Antis assign different moral weights to wanting to fuck these three characters and it’s absurd. Fanning ourselves over Shere Khan, Shere Khan in a suit, and technically not Shere Khan.
Archive for January, 2023
Oh yes there is one where he turns out to be a lovecraftian abomination! So not a dog at all. If you want to fuck Scooby you’re a monsterfucker 😉
Yep. Up until The Voltron Discourse, and The Reylo Discourse after it, spicy ships were the norm. That’s because conflict is the core of good storytelling, and good storytelling is the key to an appealing ship.
No no. Scooby Doo is indistinguishable from a real dog in every detail and aspect. Obviously. You must be blind.
They really would not have survived the experience! These children have never even heard of the “pains” series. They’ve never been on DeviantArt and seen whole accounts dedicated to editing pictures of cartoon women to look more like the Grinch.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
proudfreakselfshipper: blackheart-biohazards: Oh but Scar has so much more DIGNITY than Scooby Doo, don’t you see? Clearly the difference is the British accent. It’s okay to want to fuck British cartoon animals, but not silly cartoon animals from Minnesota. You[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We have seriously contemplated it before. And we very well may do it once we are in a better financial position! The drawback is of course being harassed of it, but we already get harassed “on the regular” so really[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
the-manwich-horror: sahtein: the-manwich-horror: sahtein: jestersdiscourse: sahtein: blackheart-biohazards: inneskeeper: sahtein: inneskeeper: sethprotector: inneskeeper: “I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo” yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Uh oh! We’d better keep you away from the PetSmart rodent department before you decide to fuck a real hedgehog!!!! 🤣
“I saw Goofy Proctor with the devil in the Scooby Doo AO3 tags.”
Now this is very important my friend: Which version of Garfield, and did he have a British accent?
Oh but Scar has so much more DIGNITY than Scooby Doo, don’t you see? Clearly the difference is the British accent. It’s okay to want to fuck British cartoon animals, but not silly cartoon animals from Minnesota.
inneskeeper: I think the only valid addition to the discourse was how wanting to ship Scooby-Doo with Shaggy isn’t problematic because of a bestiality angle, but it IS problematic because Scooby-Doo is Shaggy’s pet and therefore the power imbalance is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
He’s still a drawing. Please try not to get a paper cut if you make the attempt. Being attracted to dog Scooby and humansona Scooby are ethically equal.
Imagine genuinely thinking that a person being hypothetically attracted to a fictional character portrayed as a drawing of a dog meant that the same person was certainly interested in physical sexual congress with a real, actual living canine. Last I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t bully people and pretend it makes you morally superior. You harass proshippers because it’s no longer socially acceptable to put together cringe compilations of autistic amateur artists who draw themselves kissing Disney’s Genie.
blurrymango: blackheart-biohazards: sahtein: blackheart-biohazards: inneskeeper: sahtein: inneskeeper: sethprotector: inneskeeper: “I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo” yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tumblr arguments really are like having the world’s most rapid fire passive aggressive newspaper editorial exchange. One used to have to wait whole days or weeks to get anon hate from “Concerned Parent in Missouri’. Now it takes seconds.
inneskeeper: sahtein: inneskeeper: sahtein: inneskeeper: sethprotector: inneskeeper: “I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo” yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist to say[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
sahtein: blackheart-biohazards: inneskeeper: sahtein: inneskeeper: sethprotector: inneskeeper: “I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo” yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist to say[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
sahtein: blackheart-biohazards: inneskeeper: sahtein: inneskeeper: sethprotector: inneskeeper: “I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo” yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist to say[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
melonberryshake: blackheart-biohazards: The irony is thick on the ground, isn’t it? I just like pastel colors and soft things. It’s a shame so many blogs with aesrhetics similar to mine are so…like that. It absolutely is a shame! A lot[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
inneskeeper: sahtein: inneskeeper: sethprotector: inneskeeper: “I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo” yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist to say you have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
anti-anti-otonokoji-twins: antis are nuts bro (#3 is literally just projection too lmao) This is unhinged.
Have some blinkies I whipped up. Feel free to use them any way you like.
Please feel free to use our carrd to help you make your own! We were privileged to learn html and site design largely from neopets sites and fansites in the early 2000s, so we are more than happy to share[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shipcest fans who ship for fun: You are wonderful, valid and amazing. Shipcest fans who ship to come with the abuse by, isolation from, or loss of your own family: You are wonderful, valid and amazing. You are not broken.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
xiaoguiwang: xiaoguiwang: xiaoguiwang: some of you have never been bullied and it shows this isn’t a call to bully anyone btw like if youve never been bullied good for you! i hope you’ll never experience it bc it is truly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
auroraanorth: why are my two favorite tropes “seemingly powerful and dominating guy turns out to be kind of pathetic” and “silly goofball of a man turns out to be terrifyingly powerful”
theminecraftbee: theminecraftbee: one of my favorite stupid things to do in fanfic is to throw two characters together who literally never interact. and then give them an entire, fleshed-out relationship dynamic that exists nowhere but my own head. yes they’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
colinarcartperson: Please indulge me, in between commissions I would like to draw some cute clowns. This is the first one inspired my “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend”
tdutchartist: A very merry happy gtavfest to @despitethecold !! I have been your secret Santa all along, here with your present! I hope you have a fantastic holiday and a beautiful 2023
LOL somebody reported my shipcest themed abuse coping post and got it kicked out of the tags. Charming AND thoughtful.
I wish we couldn’t basically say the same thing, anon. Sending you love and fond thoughts. We’re all in this together. And if you don’t mind a silly meme:
elfbar-baby: .・゜-: ✧ :- Text Dividers -: ✧ :-゜・. feel free to use, just reblog or like pls! ♡
kounter-kulture: The work of Ed Fairburn
Imagine being at a fancy party with your F/O. The both of you are dressed up in lovely or handsome party outfits and all around you are a buzz of glamorous people all chatting and trying to impress one another.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
epidoted-blog: psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Good afternoon, dears, I’m afraid you’re stuck with me for a while. ^^ –💀🎂
frostkittensfanfiction: blackheart-biohazards: “as long as you aren’t a weirdo.” antis say: just don’t be weird. antis say: as long as you aren’t abnormal. antis say: as long as you conform to my expectations. antis say: as long as you conform[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
dead-pidove-do-not-eat: blackheart-biohazards: dead-pidove-do-not-eat: A lot of the criticisms that antis hail at fanfic writers are the same misogynistic, bad faith criticisms that have been hailed at romance authors since the 70′s, except that they coat that shit in academic language[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
dead-pidove-do-not-eat: A lot of the criticisms that antis hail at fanfic writers are the same misogynistic, bad faith criticisms that have been hailed at romance authors since the 70′s, except that they coat that shit in academic language to make[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“as long as you aren’t a weirdo.” antis say: just don’t be weird. antis say: as long as you aren’t abnormal. antis say: as long as you conform to my expectations. antis say: as long as you conform to society[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
bestnoncannonship: tyrantisterror: Just came across an episode of the 60′s Addams Family TV show where the Addamses take in a greaser motorcycle punk and, as you would expect, are absolutely delighted to have him as a houseguest. And, like, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheart-biohazards: Some People Have Real Problems Harry Osborn can’t sleep. He gets advice from his dad. Cw: mental Ilness, angst, insomnia Keep reading
Proship self shippers are amazing! Let’s keep filling our community with love, kindness positivity, warmth, and joy! 💖💞💕
pump4rd: Haha, I played silly bird game (Click to see more versions) Keep reading
Proshippers are the ones with normal attitudes toward fiction. I don’t know how to explain to antis that they are not normal for getting themselves all twisted up and panicked about the moral lives of, and harm done to, fictional[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t know how to tell you that this is a really fucked up thing to post. Url preserved so you can block this person.
cleruuuuu: guess who’s back lmao I’ll be reuploading stuff from this year (and maybe last) twice a day starting today!
cuirider: For the “FE Antagonist Ladies” zine that supports the Astrea Foundation, I drew this piece titled “The Flames of Loyalty” ft. Catherine because sometimes extreme loyalty burns others (& yourself too)… I’d like to imagine Catherine having some flashback[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
art-bloob: I have nothing to say,,,
actuallyswiper: went back and redid a piece I did back in 2020 and hot damn I’ve come a long way since then, cant say I’m a fan of looking at my old stuff but seeing the improvement I’ve made really[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
cattyning: Floral Portrait Comm belongs to @//Alcatrazz! Thank you for your patience!!
7clubs: ALT first class 🏹🌟 aka “maybe i won’t go too ham rendering this time” (i go slightly more ham than i expected) sketch under cut because i love how it looks too [ leave a tip / commissions /[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
acerunaway: sebbie all grown up and with some gender vibes going on <3
sluggybasson107: [Image Description: A digital sketch of Mimi as a fairy. She sits on a rock as she looks downwards, resting her hands in her lap. Mimi’s outfit is similar to Lilimon’s, with her wearing green leaves as a dress[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
pan-kuzu: Happy Holidays!!
Can you sketch Jill valentine in the cool stars uniform with the Beret. I think that would be slay ✨
skystarsdrawing: Oh there she is!! My wife!! This was fun to do, especially since I’ve never drawn this Jill before 🥰🥰
illunisdimitrivee: Alcina as CEO
prettyboykatsuki: prettyboykatsuki: i always mean it when i say i love you btw ‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
corpsemo: wish the web was still as trashy as during the angelfire.com and myspace era
elytrians: elytrians: elytrians: “what the fuck is your problem?” (compliment) “are you sick in the head or something?” (flirtatious) “fucking freak” (affectionate)
bpdcrybaby213: Sometimes I act crazy (and yes it will happen again) a novel by me
deirdreskye: Tumblr post from the 19th century: I love you laudanum I love you opium I love you coca I love you absinthe
dingdongyouarewrong: dingdongyouarewrong: just remembered when I made a post about preferring lovers to enemies stories over enemies to lovers and someone in the replies told me this was problematic because clearly I had never experienced the horrors of having parents[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
olreid: olreid: olreid: can tell im about to start listening to the mountain goats again which is how you know im experiencing a real low point i read an article about tmg probably over a decade ago now but i[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some People Have Real Problems Harry Osborn can’t sleep. He gets advice from his dad. Cw: mental Ilness, angst, insomnia Harry couldn’t sleep. He didn’t know why. He’d gone to bed late, feeling shaky and half exhausted as usual, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In our “lay in bed and be mentally ill” era, I see.
few3hd: Jeritza Expedition Dialogue Being invited on an Expedition, Observing Face, Hair, & Body, and returning to camp A Support
megaphonegirlk: 🍁 – How did your f/o and s/i meet? >///> Alexei here. I’m going to talk about Hook. Tenille , the neverland mermaid with a deep curiosity about humans and a lack of boundaries, first met Captain Jas Hook[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🫡 😉 pleasure to be of service. –😼🔪
megaphonegirlk: Meow. 🙂 I love him, your honor.
goldie90: Villain f/o image under the cut Keep reading
Knife play imagine for self shippers with killer / yandere / villainous f/os. You register a presence behind you just a moment too late to react, and suddenly there’s a blade pressed to your throat. Your F/O puts their free[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
leafboy-the-great: Reblog if you’re a filthy queer degenerate
marshemillowart: Noir Quirrel Ok so I saw this prompt from @blackheart-biohazards and this picture came so vividly into my head, so I drew it. And hey, my first drawing marked with the new year! Just imagine smooth jazz playing in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You see gifs of me. You believe I am cool. The deception is working perfectly. 😼
ngl I wish we got antis in our inbox.Mainly so Joey can sicc Aubrey at them.I literally got Aubrey to help mod the blog by saying “yo wanna get mad at idiots?” and now we have Aubrey on the team.-Omor from @antiproshipping
I guess it’s the “ a watched pot never boils” scenario! Anon hate only happens when you’re not prepared for it XD
princesstoxicbutterfly-deactiva: Omg thank you 💕💝❣️♥️ you’re so nice ❣️💝🌺💗💗💗🌸🌸🌺💕💝❣️ I really appreciate it 🙂💗💕🌺🌸
antiproshipping: blackheart-biohazards: princesstoxicbutterfly-deactiva: Lol I’m not scum or sick I’m awesome lol “sick” anon has been busy lately. Pretty sure this is the same anti who has been in a few of our proship neighborhood inboxes. I never get antis[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’re doing well! It’s a kind of blendy night tonight, me (😼🔪) and 🔫🦢 hanging out at the front, playing MGS with @megaphonegirlk ’s Mukuro and Big Boss <3 Kind of a quiet (pleasant) night, honestly.
princesstoxicbutterfly-deactiva: Lol I’m not scum or sick I’m awesome lol “sick” anon has been busy lately. Pretty sure this is the same anti who has been in a few of our proship neighborhood inboxes.
antiproshipping: Antis: Antis aka Normal People Actual normal people: *concerned and disgusted at antis* But its the Antis that are NormalTM /sarcasm
drbdayzine: Kill the cake, the lights, and the presents. What Mukuro really wants is a trip to the arcade, playing her favourite shooter games, and eating…food. Any food will do. And just maybe, being with her friends too. 🔪Happy Birthday[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
sweetsnidle: happy chrismukuro (and merry junkmas)
faeofstars: Happy birthday, Mukuro!! I had the pleasure of creating this piece for the I Am Mukuro! zine. It is based on a scene in Danganronpa IF that lives in my head rent free. I really pushed myself outta my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I lowkey get Bad Vibes from people who are like “be critical about your interests!!” “I dont trust fans of x that arent critical!!”Like How Would You Know and Why Do You Care-Aubrey from @antiproshipping
antiproshipping: blackheart-biohazards: antiproshipping: blackheart-biohazards: Right? it always seems like “be critical of your interests” is code for “you’re not allowed to have fun”. It also feels super performative. Like jesus christ nobody should care. And the fact that people who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I lowkey get Bad Vibes from people who are like “be critical about your interests!!” “I dont trust fans of x that arent critical!!”Like How Would You Know and Why Do You Care-Aubrey from @antiproshipping
antiproshipping: blackheart-biohazards: Right? it always seems like “be critical of your interests” is code for “you’re not allowed to have fun”. It also feels super performative. Like jesus christ nobody should care. And the fact that people who say it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…