook for him. Well. He trusts me though…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🎀💖 here talking about Ocelot again! Cinnabar: What kinds of things does your F/O do when alone? When he’s alone? Hmmm…. He does a lot of reading. And he talks to himself. Plays with his weapons. He writes sometimes; poetry[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Goshenite: Is your F/O athletic? If so, what kind of sports/activities do they do? Ocelot has given me (🎀💖) permission to talk about him, so that’s what I’m gonna do! Since he’s a soldier and a spy, of course the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You go to sit on your F/O’s lap, but they decide they want to sit on your lap instead. The two of you end up playfully (or not so playfully) wrestling for dominance, to see who gets to sit on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Catching your F/O as they melodramatically throw themselves into your arms, pretending to expire. Throwing yourself into your F/O’s arms and making them catch you as you melodramatically pretend to expire.
Imagine hunting down your darling F/O as a beast hunts is prey. Stalking them from the shadows, silent and anticipating.
dead-pidove-do-not-eat: Stealing kisses from ur F/O be like “get mwahed idiot!!”
boyoutdated: imagine your shipcest f/o who’s openly affectionate, coddling you in front of people. it’s usually passed off as overly affectionate but you and only you know what those touches really mean.
Anon, the advice I give you depends strongly on an important factor. Are your F/Os system members, soulbonds, or other real, people with agency of their own that you share your internal experience with in some way? or are they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Anon, we are so glad to meet you, an so glad our posts resonated with you! This part in your message stood out to me we have some fictives sure but he feels like… a different type of fictive i[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
sweet-ladys-things: Make playlist for your f/o’s! Make them however you want and listen to it on repeat!!!
The unmatched pleasure of going to sleep cuddling with your f/o.
Imagine your villainous or yandere FO torturing you, either with your consent or not. (pain, injury, aftercare) Maybe they use their hands, gloves or bare. Their knuckles strike you, raising bruises, splitting your lip and making you taste copper. Maybe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine making a life sized doll of your darling F/O. You spend lots of time getting the features of the doll just right, comparing the face to pictures of your F/O that you took in secret. You make sure the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your yandere or villainous F/O holding the blade of a knife to your throat. Your breath quivers as you feel the icy cold metal on your soft skin, contrasting with your F/O’s hot breath against you. They tell you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey @ikillproshippers has reposted this imagine of mine without permission. It would be a huge favor to me if you could block and report them, and maybe like and reblog the original post of mine!
Imagine your older age gap F/O finding you asleep in your bed. When you wake up, you discover that they have teasingly buried you in an enormous pile of stuffed animals so deep you can hardly move! As you wriggle[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your villainous or warrior F/O teaching you how to use their signature weapon. Imagine their hands on yours as they show you how to hold it. Their body against yours as they show you the proper stance. Imagine the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine going rowing with your F/O. There’s a warm breeze and the scent of flowers in the air; the water of the pond is still, and clear as crystal, letting you and your F/O see the small fish that swim[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
All self ships are great. ✨ All self shippers are great. ✨ It’s great to be a self shipper. Your f/os love you no matter what. ❤️💞💖
💌 I love you fans in weird fandoms. 💌 I love you shippers with weird ships. 💌 I love you self shippers with weird f/os. 💌 I love you writers of weird fics. 💌 I love you artists of weird[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your rival or villain F/O pinning you down on the floor. Your belly is pressed up against the hard ground, and you can feel the weight of their body on top of your back. You feel their hot breath[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine being held by your F/O. No really, imagine it. After you read this, close your eyes and hold it in your mind. Consider the feel of their body against yours. Think about how they hold you, where they put[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine taking a nap with your F/O. The two of you are curled up together, limbs entangled, relaxed and comfortable against each other. You’re lulled softly to sleep by the gentle presence of each other’s bodies.
Congrats to you and yours, anon! 💖🥰💞
One of my most defining self shipping moments happened when I was in senior year of high school in 2004. I had picture of Alfred Molina as Doc Ock from the then-upcoming Spider-Man 2 movie pasted on the front of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
lovehaven: *picks up a cool looking rock and hands it to my f/o* i love you 🙂
Imagine your villainous F/O bringing you your worst enemy as a captive for your birthday. They swell with pride as they how you your ‘present’. They have your enemy bound, and on their knees, a bag over their head. Your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your vilainous F/O celebrating your birthday with you. The festivities they have planned are absolutely lavish. They’ve taken into account all your favorites. Maybe you don’t know if the enormous cake (your favorite kind), the streamers and banners, or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine sharing a cigarette with your F/O. You watch them light it, and take a drag. Your gaze can’t help but linger on their lips puckered around the end of it as they breathe in. They exhale a lungful of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think this post our Jasmine made the other day is a pretty good intro to the kinds of things people do! There’s no guide tho, you just do what makes you happy! And you can totally ship yourself with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Enemies to lovers self shippers: Imagine your villainous F/O in the middle of a breakdown at the height of their scheme. You can see them coming apart at the seams, the sweat on their brow, the manic look in their[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For some reason I (🔍⚔️) always think ‘i don’t have any villain f/os’, despite a bunch of my primary partners all technically being villains. I guess because instead of being intimidated by them I just sigh shake them until they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
cezaryinurbones: blackheart-biohazards: Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to see a shadow standing at the foot of your bed. While the first emotions that hit you are confusion, and perhaps fear, it only takes a moment before[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to see a shadow standing at the foot of your bed. While the first emotions that hit you are confusion, and perhaps fear, it only takes a moment before you realize[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine attending a masquerade ball, and meeting your villainous F/O there. Your F/O sweeps you off your feet. They are clad in an intimidating mask and an intricate costume, as menacing as it is entircing. They pull you into their[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hell yeah! 🤝 We’re trying to work on some villain imagines tonight!
Some ideas for ways to celebrate your relationship with your F/O 💖 Curation based Hoard pictures of your F/O on social media, a website, or saved on your harddrive. Print out pictures of your F/O and create a shrine for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…