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Archive for January, 2023
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stevenrogered: my advice for 2023: there are a lot of miserable people on the internet who are going to try to suck the joy out of everything you like. don’t let them.
cikero: cikero: I be sleeping in the master chief position
prontaentrega: wishing everyone a 2023 full of nasty & weird transgender sex
blackheart-biohazards: Proshippers, in 2023 let’s continue to pursue our dedication to: Kindness: treating others with the gentleness we’d like to be treated, rather than stooping to the level of our opponents. Justice: defending the rights of our fiction creators to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
joeyclaire: wait ok now i’m curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now
dead-pidove-do-not-eat: Because fuck you that’s why. Warnings for uh alcohol, and Wesker being kinda creepy as Rebecca dozes in his lap. If this sound’s like it’ll bother you, don’t read and maybe do us all a favour and block me![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
anti-anti-otonokoji-twins: she said ‘die’ to my face 🥴 Yet another piece of evidence that antis genuinely don’t understand the difference between fiction and reality. A threat is not a piece of fiction. It is psychological violence against a person.
hellmasterphibrizo: blackheart-biohazards: hellmasterphibrizo: blackheart-biohazards: hellmasterphibrizo: blackheart-biohazards: 🤷 *coughs loudly* Who needs therapy??? Why is phibrizzo here? /lh /gen Iirc you once mentioned that was your Phibby’s past life yeah? 😀 (one of) oh! Yes we forgot we mentioned that to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
hellmasterphibrizo: blackheart-biohazards: hellmasterphibrizo: blackheart-biohazards: 🤷 *coughs loudly* Who needs therapy??? Why is phibrizzo here? /lh /gen Iirc you once mentioned that was your Phibby’s past life yeah? 😀 (one of) oh! Yes we forgot we mentioned that to you (or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
hellmasterphibrizo: blackheart-biohazards: 🤷 *coughs loudly* Who needs therapy??? Why is phibrizzo here? /lh /gen
mcmadmissile: I like werewolves a normal amount.
My husband!! ♥️ (😼🔪)
He sure exists! Heheh. Small.
Tony FUCKING stark 🤣🤣🤬
😼🔪 &💪🔫 answering.
chronicfandombrain: Uh so I made a character bingo if anyone wants to try it (:
Anon, that’s really interesting. I’m not sure whether that’s a normal way or dreaming or not. We had an ex boyfriend who apparently almost never dreamed at all. We have different kinds of dreaming depending on who goes to sleep[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
starseverance: cezaryteawitch: marshemillow: dxmedstudent: This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine the intimacy of tending your f/o’s wounds, and them tending yours. The two of you are together at your lowest, rough, raw and exhausted, covered in mud, and bruises and blood. And you hold each other, and care for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Haha! Someone else said it looks like Godzilla, and I agree with you both 💕 You’re too kind, anon.
flirtingxwithxphantoms: Imagine: Patching your f/o up after adventuring together. Even through wincing and pain, your presence is appreciated ✨️
just-antithings: … you can’t report someone for violating your dni, that’s not against the terms of service. and making a dni isn’t curating your online experience, it’s demanding that other people do it for you
ryo-creampuff: hey alexa, play animal I have become by three days grace
sosik-heh: I drew a greeting in the ask :>Re4Leon: Gosh…Re6Leon: Careful, Leon, is a skinhead from behind!Re2Leon: Fuck
The answer is complicated: basically it used to be hard, but now it’s generally really easy. So here’s the long, system lore answer. To begin with, we were awake and active as a plural system before the fictionkin community was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
dead-pidove-do-not-eat: Killing the part that cringes rather than the cringy part of yourself also means allowing yourself to “be bad” at your hobbies, even if it’s just for a little bit. Write even if it reminds you of of those “I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Most shippable is a tie between Big Boss and Revolver Ocelot. There are so many options for both of them. BB because everyone wants him, and Ocelot because he’s a slut who doesn’t bother to separate romantic and platonic affection.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheart-biohazards: You should send us prompts for f/o imagines. Villain, shipcest, age gap, yandere… anything really. Thank you guys for all the great prompts! We are keeping them in our inbox and will be taking inspiration from them slowly over[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For self shippers whose f/os are planning for or advocate the destruction of humanity: Your f/o loves you, and nothing will ever change that. To them you are the one shining diamond in a sea of glass, perhaps the only[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?* Not hated, but we had never previously considered Wesker and Claire before seeing some neat fanart for it, and now we’re kinda into it What is the one thing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?* We don’t like the way the ship for Phoenix and Edgeworth is commonly written, and it absolutely ruined the pairing for us for more than a decade. We have come around to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“ideology that advocates” f/o prompt anon!! Change of heart? F/o considers you an exception? Or f/o will make you into an exception? I can do any one or all three. We love and relate to this one so please let[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
3. Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? Back when Fire Emblem Three Houses came out we ended up having to unfollow some people, not for their opinions on the in-game politics but for the uncivil way they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
aitu: hey sorry your boyfriend entered the public domain. yeah no exclusive intellectual property rights apply to him anymore. yeah no one needs permission to use him in their published works. yeah people are publishing books about him being in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
lizardsfromspace: Sherlock Holmes looked up from his book. “My dear Watson, the only thing I love more than respecting women and having feelings is being in a gay triad with you and Winnie the Pooh. Let’s hook up with the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
witchrenna: storyboard ocelots from mgs3 snake eater: the countdown
genderkoolaid: i’m a strong believer in the idea that we need to extend our compassion not just to the people easiest to sympathize with but with the lowest, strangest, most unnerving people in our society. compassion is pointless if its[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
gsut: What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?* Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?* Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine working in your villainous F/Os service. You return from a difficult task they set you on, exhausted, maybe even wounded, but victorious. They let you approach them, and they put a hand on your head, stroking you gently. They[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ahdjcjebdhdjsndhcif: A concerning amount of people seem to ship Larry and me. Some even go as far as writing fanfiction of us or even drawing “fanart” (🌽/🟧⬛) of us. you proshippers need to go turn of your devices, go outside[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
insert-chaotic-enby-name: softgrlfriend: that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets
alloattorney: terrible twins
soukeyed: happy new yearrr have a metal gear women dump <3
things-antis-say: @blackheart-biohazards FJFHRUWAK I’M CRYING Holy shit, I’m dying???
keepcalmandcarriefischer: zackisontumblr: pseudologla: zackisontumblr: i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days What’s an iPod? been on tumblr so long my text post is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your masked F/O showing affection to you by clasping your hands, and pressing their forehead gently against yours.
Posted one! Great prompt! Thank you!
Yandere self shippers with darling f/os: Imagine that you have finally managed to kidnap your f/o. Your heart swells, and you feel almost dizzy with love and relief, finally having them with you. And they aren’t going anywhere. Not after[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
powrightinthekisser: This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you 🙏🏾💰💵
things-antis-say: my apologies. i will correct my most grievous error Acceptable– but you’re on thin ice!
You should send us prompts for f/o imagines. Villain, shipcest, age gap, yandere… anything really.
r2y9s: [the great ace attorney] あけおめ！ことよろ！ happy new year!
r4bbitdragon: as much as i like herlock sholmes as is. capcom would be the funniest bitches in the world if they dropped a patch that just changed his name to sherlock holmes now
midnigtartist: First drawing of 2023 Happy New Years everyone!!
mewtwo365: WOO SHERLOCK PUBLIC DOMAIN JANUARY 1ST 2023!!!! Herlock Sholmes can now legally change his name Hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME 2023!
love being accused of being a pedo when being around children actively gives me panic attacks.
goldie90: Because I just had to see it on the dash again today: I think it´s actually pretty funny when antis use their “You´re an adult” argument. Like yes person who´s probably half my age, that´s why I´ve got better[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheart-biohazards: This is Rukkah. We made him by hand 13 years ago, as of the 3rd. He’s all felt and cotton, hand sewn. The kid that’s going through my toys pulled him out and honestly she can play with just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is Rukkah. We made him by hand 13 years ago, as of the 3rd. He’s all felt and cotton, hand sewn.
Oh god, there is a child in my bedroom, playing with my toys and I’m fighting off being really jealous and possessive. ^^;;;;;
At Wendy’s wedding in Kensington Garden, Captain James Hook attends. After the ceremony, he corners the handsome young groom alone with a cigar, and a wedding gift. Surprised– but certainly unwilling to be rude– the groom opens the box to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
dead-pidove-do-not-eat: New years has passed but since I got way too drunk last night… Imagine your F/O taking care of you while you’re drunk. They run their fingers through your hair, and rub your shoulder making sure that you’re okay[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ll drink to that! Cheers, my beloved friend! 🥂💖 Happy new year!!
blackheart-biohazards: Proshippers, in 2023 let’s continue to pursue our dedication to: Kindness: treating others with the gentleness we’d like to be treated, rather than stooping to the level of our opponents. Justice: defending the rights of our fiction creators to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Anon, I do support love, and kindness, and peace. That’s what being proship is all about. Writing fiction and drawing pictures hurts no one. And yet you, and antis who harass people, go around committing actual real emotional and psychological[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
fromfiction: I hate to say this but I think that the way the kin community uses the term ‘source’ these days likely IS strongly influenced by it’s use in the plural community. In the old days on livejournal and early[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
rosymaplemoth: はこふぐ08 | 「誰ですか」
pukeycat-old: it’s tough to have a crush on you
pukeycat-old: i have a lot of feelings for this pairing guys
echoeblo: @limes-and-kiwis made this edit yEARS ago
queen-of-bel: Okay I just finished Shadow Maze and I’m going to pull some of my fave quotes from it: “If daddy hadn’t pulled me out when he came to visit Mai’s place, I’d still be in that dark place. Daddy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Anon, it is possible to be plural without having DID or OSDD. DID and OSDD are disorders that cause plurality, but they are not the only causes of plurality, it can stem from many different sources, both psychological and spiritual.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🍂 –no longer using DA I forgot. And by the time I remembered? I had forgotten the names of both the comic and Vanessa so I couldn’t even google for it. So to just… randomly find it because I checked[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
theowlseye: Not to woobify the inventor of the war economy but maybe Kaz really just wanted to be loved at the end of the day
Happy new year all! Good night!
rerengy: Happy New Year and Happy Hajime’s Day everyone 🧡🧡🧡
scribbleshark: joeyclaire: i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Proshippers, in 2023 let’s continue to pursue our dedication to: Kindness: treating others with the gentleness we’d like to be treated, rather than stooping to the level of our opponents. Justice: defending the rights of our fiction creators to not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
♥️🥰💞 same to you!! Happy new year!
drchucktingle: another year, another chance to prove love is real
mulderscully: some things aren’t even headcanons they’re just divine visions and u have no choice but to accept them
tragicfaggots: why are you as a man wearing a suit? so other men can pull on your tie to bring you in for a kiss? so you can take off your jacket and loosen your tie and unbutton your shirt[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
proship-writing-prompts: Write about a student whose social life is the worst it’s ever been because of his bullies, but at least his homeroom teacher is hot enough to make his days easier.
rabbitrah: 2023 1. BECOME 50% MORE GOTH 2. HANG OUT WITH FREAKS 3. ABANDON THE FEAR OF LOOKING STUPID
wiltkingart: tactical laces