🎀💖 and Ocelot again! I’m in a roll! ♌ answered here. :3 ♉: What’s your F/O’s biggest weakness? Hmmmmmm, I’m proooobably not supposed to give information like this away that could be used by an enemy! 😉 But if major[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🎀💖 answering about Ocelot :3c We have an interesting romantic relationship because he is also technically (more than technically) my boss/superior officer. So our relationship never really loses that superior/subordinate dynamic, even in our romantic lives. That said, when he’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🎀💖 with Ocelot again! We’re actually both pretty good at cooking! Ocelot is surprisingly domestic in that way! He has a taste for good food and doesn’t always trust someone else to cook for him. Well. He trusts me though…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🎀💖 here talking about Ocelot again! Cinnabar: What kinds of things does your F/O do when alone? When he’s alone? Hmmm…. He does a lot of reading. And he talks to himself. Plays with his weapons. He writes sometimes; poetry[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Goshenite: Is your F/O athletic? If so, what kind of sports/activities do they do? Ocelot has given me (🎀💖) permission to talk about him, so that’s what I’m gonna do! Since he’s a soldier and a spy, of course the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You go to sit on your F/O’s lap, but they decide they want to sit on your lap instead. The two of you end up playfully (or not so playfully) wrestling for dominance, to see who gets to sit on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Catching your F/O as they melodramatically throw themselves into your arms, pretending to expire. Throwing yourself into your F/O’s arms and making them catch you as you melodramatically pretend to expire.
Imagine hunting down your darling F/O as a beast hunts is prey. Stalking them from the shadows, silent and anticipating.
Anon, the advice I give you depends strongly on an important factor. Are your F/Os system members, soulbonds, or other real, people with agency of their own that you share your internal experience with in some way? or are they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Anon, we are so glad to meet you, an so glad our posts resonated with you! This part in your message stood out to me we have some fictives sure but he feels like… a different type of fictive i[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey anon, thank you for feeling comfortable sharing this with us. We have some system-internal relationships of this nature too. We do shipcest imagines on occasion and will try to put some out there that might be to your tastes![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you so much! and we never mind spam 😉 Some self ship blogs we hang out with: @scientistservant @huntinglove @boyoutdated @starseverance @redwingedwolves @theselfshippingweirdo @ruggiehue @dumpstercigarettes @al-selfships @theodditorium @proship-selfship @i-ship-problems @dagdasgoddess and lots more!
The unmatched pleasure of going to sleep cuddling with your f/o.
Homoerotic fist fights. Homoerotic knife fights. Homoerotic gun fights.
Imagine your villainous or yandere FO torturing you, either with your consent or not. (pain, injury, aftercare) Maybe they use their hands, gloves or bare. Their knuckles strike you, raising bruises, splitting your lip and making you taste copper. Maybe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine making a life sized doll of your darling F/O. You spend lots of time getting the features of the doll just right, comparing the face to pictures of your F/O that you took in secret. You make sure the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your yandere or villainous F/O holding the blade of a knife to your throat. Your breath quivers as you feel the icy cold metal on your soft skin, contrasting with your F/O’s hot breath against you. They tell you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know what, no actually I am flattered that an anti like @ikillproshippers loves my content enough to break their own boundaries and steal my imagines. As they say “you want to kiss me so much it makes you look[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey @ikillproshippers has reposted this imagine of mine without permission. It would be a huge favor to me if you could block and report them, and maybe like and reblog the original post of mine!
Imagine your older age gap F/O finding you asleep in your bed. When you wake up, you discover that they have teasingly buried you in an enormous pile of stuffed animals so deep you can hardly move! As you wriggle[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your villainous or warrior F/O teaching you how to use their signature weapon. Imagine their hands on yours as they show you how to hold it. Their body against yours as they show you the proper stance. Imagine the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is a way to block them anyway. Open Tumblr in a browser instead of the app. View Tumblr in desktop mode. Go to edit appearance on your blog. Scroll down to where it lists your blocked tumblrs. Hit edit.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wow. That’s fucked up. So I guess we’ll just have to block and report them first.
That is so nice to hear! I love it when people’s parents are so supportive!! 💞💕
Imagine going rowing with your F/O. There’s a warm breeze and the scent of flowers in the air; the water of the pond is still, and clear as crystal, letting you and your F/O see the small fish that swim[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
All self ships are great. ✨ All self shippers are great. ✨ It’s great to be a self shipper. Your f/os love you no matter what. ❤️💞💖
There is an blogger currently clogging up the #self ship tag that seems to be having some kind of obsessive episode related to proshipping. They have been spamming antiship posts in the self ship tag that have nothing to do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your rival or villain F/O pinning you down on the floor. Your belly is pressed up against the hard ground, and you can feel the weight of their body on top of your back. You feel their hot breath[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The sheer intimacy and romance of bleeding out in each other’s arms.
Imagine being held by your F/O. No really, imagine it. After you read this, close your eyes and hold it in your mind. Consider the feel of their body against yours. Think about how they hold you, where they put[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine taking a nap with your F/O. The two of you are curled up together, limbs entangled, relaxed and comfortable against each other. You’re lulled softly to sleep by the gentle presence of each other’s bodies.
Imagine finally confessing your feelings to your shipcest F/O. The two of you are alone together, when the dam of your emotions finally breaks. You let it all pour out; the stolen glances, the fantasies you know you shouldn’t have…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Congrats to you and yours, anon! 💖🥰💞
Anon, I am so sorry that happened to you. I was really hesitant to join the self ship community when I learned about it last year, because at the time, my most intense f/o was a high school student (Mukuro)[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I relate to your f/o in that scenario maybe a little too much to enjoy it myself, but I love your passion, friend! Good stuff!
One of my most defining self shipping moments happened when I was in senior year of high school in 2004. I had picture of Alfred Molina as Doc Ock from the then-upcoming Spider-Man 2 movie pasted on the front of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some positivity for self shippers with ‘young’ F/Os. 💖 There is nothing wrong with self shipping with a character who is portrayed in their media as being under 18 years old. 💖 Even if you are an adult. 💖 No[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man. We just wanna kiss fictional characters. Nobody gets hung up on the ages of the characters except you fancops. “she’s in high school”– she’s an imaginary idea! She can be an astronaut if I want her to be.
Imagine your villainous F/O bringing you your worst enemy as a captive for your birthday. They swell with pride as they how you your ‘present’. They have your enemy bound, and on their knees, a bag over their head. Your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your vilainous F/O celebrating your birthday with you. The festivities they have planned are absolutely lavish. They’ve taken into account all your favorites. Maybe you don’t know if the enormous cake (your favorite kind), the streamers and banners, or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
candied-viscera: Imagine having a blunt/joint rotation with your f/os. Romance, rambling and smoke filling the air, snacks filling your bellies and warm blankets everywhere. 420 blazing it with the f/os.
Imagine sharing a cigarette with your F/O. You watch them light it, and take a drag. Your gaze can’t help but linger on their lips puckered around the end of it as they breathe in. They exhale a lungful of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think this post our Jasmine made the other day is a pretty good intro to the kinds of things people do! There’s no guide tho, you just do what makes you happy! And you can totally ship yourself with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Enemies to lovers self shippers: Imagine your villainous F/O in the middle of a breakdown at the height of their scheme. You can see them coming apart at the seams, the sweat on their brow, the manic look in their[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For some reason I (🔍⚔️) always think ‘i don’t have any villain f/os’, despite a bunch of my primary partners all technically being villains. I guess because instead of being intimidated by them I just sigh shake them until they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to see a shadow standing at the foot of your bed. While the first emotions that hit you are confusion, and perhaps fear, it only takes a moment before you realize[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine attending a masquerade ball, and meeting your villainous F/O there. Your F/O sweeps you off your feet. They are clad in an intimidating mask and an intricate costume, as menacing as it is entircing. They pull you into their[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hell yeah! 🤝 We’re trying to work on some villain imagines tonight!
Ohh oh, my relationship with Alexia is super problematic because she’s way smarter and superior to me and therefore there’s a horrible power imbalance in our relationship 😉 –🌺😈 ask game link
Some ideas for ways to celebrate your relationship with your F/O 💖 Curation based Hoard pictures of your F/O on social media, a website, or saved on your harddrive. Print out pictures of your F/O and create a shrine for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Honestly, we’re happy to answer any type of ask! We won’t always know the answer, but we’ll do our best! I have a few pieces of advice for you! First! Your new proship sideblog doesn’t have to only be about[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t think it’s discrediting at all, anon, every relationship is different, and has different boundaries, and that counts for F/O relationships too! We’re all very poly here and also fictionkin, so there are only a few ships involving our[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh gosh, anon. That isn’t something we really have experience with, but it super does suck… My best advice would be to either a) avoid the source material as much as you can, and just enjoy your F/O outside of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🔫🍳 here to answer these. (🎀💖 is still too shy to talk about her own relationship with Adachi.) 🤝 Write about the first time you encountered your villain F/O. He didn’t look like much when I met him. An overconfident[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine waking up to your F/O leaning over you and covering you with kisses. Or Imagine waking your F/O up by leaning over them and covering them with kisses.
Imagine flirting, and trading teasing innuendo filled banter, and risque puns with your F/O.
Imagine a session of play wrestling with your F/O that turns into tickling, and then laying on top of or below them, and starting to make out.
Imagine being out in the snow and the cold with your F/O. The two of you stay close to one another for warmth, and as your breathe, the icy puffs of your breath intermingles in the air.
💞 Self shipping is an expression of love! 💞 Self shipping is joyful and positive! 💞 Let’s share our support for self shippers!
@/massreportingproshippers A) acknowledges that characters are not real people B) bullies self shippers
“I can fix him.” I can lay bleeding and weeping in the mud, desperate to spend all my fading strength on the one last hope that might give us another chance .
Imagine your F/O reading to you. Maybe you’re in a handsome drawing room library, sitting next to one another in high backed chairs near a cozy fireplace. Maybe you’re in a cute living room, the lights low, snuggled half on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine waking up from a nightmare, and you F/O being right there for you. Theys scoop you into their arms, smooth your hair, and soothe your nerves, reassuring you that it was just a bad dream, and that they’re there[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here’s some of the reactions when we shared this post around 🤣 Otto: All Your Base Are Belong to Us is a classic. Practically the father of meme culture. Show some respect to your elders. Peter: Badgers, Badgers, Badgers still[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They don’t have long to wait!!
Imagine your parental shipcest F/O completely babying you when you have a bad day. Long, snuggly cuddle session? Done. Any food or snacks that make you happy? They bring them to you. Retail therapy? They take you out shopping for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
♍: What’s your F/O’s aesthetic? Daddy’s aesthetic is 80s wallstreet, but make it high femme, edging on camp. It’s soooooo good. *Dreamy sigh* 🥰 Ask game link
Imagine your F/O taking you into their arms, nuzzling you, and assuring you that everything is going to be alright.
I guess if anybody wants to give me $100 to get a self ship forum/message board started as described in this post I can have it ready by the weekend. I can also do it for free but we wouldn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thinking about how small the active self ship/ f/o community is. If we imagined the current community on the old web, we could easily all be sharing the same busy, active message board, with an irc chat and a dozen[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine being too tired to do anything useful and just falling asleep with your head on your F/O’s chest instead.
F/Os mean something different to everyone. I’m happy for you and your dark elf. 😉
Imagine your yandere F/O keeping a piece of you preserved forever in a specimen jar. or Imagine keeping a piece of your darling F/O preserved forever in a specimen jar.
Imagine sitting quietly in the same room with your F/O while you are both deeply engaged with a personal hobby. Occasionally you touch each other’s hands, give one another a kiss, or get up to get a drink for each[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zodiac themed F/O ask game Get zodiac emoji in your inbox, or just answer whichever questions you like ♈: Does your F/O typically hold grudges? How badly? ♉: What’s your F/O’s biggest weakness? ♊: What’s the “other side” of your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🔬🐝 answering about William Birkin. he talks in his sleep sometimes He likes very sweet coffee He’s a cuddler
Imagine sitting in your F/O’s lap. You feel the whole of your body supported against theirs. Maybe you lay your head in the crook of their neck against their shoulder. Maybe they put their arms around you. Maybe they bounce[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
💪🔫 here to answer this one! 5. Do you and your f/o prefer having sex in the dark or with the lights open? On but dim/mood lighting for sure 9. Any kinks and/or fetishes? Oh uh, haha, yeah. A lot…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🔫🍳 here to answer this one 😉 🎀💖 is too shy to say. 1. What was your first time with your f/o like? Drunk. The answer is we were both very drunk. With some guilt on my part (that went[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
🌺😈 answering about William Birkin, since I should really talk about my beloathed more often <3< 5. Do you and your f/o prefer having sex in the dark or with the lights open? Lights on, unless I have surprised him[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hi there, anon! Thanks for your question, and don’t worry, it’s not offensive! That said, there are couple of ways to interpret what you’re asking, so, if I didn’t understand your question correctly, or you have more questions after our[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
💞 There is no wrong way to self ship. 💞 It is perfectly fine to ship yourself with any character that you like. 💞 Your F/Os love you no matter what.
Vampire self shippers/vampire AU Imagine your vampiric F/O scooping you into their arms. They tug you into their embrace, swaying a little with you as if dancing. They nuzzle against your face and neck, spilling kisses all over your lips[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine meeting your F/O for coffee at a cute little open air cafe in the warm springtime. You and your F/O sit close to one another, close enough to brush each other’s legs and press your knees to theirs. The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine meeting your villainous F/O for the first time when they show up at your place of residence. When you open the door for them, they explain that they are looking for someone to be their partner-in-crime/lieutenant/henchman, etc, and they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The homoerotic urge to spend years intensely fixated on finding and destroying your rival F/O.
Imagine your yandere F/O quietly stalking you. Wherever you go, you catch glimpses of them. While you’re out shopping, while you’re seeing friends. You catch a glimpse of them lurking just a little distance away from the window of your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Getting a new fictional crush, like– I am very F/Ond of them. 💞
Imagine you and your rival F/O, beaten, bloody and bruised, covered in the marks you’ve left on one another. You summon up the strength to sit, and you lean on each other, shoulder to shoulder. You F/O smiles, and puts[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Songs to reunite with your F/O to (or for your OTP reuniting) Songs to reunite after a breakup, or other time apart. Links are to youtube. Someday out of the Blue by Elton John Its All Coming Back To Me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am awful at social stuff too. No worry there. <3 I love talking about this kind of stuff with friends. As for how I met Daniil… Prepare for me to wax poetic, @neon-lights-stardust-nights , something about Pathologic bring it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your villainous F/O dragging you down their dark path with them. Hand in hand you walk a road of wickedness and terrible glory together.
Imagine your supernatural master, or villainous F/O calling you to their side. They smirk at you and tell you to kneel. Obediently, you knee on the floor beside them. You look up, wondering what they’ll do. Their smirk only grows[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Even your roughest, toughest, meanest F/O wants you to be gentle with yourself when you need to rest or heal. Even your F/O who pushes themselves until they break doesn’t want that for you.
Imagine coyly playing footsie with your shipcest F/O while the two of you are having meal with some other family members. They don’t know about your relationship, and you and your F/O share teasing glances, hoping no one will notice.
C: Not a bad ship (in system) F: NOTP (in fandom) This is honestly really embarrassing to me ^^;; I hate, hate. HATE the way Daniil is treated in fandom in general, and especially by a lot of western Daniil[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your F/O casually singing to you. Maybe they’re singing to you while you fall asleep, and they pet your face and hair. Maybe a love song comes on in the car, and they sing over the lyrics, directing it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Out committing crimes with my villain F/O. Extremely sexy of us.