Imagine sneaking up behind your F/O, grabbing their hips or waist and pulling them to you. As they gasp in surprise, you nuzzle against them and plant kisses on the back of their neck.
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yesterday was a really negative day (we didn’t even tell you about the doctors appointment) so I think today I am going to make sure we’re on the positive side instead.
Starting a replay of Ace Attorney Investigations tonight.
Imagine your F/O helping take care of you and sooth you when you have a rough or rushed morning. Getting you a fresh towel for your shower, laying out clothes and helping you get dressed. Making a hot drink for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
firing warning shots to keep our follower count from going up too high while Hazel’s (๐ซ๐ฆข) vent post explodes notes everywhere. ๐
It was very hard for us to take them seriously at first, honestly. It took a few days of reading and especially writing in the community using the terms for them to feel ‘normal’ and not silly. I think one[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you very much. I’m having a lovely morning so far this morning. You’ve inspired me to brew another pour over. I’m actually not familiar with the terminology discussion you mention! I know that there are a lot of people[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No worry! I wasn’t sure, because sometimes people use the :p emoji to signal “I’m joking” or “I’m being silly”. I am a very autistic man who has trouble understanding when people are asking questions that are not actually requests[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
sandboxer: AAI was actually hysterical for having Edgeworth say โIโm going to conquer my fear of elevators!โ and then immediately open the elevator to reveal a dead body
was looking for a ship prompt list to reblog for later and was like “well, we can just reblog Jasmine’s (๐๐) from her blog I suppose.” and I looked at it and realized I’d forgotten how unimaginably sweet and fluffy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Darkfic writers are not looking for your approval, and you are not punishing us with your disinterest.
Imagine your F/O refusing to give you your clothes in the morning, or outright hiding them from you, in a playful attempt to stop you from leaving for the day.
Miles tried his best, but there was really no avoiding elevators all the time. They were simply a fact of life, and one he did his best to deal with. He had a routine, when he rode the elevator. After[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What a lovely thing to wake up to– being told that our childhood abuse and trauma didn’t happen. People are so kind and gentle these days. ๐คท
So, I see that you didn’t follow through on blocking me, friend. Do you know how I know that? BECAUSE TUMBLR HIDES ASKS THAT WERE SENT BY SOMEONE WHO THEN BLOCKS YOU! Anyway, I’ll be blocking you instead. Have a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine your F/O rubbing and massaging your shoulders, back and neck, soothing you with their touch. They’re eager to help you feel better, and they can’t help kissing your head, neck and shoulders while they work on your tired, knotted[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Imagine you and your rival or villainous F/O throwing one another down on the bed and searching each other for hidden weapons as you make out.
Imagine you and your F/O napping half on top of each other in the golden afternoon sunshine.
I am experiencing a craving for every single vice at once.
Imagine your F/O helping take care of you and sooth you when you have a rough or rushed morning. Getting you a fresh towel for your shower, laying out clothes and helping you get dressed. Making a hot drink for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
๐๐๐It’s time to peel potatoes and put steaks in the oven.
To be honest with you, if you believe that we should judge a person’s morality based on anything other than their real actions in the real world, and their stated beliefs and stated intentions, then that’s your right. It’s also[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Villainous F/O who loves you and is obsessed with destroying you. Not killing– destroying. Ruining. Changing. Possessing. Having. Mine. Mine. Mine. Break for me darling.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: as a kid i assumed “captive audience” referred to like. when a supervillain kidnaps you & ties you up over a vat of acid & and just. starts monologuing. captive audience
It had been yearsโdecadesโ since the original Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. It was impossible to enumerate all the ways that the world had changed. That they had changed. Magneto found Toad leaning against the wall of the X-mansion, smoking a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheartbiohazards: blackheartbiohazards: i just really enjoy fiction about mentally ill, emotionally twisted up criminals and obsessive losers finding bright spots of often fucked up joy in their nasty, grimy lives. when all you have is stale cigarettes and cheap beer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
thank god there’s no Jackie Chan Adventures fandom any more, and I can say things like ‘AU where Jade Chan grows up to become Valmont’s top enforcer’ without anyone understanding what I’m talking about, much less coming for my head.
It’s nice to hear about fancops potentially receiving consequences for their IRL violent behavior. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
No, anon, I’d definitely feel the same way. I don’t want people to think of me–or anyone– as “safe”; as you say, everyone has the potential to do harm. It’s important to acknowledge that. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
They say “never attribute to malice what can reasonably be attributed to stupidity” but sometimes I genuinely believe that rather than being ignorant, many antis are using rhetoric to genuinely and deliberately cause harm. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
They’re not embarrassed because they think that being a bully to people that are acting “incorrectly” is good and noble. context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
It was not us (to my recollection), in fact, but that’s a very interesting experience to have! Posting this so others can weigh in. <3 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Thank you for saying so! <3 context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
This is what fancops don’t understand. For some reason they assume writing about crashing the car will make you want to crash the car, instead of the other way around. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
It both surprises me and doesn’t surprise me. It surprises me that someone would say it out loud, but not that someone would hold that belief. Then again there are people who proudly say that you should beat your children[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh yes when antis suicide bait people IRL it is all in good fun, but when a proshipper writes a fictional story about shipping suddenly people are getting hurt! context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
💯💯💯💯 Someone else controlling your interests and behavior through fear is ABUSE. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Tagging effectively definitely takes consistent effort! Thank you so much for the compliment and we’re glad that our effort has paid off for you and others in terms of usability of our blog. <3 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Racism against the japanese is sadly extremely common in fancops. context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Pro violence antis. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
I’m so sorry that happened, anon. It doesn’t surprise me. :c Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Pro violence antis, pro stalking antis, pro doxxing ants, pro cyberbullying antis. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
I must have blocked at least 50 people as I was scrolling through, and one anti literally said “I don’t support proship! I don’t know very well the meaning of the word, but I know it’s bad and that’s reason[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not just a magic spell, a magic punishment!! /s Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
They really can’t. Because they know actually defining what they mean takes it out of the realm of scare tactics. context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Oh no! Getting into an older film is always tough on the fandom front! Now we’re curious what film it is? Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Talk to me more about these flamewars, anon, because I don’t see them happening on tumblr. What I do see is antis/fancops attacking, harassing and deliberately creating a hostile fandom environment for proshippers, and proshippers responding to that by pointing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sounds like the kind of random anon hate from antis where they make wild assumptions about the media you create and consume based on the label “proship”. We’ve gotten hate for writing “anime porn” before which we don’t do. Source:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blue-phoria: Just saw proships of real life actors! Why are people shipping children of live action TV shows when the actors when they are real children! What if they see that of themselves? Gross Role playing as antiship to start discussions[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“In this Essay I Will…” Ship & Self Ship asks Select any number of questions to answer, or get emojis in your ask box to assign you homework 😉 (These are just for fun; no need to get too long[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
lovesthecure: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx: Writing prompt: What do you think was the commenter’s original perception of this post? How did that perception change with the added context of ‘proship’? Consider this user’s thought process and what preconceptions you think might have caused[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ll happily take the compliment as it’s meant! we don’t have any problem being compared to someone’s F/O. Thank you for your kind words, we’re honestly very flattered. <3 context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
sometimes I wonder what mutant discourse would look like on marvel universe tumblr. It’s both an amusing and a frightening thought. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Sad to realize that all the paintings I sold as Thomas Pickman and the photos of them are just gone from the internet. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
It’s always okay to say hi! Thanks for sharing your story your mom sounds like a cool person. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
550 words today will have to be enough. What matters is that words got on the page. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
there are 50 asks in our inbox from the last 24 hours; goodness gracious. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
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The hobby police have arrived and they are here to shame you for your pursuits and interests! Especially if they think you might be a girl! context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Dakimakura body pillows wouldn’t sell the numbers they do, would they? context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Always welcome! <3 thank you so much for your kind words. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
These are shameful. Thank you for sharing. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
It’s also got a whopping 39 replies! context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
miss-course: antis will post a whole essay detailing how they want to maim and murder proshippers and tag it “#proship” “#anti-anti” “#proshipping” and then act like they’re the ones getting harassed when a proshipper says they’re being shitty antis will[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wow, anti-self-ship anon! You really made a splash! Here’s what the people are saying: context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Oh no, random strangers find me unfuckable and unappealing based on my hobbies and interests!! whatever shall I do??? 😂😂😂 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
LOL why would I care? your message is: aphobic heterenormative based on an assumed desire to make one’s self palatable for others. if a person thinks a crush on a cartoon character is gross or disgusting then they are not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh yeah this post made the rounds when it was initially posted. (please don’t go harass this person, or interact with them about this. just don’t. It’s pointless.) Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
boiledquarters: Saw a post tagged with “proship” and also “sex positive” and it actually made me so fucking angry. Define what “proship” means and how you perceive it to conflict with sex positivity, Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Thank you very much! I’m sure some people fine our posts (and mine especially) pretentious, but I just like clarity and elegance in writing where possible. Thank you very much for the compliment <3 Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
pro violence antis. pro normative antis. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
🤔 Did you feel the tags and summary described the work accurately? What, if anything, would you change to improve my tagging and summary? 🤔 How would you describe the main themes and ideas of my work? What elements of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
a hot bath, a John Grisham paperback, and a Fleetwood Mac album on cassette tape. Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
🗨️ What justifies the existence of creative works of art or fiction? 🗨️ Can creative works be separated categorically into “legitimate artwork” vs “obscenity/pornography”? 🗨️ Do obscene and pornographic creative works have a right to exist? 🗨️ How does one[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
coockie8: I just wanna say this, since apparently this is a thing that antis do (fucking wild like get a life holy shit), but if you ever get a nasty anon signed with my username, that is 100% not me.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
coockie8: Someone could make a post that is literally just listing the definition of proship without actually mentioning the word “proship” and antis would fucking eat it up! Like you could make a post that’s like “It’s okay if others[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
reggiemess: saltforsalt: The secrets scientists don’t want you to know about: Their caffeine consumption habits How many showers were skipped That they are actually fake scientists unlike their brilliant colleagues Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
I am sure there are fancops out there would would call your mother’s action “good parenting” because they believe there is something wrong with a 12 year old who expresses attraction to a celebrity. They are wrong, and your mother[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Both the anon in the post you linked and the man in the restaurant were engaged in the exact same behavior. That behavior is called evangelizing. Evangelizing: converting or seek to convert (someone). context link Source: xxblackheartbiohazardsxx
Writing prompt: What do you think was the commenter’s original perception of this post? How did that perception change with the added context of ‘proship’? Consider this user’s thought process and what preconceptions you think might have caused them to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Finally listed out the whole system. Emoji pairs are for tagging and used as signatures. Pronouns and interests on our carrd. [[MORE]] Harry🌺😈 || AKA: Alfred Ashford, Harry Osborn, Jade Harley, Pizzazz, Yukari Takenba, Lorenz Hellman, Gloucester, Hiyoko Saionji, Iris[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
vaspider: writersblocksblastingcaps: writersblocksblastingcaps: cryptotheism: Is star trek replicator meat kosher? I feel like, if someone felt like puzzling it out, the two interesting routes to take would be “did a jew make this food, if they made this machine/loaded this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s frustrating to see the same kind of emotionally charged rhetoric, community policing, arguments from disgust, and appeals to authority and tradition that lead to fascism and genocide… And it’s a bunch of 14 year olds arguing about which Barbie[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Proship community: Thinks you should write or draw anything that you want to. Discourages harassment and threats against any person, calls out and rejects community members who engage in harassment behavior. Focused positively; share and comment on works and opinions[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
yourfaveisbabygirl: that smile! babygirl for sure
detectivehole: detectivehole: “honey! i’m home!” i say, opening the door and greeting my wife as i return from a hard days work as a 9 to 5 art thief i do this to supplement her income as a stagnating mid-tier[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just woke up to find that haikubot has thrown us under the bus. Today should be quite interesting. –๐งญ๐
aselfuship: imagine enjoying a calming scented bath with your f/o(s) Steam rising from the tub. Washing each other’s backs. Oh yes.
marshemillow: I just had a thought; I bet antis are in favor of banning huck finn because it has the n word in it. Unironically, probably, they are.
Sinister System post directory Finally listed out the whole system. Emoji pairs are for tagging and used as signatures. Pronouns and interests on our carrd. Harry๐บ๐ || AKA: Alfred Ashford, Harry Osborn, Jade Harley, Pizzazz, Yukari Takenba, Lorenz Hellman, Gloucester,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Its okay when *I* do things people might think are bad to cope but these OTHER people are degenerates.”
Maya, Miles, and Phoenix on the couch at Christmas, watching Nic Cage’s “The Family Man” and razzing the hell out of Miles every chance.
That IS very funny! The fact of it is that antis never consider any standards besides their own to be important. Their political opinions are “correct”, their morals are the “correct morals.” They can’t imagine that censorship would be used[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
blackheart-biohazards: “fictional children can’t consent” I’m sorry I am still mad about this. Watching antis act like fictional characters on the page have some kind of free will, or rights that need to be protected is baffling and alarming. No[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“fictional children can’t consent” I’m sorry I am still mad about this. Watching antis act like fictional characters on the page have some kind of free will, or rights that need to be protected is baffling and alarming. No characters[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you ever wake up and feel hungover despite you (and no one else in the body) not having been drinking, you are probably dehydrated. You’re welcome. And now I go to grab a water bottle.
Wow I love to see extremely racist purity wank first thing in the morning. “Fictional children can’t consent”. no one in fiction can consent, you dunce! Fictional characters do not have free will!