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faery-wizard: If I brewed you into a potion what would your effects be
wizardfeet: Sorry but I need more FREAK weirdo men in queer stories. The straightification of queer men in Hollywood is actually so boring. Youre telling me you wouldn’t be a social outcast if the only thing you changed was your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
megaphonegirlk: Winter in Londontown was a special time for most. The snow cutting through the fog and gathering on the ground in heaps for local children to toss about and form into snowmen on streetcorners. But Herlock. mercurial as he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Got the expected phone call from the body’s parents. They’re spending the holiday alone this year (good) and the body’s brother is away from them in a stable relationship (double good). Thankfully the phone call only lasted a minute or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine, before you’re together, your shipcest F/O teases you by licking you on the face. As revenge, you lick them back, and the two of you get into a ‘licking’ war that turns into the first time you make out.
magikyle: Song of the year? Album of the year? Favorite musical artist / group you started listening to this year? Movie of the year? TV show of the year? Episode of tv or webisode that defined the year for you?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a year where both Aunt May and Norman Osborn are dead (or believed to be). Harry’s in the middle of his addiction, and Peter’s on the outs with all of his girlfriends. Peter is planning to spend the whole[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
promptspa: Random Prompt #90 “Did you just fucking bite me?” “…Yes, only a little. It’s an affectionate thing, I promise.”
lino-nyangi: fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb’ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.
dizzims: holy shit. women.
antishipping: ALT talking to us calmly will NEVER get us to listen. we don’t talk to people that ask genuine questions or speak to in a relaxed tone. encouraging us to kill ourselves? well that’ll TOTALLY help us understand that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
jugn00-deactivated20220212: next year i will be more insane
sorry about the excessive xmas posting friends, its the trauma. V_V
neon-ryan: i hope whatever holiday you celebrate is fun and well!! and if you don’t celebrate any holidays this time of year, i hope your day is nice anyways!
antishipping: honestly tho I hate when antis always come to tell me that they hate my ships and find them gross or disgusting or whatever. it doesn’t upset me, it’s just annoying. like babe. do you really think I care[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
chaosofajester: Boo! Reblog if you are a scary proshippers, guys.
goodoldfisticuffs: Acting like a jerk today in the hopes three ghosts will visit me and slonk me silly
wholeheartedsuggestions: good luck to anyone who struggles around the holidays. sending some love.
intersexfairy: you can be masculine and feminine at the same time. being masculine doesn’t make you any less feminine. being feminine doesn’t make you any less masculine. there is no inherent morality to any masculinity or femininity you express. you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Alfred Ashford x Reader relationship headcanons No one asked for these. Have them anyway. The moment he falls for you, he declares you an Ashford, and calls you his sibling. Almost always kisses you on both cheeks before he kisses[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
polyphonial-old: lucy-x-5billion: polyphonial-old: well i’m haunted by WOMAN-made horrors beyond my comprehension. #feminism maybe they would be within your comprehension if you listened to women more.. you’re right. i’m sorry women
antishipping: blackheart-biohazards: antishipping: sigh. anon, it’s christmas eve. i’m not gonna hit you up with some sassy comeback, or negative attention, if that’s what you’re looking for. go spend time with your family. go make yourself a hot chocolate and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
antishipping: sigh. anon, it’s christmas eve. i’m not gonna hit you up with some sassy comeback, or negative attention, if that’s what you’re looking for. go spend time with your family. go make yourself a hot chocolate and eat your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
rhiannonkagoe: festive evil ✨ (more Resident Evil art here)
Imagine your parental shipcest F/O letting you have alcohol at a family party. You get drunk and end up cuddling all over them, and falling asleep on their lap before the end of the party.
Imagine you and your villainous F/O going on a great Christmas eve heist. Stealing Christmas, even.
LOL i’m so sheltered I didn’t even know there was a Byakuya IN bleach! (I need to watch Bleach some day) –😼🔪
megaphonegirlk: Maya Fey LOVED the snow. Back when she was young, some of the most fun she ever had was playing out in the mountain snowfall during winter. She and her big sister would throw snowballs, or build little forts[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Since Byakuya is only half Japanese, Toko gets it into her head that they should make a bigger deal out of Christmas. He has to physically stop her from running around like a chicken with her head cut off making[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheart-biohazards: Edmund Pevensie is the cookie cutter mold for villain-sues the world over (and I love this for him) “I’ll show them, picking on the queen. What do they know?… they’re the evil ones. Glad I left. Couldn’t stand to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
mumsymilk: i love you albert wesker
aesthetictokinghost: William is feeling festive He rigged the lab lights to flash in time to Trans Siberian Orchestra, and it’s playing over the facility’s loud speaker He is pretending to conduct an orchestra in the lab until the door slams[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
muchomago: My friend requested a mad scientist blinkie, and I made two prototypes before settling on the first design. I decided to put them all together so that they’re a set.
Edmund Pevensie is the cookie cutter mold for villain-sues the world over (and I love this for him)
Imagine unwrapping the presents you and your shipcest F/O got for each other, and teasingly sticking the bows from the packages on each other’s heads and clothes.
🌺😈 This movie is what’s wrong with me /pos
Edelgard gets sad, guilty, and broody during the winter holidays. Jeritza brings her special sweets, some he even baked himself, and makes tea for her. They sit quietly together in front of the fire, eating cookies, and reading poetry. He[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
rosesloveletters: I just want all my f/os under the tree, with little bows on top of their heads and waiting there for me to unwrap them on Christmas morning🥺
STARS Christmas party, 1997. Held at Barry’s house. Nobody thinks that Wesker is going to show up, despite having been invited, and they get started without him. Wesker does show up, though, late, and by that time Chris is already[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
raidendotcom: money is for getting your gay little friends stupid shit
blackheart-biohazards: Send a ❄ and one of my ships or F/Os to my inbox and I’ll post a random winter or holiday headcanon, scene or idea about them!
One year: Junpei didn’t get an order for a christmas cake in soon enough, so he tries to bake one himself for Chidori. It’s a complete disaster, but she just laughs and they end up just eating strawberries and vanilla[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
la-niolue: “All right,” said Susan, “I’m not stupid. You’re saying humans need…fantasies to make life bearable.” REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
brandtandstein: A Susan Sto Helit from a couple of years ago. Soooooooo much hatching!
lordveterinary: A Susan for @skyriderwednesday !!!
Death threats? On CHRISTMAS? Anon, you knew exactly what I wanted, thank you so much! 🎀🎁 It’s even creative! Full marks! Is this about my shipcest? I love you and I hope you feel better soon. 🌺 (screencap because I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For Christmas one year, Pizzazz and the Misfits break into a religious organized shelter’s dinner for the homeless. They chase out all the staff, pass out booze and candy (as well as more food and clothes) all paid for on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Karl Heisenberg is a degenerate, and he will let you have as many puffs off his cigar as you want.
glettokono: commission for @strmgwhr(twitter) Thank you!!! commission info https://boosty.to/kono_gletto
illusion-of-death: taproot-bread: taproot-bread: taproot-bread: To the people in the notes: we are holding hands now It’s that time of the year again [ID: the Buggs Bunny “I wish all (blank) a very (blank)” meme. It is edited to read, “I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine having a toy gun war or a pretend swordfight with your shipcest F/O. You pretend to be mortally wounded and ‘die’ tragically and beautifully in their arms. They ‘cry’ over you and ‘bring you back to life’ with a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you!! Luckily this year we are far away in space from the people we’d rather avoid. I’m excited to do shipcest stuff, too. Clears the bad memories. 💕💕
AU for your consideration: Harry Osborn as the artful Dodger and Peter Parker as Oliver Twist.
beep-beep-im-asleep: blackheart-biohazards: To all of us who need to hear it today: “they’re family” doesn’t mean it isn’t abuse. “they never hit me” doesn’t mean it isn’t abuse. You don’t have to like someone who violates your boundaries. Being nice[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah expect a lot of shipcest f/o cope posting from us the next couple of days because irl family sucks and this time of year reminds us of it. Disappearing to a gentle place where my family actually cares about[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
To all of us who need to hear it today: “they’re family” doesn’t mean it isn’t abuse. “they never hit me” doesn’t mean it isn’t abuse. You don’t have to like someone who violates your boundaries. Being nice to you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
gyakusai: good morning ace attorney community
four-armed-angel: Veeeery quick doodle of He
lynxneva: Nicholai the type of guy to say “ caught you in 4K ” while collecting combat data … Don’t ask me why i made this…. I just did 🌚☕️ 🔴do not repost 🔴
craycraybluejay: allshipsareok: This applies to reading/writing fiction about your trauma too. Truly nothing like it. The narrative can’t doom me if I rewrite it babyyyy
Family guy antis are just a punchline all by themselves smh
jackassnews: lady hunk appreciation post lol
arklaylabexperiment: something something lady HUNK
citizenshmoo: Can someone PLEASE tell me where the hell this information comes from? I see it on all the wiki pages for Wesker but there is NO source and I can’t figure out if it’s true or if someone just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
bamsara: drememoto: drememoto: sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going onand you’re like (I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption) new ask game: tell me what your ‘non-judgemental but still very[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
em3rg3ncy-backup: “being distressed about an evil thought is what shows you’re a good person” = bad, unhelpful, is not at all conducive to OCD recovery “there’s no such thing as a good or bad thought”, “your thoughts do not define[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
berkeleygirl360: Damn dude, are you a fitted sheet? Cuz you’re complicated as fuck and really hard to figure out, but I desperately need you on this fucking mattress.
unicorncola: So BHVR, where’s HIS limited time PJ skin?
anendoandfriendo: blackheart-biohazards: Oh no! Cars are the worst!! I always have so much anxiety about them! Right now HUNK and I are playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare (1, remake). We really want to play the new one and we’re[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh no! Cars are the worst!! I always have so much anxiety about them! Right now HUNK and I are playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare (1, remake). We really want to play the new one and we’re hoping to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine you’re alone listening to the song that reminds you the most of your F/O. No matter how bad you think your singing voice is, you sing along, all of your love and yearning for your F/O raw in your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“We want you, Soldier Girls, Soldier Girls” Pierce the impenetrable sky with light. “We want you, Soldier Girls, Soldier Girls” Pierce the city of rubble with hope. “We want you, Soldier Girls, Soldier Girls” There’s no turning back now. When[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
shyravenns: Sabretooth is just 😩😩😩
“I can fix him.” I can let him twist me into his image.
Sometimes I think about trying to get the talent together to wrangle proship Tumblr clone, the way AO3 started…
al-selfships: Today is December 24! Do you guys know what that means? Keep reading
Imagine your F/O surprising you with bitey kisses. They come up behind you suddenly and bite and kiss at your neck, or grab your wrist and kiss hungrily up the soft part of your arm.
Wesker and Heisenberg fluff. Extremely self indulgent
kawaii-pigeon: “my abuser used x!” “my abuser used y!” “my abuser-” Shut up and think about what you’re saying. You are saying your abuser abused you using something. Your ABUSER did that. Not whatever shiny sticker, fanfic, story or what[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cringe s/i / kintype art shitty doodle alert Xell let’s Griff hold the staff. (But he’s never far away anyway)
Been doodling since Tumblr doesn’t want to let me scroll. Have a dumb idiot sketch of Karl Heisenberg watching HUNK play Call of Duty.
Tumblr app is glitching, freezing and crashing so much it’s basically unusable right now Excuse me I want to post!!
Oh yeah, Seteth’s into some nasty shit lol. It’s a case of his PTSD leading to overprotectiveness, and overprotectiveness leading to authoritarianism.
moirailegiance: blackheart-biohazards: If I were immature and ridiculous I’d say “nu uh, your f/os are ashamed to be associated with antis.” Instead I’ll say: Way to go proship self shippers!! 📣 We are doing great and our f/os are cheering[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If I were immature and ridiculous I’d say “nu uh, your f/os are ashamed to be associated with antis.” Instead I’ll say: Way to go proship self shippers!! 📣 We are doing great and our f/os are cheering us on![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
bbugsy: you got this, jill !
meulinz: Reminder: Subreddits like FakeDisorderCringe are anti-system. There’s never going to be any system, to them, that isn’t faking. No matter what that system says or does. They’re never gonna believe any system.
I’m a little drunk on ginger whisky, and earlier we were watching the He Man and She Ra christmas special. and I just want to say speaking as an entity that was nominally created for nothing but destruction and nihilism:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ladydenkiart: which version do you prefer?
rwbwby: but seriously if you see someone call themselves “proship” and you think “this person is a pedophile” without any other context, this is your sign to log off of social media. there is still time. social media is an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Muahahahaha! just as keikaku
They’re so exhausting! But sometimes, on rare occasions, they’re productive!
LOL! they just can’t help themselves I guess! ask meme link
sanyawaffles950: coockie8: I’m pissed because we did not spend decades upon decades before the term proship was even a thing building fandom up into what it is today just for a bunch of entitled, snot nosed little shits to come[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
victis: assassination-city-fnf: [ID: black text on a white background which reads, “Post this and let your mutuals decide what you’re most known for.” End ID.]