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No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know | 💪🔫 the rest of the system can mostly take it leave it but I’m. A big[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s really relatable, and we think of you fondly 🍉🍄 anon. 🤝
Anon you’re melting my heart ❤️ Ask game link
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little proshitter? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the youth ministry, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on proshit discords, and I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“funny thing about a proshitters”
owlmylove: maybe if you take a hot shower. cook something. eat a little soup. feel a little sunshine. make something with your hands—it doesn’t have to be big. maybe if you stretch your body and draw a silly little picture[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Now I want a full polystars prohibition era noir AU where Wesker is the son of a powerful mafia bootlegger, and he keeps trying to go straight but keeps getting forced back into helping the family.
🃏 Do F/O or S/I play any games? Poker? Blackjack? Pool? Darts? Oh no anon, you hit on it. The captain adores games of skill. He’s a poker shark, and fantastic at pool and darts. Now I’m imagining him giving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheart-biohazards: Self ship prohibition/noir era AU Asks Get emoji asks in your inbox, or answer any questions you feel like. 🔫 Are F/O and S/I lawmen or crooks, or something else? Are they on the same side? 👔 What are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🚗 Between F/O and S/I– who’s driving and who’s firing shots out the window? The captain drives, and I’ve got the tommy gun. The song during the chase scene HAS to be Lone Digger by Caravan Palace. I know I’m[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m gonna steal one of my buddy Madge’s favorite songs and say “Your Heart is as Black as Night.” Imagine me in a smokey bar, cigarette in one hand and old-style mic in the other hand, singing this one while[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Chris (💪🔫) here, inventing a prohibition era AU for me and the captain. He’s in a sharp, custom tailored suit, and a long, classic black trench coat and high boots. I’m in a considerably more rumpled suit, tie half untied,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
comfortfoodcontent: Resident Evil 1 preview article from Computer and Video Games Magazine #173 I love that they call Jill “Gill Valentine” here
I don’t think I (💪🔫) answered any of these yet, so, these are re: the captain… 2. What is your favourite sex position with your f/o? Pretty much any position where he can hold me down… >_> 9. If you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
hospitaliers: hospitaliers: What doesn’t kill me gives me kinks that are difficult to explain Damn dude at least give me a vowel
supreme-leader-stoat: doityourselfbombs: what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together what if we continued the cycle of violence. and got brunch together.
glittergroovy: Ptolemaea • Ethel Cain
Anon you are extremely correct. (context link)
Glad it made sense! Mine– Chris’ (💪🔫)– is pretty simple. I’m almost always a big strong guy (Chris, Equius, Reiji, Balthus…) and I like guns ^^;; The captain’s 🌀😎… 🌀 Represents his nature of stormy chaos, specifically relating to his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your F/O letting you sit on your lap, their hands on your inner thighs. You feel breathless and warm as you arch against their body, unable to keep yourself from grinding a little on their hips, desperate and needy.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Always sad when you wanna reblog an imagine and there’s a hidden ‘proship dni’ in the tags. v_v guess I’ll write my own instead of boosting yours.
wordscanbeenough: “I am tired, / I can’t mourn anymore / the loss of what I never asked for / and never understood.” — Franz Wright, from “The Disappearing”, Earlier Poems
Oh, hey! 👍 What’s up, bud?
galgorithm: Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
kradeelav: big evil men in nice shiny boots being wrecked by tentacles is a trope that needs to happen more >:)
Chris (💪🔫) here answering about the captain as usual. 🍩 What’s your F/Os favorite type of donut? He likes cinnamon rolls or classic glazed. 👺 Cryptid AU! Make up a spooky rumor that would circulate about your F/O if they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Chris (💪🔫) here. The captain is 100% too controlled to say anything subconsciously, though he loves dirty talk and borderline roleplay. Karl on the other hand… I know I haven’t talked about him as an F/O so much yet but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
theshitpostcalligrapher: req’d by @werewylf its giving ‘calling the teacher mom’ but CONSIDERABLY worse energy text: captain? ….. daddy?
justicecaballer: it runs in the family 🤗
📢 Moral and immoral are not immutable qualities everyone agrees on. 📢 You are not obligated to listen to people who tell you that the fiction you enjoy carries moral weight. 📢 Trying to dictate what type of fiction is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
starplatinumnun: i can’t fix him but i can be his narrative foil and challenge him in every way possible, occupying his every waking thought
bi-lil-guy: Like Yea He’d Absolutely Despise Me, But That’s What Enemies To Lovers Is For
sheepdippedmax: krinkshame: sheepdippedmax: krinkshame: gonna go start bar fights so I can get a cool facial scar This one time we filled a glass forty bottle with gasoline and threw it in the bon fire. It exploded into my face[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
bepo-goodbye: im a villain apologist but not as in an excuse maker. no im a villain apologist like a guy who awkwardly apologizes every time they commit a crime. like i watch my beloved kill a man and i apologize[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Chris here, answering re: captain wes/ker. 🥳 How does your F/O react to having ‘Happy Birthday’s sung to them in public? Big smile while everyone is singing, is very polite and nice about it. But when (not if) he finds[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We might not be the best people to ask, because we actually avoid those kind of events. Specifically because our f/os are all either in-system or in our partner system it’s weird and uncomfortable for us to have people writing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
😼 Your F/O is now a furry. What species of hybrid are they? If they’re already a furry, pick a different species for them. Absolutely a Siberian Tiger. Ask game link
redwingedwolves: Hey! Reblog this with an image of your f/o(2 max) and I will assign them a Christmas Tree ornament! Do Wesker for us? ❤️
blackheart-biohazards: Imagine an animated musical style villain song between you and your villainous F/O, with all the style and flair you deserve. For the record: Me (😼🔪) and Wesker– a lounge jazz/swing dance inspired number called Paint the Town Red[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Final thought for the night–. Why do people seem to hate first person POV in fanfic so much? It’s a pretty normal pov to write from in published mass market fiction. Anyway, headin’ to bed. Love ya’ll. –chris
Hey dove, it’s Chris (💪🔫) answering about the captain. I would call him surprisingly cuddly. Like obviously not the world’s cuddliest or anything, but he actually loves body to body contact and never wants to leap out of bed the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The captain likes it for as he says ‘ease of access’, since we had a shower room in the building when we worked together, and because it ‘erases it’s own evidence’. I like it too, especially when he surprises me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Answering for me (💪🔫) and captain wes/ker. 12. Is there anything about your f/o that stands out sexually? 12 I already answered, but I’ll also say that the captain has almost no body hair. 19. Are there any specific things[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1. Is your f/o loud or quiet during sex? He’s really quiet. Not like, silent, but enough to be noticable. He really never gets above a low breath unless it’s dirty talk/commanding. 4. Does your f/o prefer to be a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
selfshippingafterdark: nsfw selfship questions Send me an f/o of mine and a number and i’ll answer! 1. Is your f/o loud or quiet during sex? 2. What is your favourite sex position with your f/o? 3. Do you fantasize about[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your rival or villainous F/O grabbing you by the hair and pulling you up to face them. You’re expecting them to hurt you, but instead they pull you into a rough kiss.
Hey hey. Doing p good. Watching Jill finish playing the end of REmake and screwing around online. Tomorrow’s a job interview and a family dinner. Hope your edits are going well and your tv updates soon.
He ripped my chest open and held my beating heart in his hand. Then he replaced it with something worse. I am so in love with him.
taxidermychrist: my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there
Unless the drawing was photorealistic, it more than likely was not illegal under US law. I just double checked, and yes, shadman was arrested. For assault with a deadly weapon, not for drawing gross or fucked up cartoons in bad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
glitter-and-gasoline-deactivate: Obligatory OTP Asks I’ve decided to make my own because I’m running out of OTP ask games but I never get bored of them. inspired by this mega post. None are exact copies (that I’m aware of) but in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine giving your F/O a back massage. They lay face down as you half-sit on top of them. You rub your hands up and down their back, working the tension out of their muscles, rubbing them down with scented oil[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know | Definitely a trope, anon, but not one we’re into. We tend to enjoy very plot[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey does anybody know the origin of a quote like “and when it’s your partner, you do something about it” Said in a stereotypical detective voice, either private or police Specifically referring to partner being killed. I can’t figure out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
woundthatswallows: first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide
twotontwentyone: star-eaters: Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest” You guys are gonna freak out when I tell you about D&D
many-bees: Thinking about 1996 live-action intro cutscene Wesker The hair touch <3 the body language
onlyslightlyrabid: autism-adhd-information-blog: Hello everyone, I just realized that sniffing things is a type of stimming. It’s called olfactory stimming. I When you smell, tasting objects, or licking. I have a baby blanket that I like to sniff because I like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
dumpstercigarettes: weighted blankets aren’t enough i need a dude to crush me to death
brovitranduila: Christmas Chris ^^ Full here: https://boosty.to/brovitranduila (minimum subscription level required) NOT explicit
10. You’re stuck at a cabin in the woods. There’s a murderer on the loose. How do your F/Os handle the situation? Is the murderer perhaps one of your F/Os? 💪🔫 I know you sent this to me because of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
👴 The Hierophant: What kind of moral code does your F/O follow, if any? Is it one that you share? For Harry 🌺😈 Ooooh, I’m gonna answer this one for John, because I think we have the most opposed moral[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
crossstitchworld: My new favorite cross stitch! “Yeah, my anxiety is bad, but at least a bitch is ready.” by oblongmeow
Chris here (💪🔫). had another nightmare last night. I really probably should not sleep in the body… Details under the cut. Mentions of violence, not graphically described. Some megalomaniacal asshole (skinny grey-blond euro guy) had strapped a ton of people[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh man, buddy these ones hit all my buttons. 😂 Not in a bad way. Persona 3 protag male version: Brooooooo~ <3 Persona 3 female protag: I am giving her a noogie!! <3 Chris Redfield: Can- can I answer if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Leon refers to everything on the interior of his body as his “soup” due to the number of times he’s been injured, mostly from falling. Leon, smashing into a floor again: “Argh, my soup!”
Hell yeah! Love those girls. Chie: Rise:
Hilariously the board for Leon Danganronpa and Leon Resident Evil is (from me 💪🔫) the exact same board. And kokichi
Nuzzling your F/O’s neck and shoulders. Cuddling on your F/O’s lap. Rubbing your head on your F/O like you were a cat.
goblin-monsters-doodles: just felt like drawing a woofer
Simply unbearable.
forgotten-era: f/os and s/is that both have ptsd and them comforting each other when it starts doing things again,,
How dare you ask me this? (Affectionate)
waluigis-biggest-fan: blackheart-biohazards: I suppose if I wanna see more male or gender neutral x reader with the captain I’m gonna have to write it myself. Mission accepted, gimme a few days. I’ve been playing Mass Effect and I deadass thought[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I suppose if I wanna see more male or gender neutral x reader with the captain I’m gonna have to write it myself. Mission accepted, gimme a few days.
I hope you meant Fire Emblem Three Houses cause that’s what I assumed!
th0tpimusprime: starsaver94: petrichormeraki: i finally made my own character bingo go nuts inbox (feel free to rb) Either canon characters or oc’s. Send me all the canon characters darlings 💖
Imagine that after having a relationship with your villainous F/O, you now believe them to be dead, but– One day, after the incident, maybe days, maybe weeks or months, you come home. Entering the room, it’s dark, but you see[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Allow me to reassure you: liking fiction that’s by a bad person, even if it’s a really bad person, does not make YOU a bad person. You can enjoy a piece of fiction without supporting the author or their ideals.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
hornyfrogboy-deactivated2023011:
what-a-bastard: I think a big strong man should be obsessed with me maybe
Chapters:
1/?
Fandom:
Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
Rating:
General Audiences
Warnings:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships:
Chris Redfield & Rosemary Winters
Characters:
Chris Redfield, Rosemary Winters, George Hamilton (Resident Evil), Yoko Suzuki, Eveline (Resident Evil)
Additional Tags:
Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Domestic Fluff, rosemary and eveline are the same person sort of, Rapid Aging, Post-Canon, During Canon, Family Feels, Screen Reader Safe, Screen Reader Friendly
Summary:
Chris doesn’t know how to be a parent, but when Mia Winters refuses to have anything to do with Rosemary after Ethan’s death, he steps up and does the best that he can, despite the unusual circumstances. A series of snapshots looking into their lives as Chris tries to raise the child who keeps being left behind.
Thanks for taking the time to share your story, anon. Honestly, the sad thing is stuff like this happens all the time. Glad you got out of the toxic anti soup.
rhiatargoed-selfships: He’s all I think about! (*˘︶˘*).｡*♡
xyouaremyhomex: zw-me-anasfaleies: budzaya: How many times can the same thing break your heart? As long as you love it. “as long as you love it” this really hit me
curseworm: nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge
They don’t want to take responsibility for their words and actions. Honestly, when you think about it, that’s kind of antis whole deal, denying that people are responsible for their actions. That’s why they blame fiction for programming people to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
elytrians: commitment to the bit to lovers @megaphonegirlk
nis-si-hellhole: picture this: a late 2000s/early 2010s windows movie maker amv featuring you and your f/o
Imagine your F/O cuddling and soothing you when you have insomnia. They hold you while you’re anxious, and pull you back into their arms gently every time you come back to bed from getting up. They don’t mind that you’re[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
anti-anti-otonokoji-twins: Yeah and the thing is its fine if those forms of address make you uncomfy its just that im under no obligation to assume they will or respect the comfort of random people calling me a freakazoid and telling[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For the alphabet self ship meme. Chris here answering re: the captain. D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?) We don’t exactly date, date. I think maybe our ideal date would be going out somewhere[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
were–ralph: this is going around twitter and i thought it’d be a fun little thing to bond over in the tags as usual
Still not back to full steam, but spending the day writing and reading smut helped a lot.
Just the Smell of Him Chris x Wesker drabble Cut for slightly suggestive Chris loved the way Captain Wesker smelled. It was best when he was close to him, when Wesker had his arms around him, or better, when pinned[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
wiisagi-maiingan: starlightomatic: wiisagi-maiingan: I think we need to normalize replying to weird or invasive questions and comments from people on tumblr by just telling them that their behavior is inappropriate. “That is not an appropriate way to speak to someone[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…