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Archive for November, 2022
dotarari: Thank you so much! Hereโs my take on a Plagas Leon~ (Donโt worry, I love plagas Leon as well aslkejewm).
Ship that you didnโt expect to ship but now do: ๐ Cronus and Equius from Homestuck. It’s a long story. They’d be fantastic and also terrible for each other. Just a couple of gross, horny trolls.
This is gonna be controversial, but Northstar and Kyle Jinadu from Marvel comics. There’s no spice. Who even is Kyle? He has no personality. There’s no emotional center to the relationship, it just exists to get Northstar, one of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
prismatic-bell: bothwonderful-andstrange: chordsykat: tellmevarric: kyraneko: systlin: Seriously though, modern fandom, yโall need to remember that you can, like, ship multiple ships.ย Like I can ship two ships that are diametrically opposed, at the same time, because I like both ideas.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
msdonnatemplenoble-blog: Ship that you have as an OTP: ๐น Ship that youโre indifferent to: ๐ Ship that makes you sad: ๐ Ship that you find disgusting: ๐ฉ Ship that you find cute but donโt ship: โ Ship that you secretly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
aesthetictokinghost: “William, you’ve been staring off into space for a while now. What’s on your mind?” “I just…I can’t stop thinking about what would happen if we tied five different licker’s tongues together.” Wesker says nothing, just continues tapping at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
this-world-of-beautiful-monsters: taikeero-lecoredier: enigma2meagain: So, this is a particularly long post, but itโs an absolutely IMPORTANT ONE. PLEASE REBLOG! LIKING IS USELESS! In a particularly scummy move, the Kids Online Safety Act is going to be put into the must pass[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
proship-luigi: Antis: “Seeing triggering media can scar a person so badly they never, ever go on the internet again! You’ve robbed them of their only coping mechanism! You should feel awful for making somebody not want to come online any[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
drchucktingle: seems like a good day to repost this classic tingler since we are talkin on โwhat is art?โ POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLEโS EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
changed up our icon we’ll probably remove the text later in the week.
eternally caught between “his hubris is going to be the death of him” and “just let me watch that beautiful man fly close to the sun. I’m sure it’ll be fine this time.”
pacebone: in my humble opinion the definitive trait of the harleyberts et al is the mad scientist gene Keep reading
kawaii-pigeon: cattoru: โheโs a murdererโ to YOU. well to me too but i forgive him<3 He hasn’t murdered me so i dont see the problem ยฏ๏ผผ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
trees-waiting: when they say โyouโre hotโ but kafka said โyouโre the knife I turn inside myselfโ like do better
boyoutdated: imagine u and ur shipcest f/o finally holding, caressing, kissing eachother after a long day of being apart <3
glaceongirlsmile: reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please
kay-selfships: honestly if i got called a good girl by my f/os at least like once a day that would fix me i think
wordfather: its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean
neo-soulless: Letโs get to the root of the problem *swallows cock to the base*
insanitysilver: northstarfan: mrsackxrman: ao3commentoftheday: insanitysilver: I wish more fanartists would put their work on AO3. Just followed an artist who organizes their work by making a series for Fandom X, and within that, they have multi-chapter works for different ships[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your mad scientist F/O deciding to ‘improve’ your body in any way they saw fit. Maybe its for your own good, or maybe its just because they want to play with you. Either way, you have a lot of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
boyoutdated: villain f/o(s) that unshamely spoil you rotten with anything and everything in the universe.
ATTN antis: No one cares that you hate proshippers. Your posts about how much you hate people with disgusting icky ships that are badwrong are entirely performative. Oh! Look how moral and pure you are! Oh! hating people over fiction[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Was looking for images for a ship moodboard with Wesker, and I found more pics than I expected of his… signature move. Captain! <3
boyoutdated: yandere s/i who brainwashes their darling f/o(s) into committing murders for them or they wouldnโt get their special reward (which includes: head pats, an โi love youโ, a date, cuddles โ something mundane)
iholli: “oh no half the Rise team made tcest art” so has every other creative team for the franchise. So has every creative team for every piece of media ever (they just haven’t let you see it). It’s not that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
brovitranduila: You can find commissions info hereย (the prices here are written without the discount, with it they will be lower!) The discount also works for arts with your Oะกs, if they interact with someone from the games canon!
just-antithings: oh theyโve been doing that for a while No need to be “anti harassment” when you consider harassing people a perfectly justified and moral course of action, and assume that others do too. (Which is screwed up)
chandravess: i love hearing girlโs ugly laugh like yes bitch gimme that witch cackle @megaphonegirlk ๐
Anon, you should! A friend of Toko’s who is sadly no longer with us got us to finally engage with the community last year, and it has been a great experience for all of us. The self ship community, especially[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine sitting with your F/O on a park bench, early on a cold morning. The light is pale gold in the air, and the chill freezes your breath in the air, letting you watch the way that it mixes with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
redrobemerle: yeah yeah “character comes back wrong” and all that but instead consider. character comes back right. something went wrong and now they were missing something, sort of, and its not until they die and are brought back that theyre[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I see drama; I think about engaging in drama. I wait for one of my f/os to hold me back. I remember I’m the ethical willpower of the polycule and hold my damned self back. Damn. ๐
vykodlak: of course, the best part of any character’s corruption arc is their cool new outfit
๐ The fiction you write, the art you create, the ships you enjoy; none of them have to please anyone but yourself.
lambinarmor: I love the idea of s.t.a.r.s. Members and just anyone working at Rpd bringing locks to Jill and it just becomes a Thing like one day chris is coming in after buying a $200 padlock that was advertised as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
momma-vi: patchworktrash: PLAGA LEON BRAINROT These are old but I hope you all can enjoy them. I will definitely draw more of him like this @scariusaquariusLOOK ITS OUR FAVORITE BUGGY BOY <3
fleshinstinct: literally feels like i start a new resi game every week but im having fun
knacknics:
solidusgrilo: Jill has something new for Carlos…
philipreadart-blog: Shaking off the cobwebs with a sketch of Rebecca from Resident Evil!
vanabananaart: A little compilation of my old Leon Kennedy artworks! Can’t draw at all while working on my coursework, well but at least after that I will sacrifice everything to draw all ideas I came up with for this week!
Tumblr, it’s late so here’s the heads up we’re headed to bed. Peace.
bunchofbirdsinatrenchcoat: I like to think Donna usually reads a bit before bed.
We’ve tried to get into Genshin but we just can’t get into the game. Kinda hoping we’ll be able to get into the anime when it comes out. Have definitely heard fun things about Diluc and Kaeya. Bungou Stray Dogs[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
hyperborean-ice-fairy: dyscomancer: war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all hideo kojima
cat-boy-cunny: fyi: you can be fat and hairy and still be a pretty boy. Pretty boy shouldn’t only be for thin, hairless guys. Pretty boy is a damn mindset and you too can be a pretty boy.
Man, I get the whole being too shy to front/talk about your interests shit. I’ve been there. Send my good vibes to Hailey. Yandere trope is actually a sinister system staple. Toko and Harry both have greater or lesser shades[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
quotefeeling: โI want a bond so tight that even on bad terms u still run to me 1st.โ โ Unknown
It’s a very fun watch if you can stomach the american romcomness of it.
Excellent vibes, anon. Damn, first names are a thing that can feel so intimate. <3
theproshipboy: Remember to write whatever the hell you want. No matter how grotesque or weird it is, write it. You’ll regret not writing it.
climboutofhell: Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger
Hold on a sec, boss x employee anon. Please tell me you’ve seen The Proposal ๐
Oh damn oh no. That’s sexy, anon. I’m a sucker for getting bossed around by a tiny lady. ๐ 1980s women’s power suits. Knowing that your boss can completely trash your rep if she turns on you. Painting her nails[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man, I love boss x worker, and not just because one of my f/os is my boss :p Boss x worker has a different vibe than teacher x student. It can still be very coercive but there’s that adult edge[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It could be an angry proshipper but the fact that it’s got literally 3 posts on the brand new blog, and decided to make one of those three posts encouraging harassment makes me feel like it’s just plain bait.
Digging further into the latest drama– the “"proshipper”“ we’ve all been clowning on for encouraging harassment appears to be a troll/bait account. So basically it’s antis or other shit stirrers trying to bait proshippers into behaving like assholes. Pretty funny[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just got an extremely nasty “fake friendly” message from a terf in our inbox, about how terfs are supposedly superior proshippers and how trans people are inferior and disgusting. This anon used extremely gross and abusive language, and I won’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your F/O sitting down on your lap uninvited. They drape themselves over you, and throw an arm around your shoulders, stroking your face, and teasing your hair.
things-antis-say: when i was a kid, i listened to lady gaga sing, “when it’s love, if it’s not rough, it isn’t fun,” and i think that did irreparable damage to my ability to ship normal things
theparadiseislandsys: normalize treating antishippers the same way they treat us because they have no human decency so why should we? ๐ฅด Every other proshipper to you right now, op.
nicolodigenovas: the power of wearing a long ass coat. unmatchable
Oof the discourse and infighting is hot and heavy tonight, I see. C’mon. Don’t tell people to kill themselves. Don’t threaten or harass people. It makes you no better than them. Write some angry violent vent fic and get it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
dotarari: Thank you for requesting me! He’s plotting world domination, yes yes.
colubrina: You can like really weird, dark, fucked-up fictional shit without having been traumatized. You donโt need to justify your preferences in fiction by saying itโs therapeutic.ย 1) itโs no oneโs business what demons you carry around in your head,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
๐ Red Apple: I like your blog and your personality! ๐ Grapes: I wish we were better friends!ย ๐ Pineapple: We never talk, but I care about you! Come and say that to my face, anon! /Lh Seriously, feel free[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes you’re in a strong enough shift that catching your body’s reflection in the mirror is disorienting and almost physically painful.
We apple and banana you too, pidove ๐ซถ
martysimone: Paul Seville – Spiked Horsetail Cincher | Steph Aman – Long Mistress Gown
soberscientistlife: ~Stephen King
๐ Red Apple: I like your blog and your personality!ย ๐ Banana: Youโre fun to talk to! ๐ Melon: I love your sense of humor Hot damn. Feeling the love in this chili’s tonight. Right back at ya! <3
soapygrenade: Chris got the mad dunks on Wesker. No time to hide the rock he found in snow tho :V If this has been drawn before me sorry!
sleepyttea: I love Jill so much, she’s perfect ๐ฅฒ
midnoob: Devil on your shoulder ๐โค Based on @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington ’s devil/angel au!
God damn, everyone’s being so nice today, how’s a guy supposed to angst and brood under these conditions? /Jk Happy to have you as a mutual too!
Does the ask have to be in anon?Because. Like. ๐๐๐๐.Banana Banana Banana Banana. You& seem fun to discuss shit with. From the few time’s we’ve talked witb y’all.And you also have similar coffee creamer tastes to us which we absolutely remember lol.
๐ Banana: Youโre fun to talk to! Aw man, I donno if I’m as fun as all that but I’m glad you think so. You’re fun too, and me and the others love seeing you in our notes. Hell yeah[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
๐ Red Apple: I like your blog and your personality!ย ๐ Pear: I wish you knew I existedโฆ Well shit, now we know, huh? ๐ followed you back
๐ Melon: I love your sense of humor ๐ Red Apple: I like your blog and your personality!ย Same with us to you, Goldie <3
๐ Red Apple: I like your blog and your personality!ย ๐ Tangerine: I prefer what you post more than what you reblog Lol, thanks and fair anon!
We’re not a huge fan of it, but we wouldn’t unfollow somebody over it, or blame them for it. A death threat message is targeted violence against the person it’s sent to. I can’t blame someone for responding violently against[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
๐ Red Apple: I like your blog and your personality!ย Aw man, thanks anon! <3
I gotta agree. If we agree that antis shouldn’t be making “jokes” about violence against proshippers, then there’s no way in hell we can be okay with jokes about violence against antis without being massive fucking hypocrites.
awkward-aro-ace-princess-76: I love villains that are the reverse of the idea that the absence of love makes you evil. Villains that love to the point of paranoia and obsession. Villains whose love for someone corrupts them. Love being used for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
roseseafoam: ๐ Green Apple: I like your personality more than your blog!๐ Red Apple: I like your blog and your personality!ย ๐ Banana: Youโre fun to talk to!๐ Cherries: I think youโre hot!๐ฅฅ Coconut: I like your taste in music!๐ Eggplant:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Damn anon, are you me? I was just thinking about this the other day. You’re feverish, exhausted and disoriented. You can’t do anything but lay there while they do what they want with you. Maybe your F/O teases you by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
itsfeedingtimeboys: Listen I can’t explain I feel like it speaks for itself
headspace-hotel: whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK C- Does it have Creatures? O- Does it Offend the church? C-Is it Completely unhinged? K- Does it Kick ass?
life-through-my-eyess: Reblog if you wouldnโt mind some curious anons right nowโฃ๏ธ๐คซ
knifeforsale: VINTAGE ROBESON POCKET KNIFE | LISTING
viridian-forest-collective: I love clambering onto my bed on all fours like a beast of some kind and plopping down like nothing happened. Its such a fun shift thing yknow??